Ducati V4R vs 2019 Ninja H2, RSV4 1100 Factory & 2020 S1000RR!

I still intend to slay and fillet him and place him on my grandma's mantelpiece for observation. Oh, well, hey everybody. It's your good buddy, 650ib here. Yet another beautiful day in filthy Cleveland. We got some of the crew out to ride some magnificent motorcycles on this gorgeous day. I want to jump on the Ducati V4R and give it some more mileage. We got my good buddy, Joe Jixer. He ordered a 2020 S1000RR, but he didn't order it when I told him to. And so now he paid the price. He still hasn't received his bike yet. So in lieu of that, I'm going to allow him to ride my beautiful S1000RR. And we got my good buddy, Charles here. You might remember him from some of my videos. He's always my fair weathered friend jockey that can defeat, yeah, anybody at that freaking weight. And he's wearing a beautiful Alpine Stars jacket. He's going to ride my Aprilia RSV4 1100 factory. And those two gentlemen are going to swap bikes halfway through the journey. At the end of the day, we'll get their opinion and we'll see which one of these bikes they like best. You may have noticed Mustang Dames in the house on his Ninja H2. He declined my offer to ride my BMW HP4 or my Pentagalli 1199R or any of my other 1000cc bikes because he wants to be king out here on these filthy streets. Refuses to take L. And we got Carlisle, your good buddy, your fast life is back from the great state of New York. And he's in this, what is this thing, man? Alfa Romeo 4C. Nice. What it is, is actually- Is it now? Underrated for sure. Really? Very fast. Great handling. The sound is amazing. It did sound nice. I heard it when you pulled up. I'm loving it. You hear that? What, is it supercharged or something? No, it's supercharged. Look at this. Look at the carbon fiber tub there, man. This is nice. You see that? And the hood. The entire tub is carbon fiber. Wow. I think it weighs 250 pounds. The whole thing, 24. Wow, 2,400 pounds for this car, wow. Carbon fiber mirrors and everything, dude. I gotta say, with the top down, it's probably the closest experience to riding a motorcycle. Is it really? Why the hell did you put the top up? Take that top back off. On the highway for long distance driving, imagine being on your back without a helmet. That's what it feels like. Oh, I don't like that feeling. It's very loud. Yeah, all right. So, highway long distance, top up. We're gonna see how this thing can pair up with our beautiful sport bikes here in just a second. But if you're new to the channel, hit the subscribe button. If you're already a subscriber, tap that bell and you'll get notified when new content is uploaded. Subscribe to me and to your fast life. ♪ Roll with us if you really wanna get it ♪ ♪ Go get a half a million in a Sprinter ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. All right. ♪ Roll with us if you really wanna get it ♪ ♪ Go get a half a million in a Sprinter ♪ I'm gonna race my good buddy, Joe Jigser. We weigh about the same. ♪ Craziest wave if I'm on the stage ♪ ♪ And it was my minimum wage ♪ I think that's about enough abuse for the S1000RR. It should be clear right now in your eyes that the 2020 S1000RR, I love it a lot. I love that bike. But you know it can't with the Ducati V4R. Clearly, both riders, equal weight, fair start, even gave him a three bike hit. Now, we'll have to revisit this competition once the S1000 has its ECU flashed next week. But for right now, he's mine. He's all mine. Now, I want that Aprilia. My good buddy Kyle's riding with us on his Honda Africa Twin, proving that adventure bikes can hang out with the sport bikes. No problem. The thing looks good. I love the gold wheels. Reminds me a lot of my R1250GS adventure. Let's try this again. Now that I don't have a backpack. In spanked as n****s. 160 pound jockey is no match on the 1100 factory for a 225 pound animal. Not even when he's armed. Having a pistol, he won't save you, my good friend. I still gotcha. And I'll do it again. We can do this all night. I can bust up on you all night. Come here, I'll do it again. Come on, come on, boy. Come on. I gotcha. You belong to me, my son. Alfa Romeo supercar. Yes, I do consider that a supercar. Carbon fiber tub, carbon fiber body panels. That is indeed a supercar. And that young man looks nice in that car too. I can't wait to get my supercar. Bunch of Pennsylvania hard hitters pulling up. One guy on a stock H2. I'm sure he doesn't want to dance with Mustang Dame, but I'll dance with him on my V4R considering that he's still stock. What year is this? Is this the 19? How you doing, buddy? How are you? I don't know. Oh, this is a 19. Are you the guy that's been messaging me? Okay, there you go. There you go. Man, this is Gordon. On this? I'm going to whoop you today, man. I'm going to whoop you. That sounds good. Wow, I love this thing with the Uleans and that beautiful gauge, the new gauges. Totally makes my great gauge look like poo. Pure poo. It's awesome. Very nice. What's up, man? What's up, B? How you doing? Good, man. How are you? Good to see you again, man. I got the V4R. Yeah. If I lose to you, we got Mustang Dame for you. I don't have nothing for you. Yeah. Right. All of a sudden, we got nothing for Mustang Dame. But me? Yeah, they'll handle me. So I'm going to try to do some dirty dancing with my good buddy here on his brand new 2019 H2. It's unflashed. Still has the stock exhaust, but he only weighs 130 pounds. So he does have a 100 pound weight advantage to me on my beautiful V4R. But his bike weighs more than the V4R by probably 100 pounds. So I don't know. Might be even. I still intend to slay and fillet him and place him on my grandma's mantelpiece for observation. Boom, boom. