D1 Softball Hitter vs. High School Baseball Pitcher

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This is Noble. He's a high school junior and he's warming up at 96 right now.
And this is Alexis. She's a D1 softball player.
Do you have any chance against 96?
Totally.
And this is Erickson. He's also hitting, but he's not important. Let's see what happens.
I have no shot.
All right, let's go. You got this.
That's some hot. Let's go.
So Alexis gets two points for every total base.
So she started off in her first swing. That's four points for the hitter.
Four points.
What's four points?
Hey, 2-0, you got the green light. Don't take.
If that's anything close, you're hacking.
Just like the first day of B, let's go, baby.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's a ball.
No, that's a strike.
That was fire.
Yeah, that was fire.
How old are you?
17.
17-year-old Jabroy throwing a 95.
What are we doing?
That strike out there is huge because that was worth two points.
And Eric's going to strike out every at-bat.
If she can just put the ball in play.
That's what I was going to say. Strike out ties it up.
But if she finds a way to just put it in play.
Dude, she's cool. I didn't have to face it.
She definitely would have gotten hit off me.
Valiant effort.
All right, so Alexis is done with her three at-bats.
That's four points tied at four right now.
So Eric's going to get three, maybe four at-bats.
And if he strikes out twice, this game's basically over unless he hits a nuke.
We need a good at-bat here from Eric.
You won't throw a first pitch off speed.
You throw a 96, asshole.
I don't know what I just threw.
Is that a changer or a slider?
Slider.
Oh, ****.
How do you not know what pitch it was?
Because he didn't see it.
Were you early on that?
You were early on 95.
You don't throw hard enough, all right?
Russell was slow and I was early on it.
Dude, that's so gassed, dude.
And he hides the ball really well.
Don't sword yourself again.
That was disgusting.
If I get that, you're fucked.
Dude, that didn't even register on hit packs.
What are we guessing for?
He's seen my content before.
My guy just came out throwing sliders.
The first pitch, he hit me up.
I'm fucked.
Have you ever tried wanting it more?
Hey, drop third strike.
If you sprint to first, you might get a base.
Noble is now ahead eight to four.
Noble, you're the best pitcher I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, good take.
I spent on that ----.
That's right there.
I can see that.
You're a heater.
32.
It's just a long strike.
Can we say for the first time, thank God we have hit tracks?
Because if we did not, that would have been another cage bomb that he hit.
Dude.
I hit the ----.
Hey, shout out to Victus.
Buy my bats, motherfuckers.
Victus, ES69 got the juice.
I want to introduce another rule.
If you call your shot, it's worth double the points.
If I get it, game over.
That is a walk and a free heater.
Why they be rules.
Free heater down the middle.
That was only 94.
Only 94.
You hit the ----.
Before you hit that, what is the outcome here?
I'm hitting a tank.
You're hitting a tank.
Walk off tank for the people.
He's not that good.
I already hit a foul tank.
I just got to hit it that way.
Yeah, not this way.
450 dead center.
That would have broken my bat.
Brand new bat.
Don't ******* break it.
All right.
Just do that.
I hit that.
That's literally middle middle.
Middle middle.
It works every time.
Hit a cage bomb off me on that pitch.
This spot is better than yours.
I love this kid.
I want you