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm running to the money, y'all jacking? Yeah. I guess that makes us one and one. All right, so now it's two to one. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. We're having a good time. Stock Ninja H2 versus V4R. 130 pound jockey versus my fat arse. I think I'm holding it down for Team Ducati. Oh, Mustang Dame, put me to work. The bikes today, none of them. Well, so my good buddy Charles, 160 pounds, jumped on the S1000RR and thought he could give me justice. Didn't quite work out that way. I'm on the V4R. Also took down a stock 2019 Ninja H2 ridden by a 130 pound jockey. I think this is a great day for the V4R. I challenge Metal Nosity on his beautiful 2020 S1000RR to a smack down. Yeah. So if you want to see that happen, go to Metal Nosity's channel, leave a comment. Thumb up the comment that I'm going to leave about the smack down with Metal Nosity. Let's see if we can make that happen. All right. So we just enjoyed some beautiful sandwiches from our good friends at Primanti Brothers here near Pittsburgh. And now, yeah, now he's going to jump on the V4R my good buddy Charles I've been whooping on all day and took the crown back from. And now he's going to be super fast with his weight on that bike. He might even beat Mustang Dame on his H2. Maybe. It's possible. You just got to get used to it. Okay. Joe Jixer loves the S1000 so much and he says it feels like a Jixer. So he's back on the S1000RR. My good buddy Kenny there on his Suzuki. He might buy my MT-10 for me. And I'd like to sell it to him because he promised he wouldn't resell it. He would keep it for himself. Kyle is having a great time on his Africa Twin doing donuts as I stand in the middle. See if he can go around me. He can without knocking over my Aprilia. And of course we got Mustang Dame. We're headed over to Mount Overlook. And we're going to see if we can have some fun over there. Oh, the beautiful skyline of Pittsburgh. It's absolutely gorgeous. Isn't it? I think so. Beautiful. So as usual, we had a great time riding in Pittsburgh, hanging out with my good buddies. Thanks, Kenny, for showing us around, man. Appreciate it as usual. So Charles, which one is your favorite bike out of all three that you rode today? If I had to choose one for just, for the sake of choosing a bike, I'd have to choose the V4. Okay. I mean, it's different. I imagine it's like the motorcycle, the Lamborghini of motorcycles. Yeah. I mean, it's just, it's an amazing bike. It's fast, it's nimble. Everything about it is nice. It gets way too hot. But aside from that, it's a great bike. If I had to choose between this, the RSV4, 1100 Factory. Or the S1000. The S1000. I'd have to say I'd go with the Aprilia. Wow. This one feels more like the R1 to me. Yeah. It handles much more like it. And I like the V4 feeling better than I do the inline four. Fair enough, man. But as always, man, I had a great day riding with you. I appreciate you bringing me up here to Pittsburgh to smack you down a couple of times. Oh, a couple of times before I took the backpack off and you suffered a few L's. Keep in mind, we had a catastrophic engine failure, electronic failure on this bike. Oh boy. And so that is what handicapped me today. Sure. And that's why I started losing on the second half of the day but as you will see, the first half of the day, I was still the champion. And how do you explain the losses you sustained on the S1000? It needs some tuning done. Okay. I love it. So that was a preemptive strike on your part. You took me down. You started my race as low so you could take advantage of me on the low end. I gotta do what it takes. But I'm gonna invite you back once I get this bike flashed next week and we'll do it again. Most definitely. Thanks again, man. I really appreciate it. You're welcome, man. Anytime, one Mike. Anytime. Mustang Dame had a good time. Joe Jixer, you're excited to get your S1000 soon. Are you happy that you finally got to ride one? Yeah. It just makes me want mine more. I bet it does. Yeah. You know that I took you down and the next person on my hit list is Outspoken Tiger. Outspoken Tiger, wow. You next, bro. You'd be a good match for him. Yeah, you next, bro. Yeah, I'll put you on my V4R and I guarantee a victory for you. For sure. I think I'm gonna arrange that. All right, let's do it. And I'm also calling out Motel Gnosticity myself. All right. So I want Motel Gnosticity on his 2020 S1000RR now that it's been flashed by Brent Zuni. So a lot of Smackdown challenges going, throwing out there. So let's wait and see when it happens. If you're new to the channel, hit the subscribe button. If you're already a subscriber, tap that bell and you'll be notified when new content is uploaded. We're about to pack up, put these bikes back on the highway and get home before it's completely dark. Our good buddy Charles has a two hour drive back to our state's capital, Columbus, once he gets to my house. So stay tuned for more Smackdown videos and group rides and stuff. These are the buddies that I like to ride with quite a bit these days. We'll catch you guys next time on the 650E YouTube channel.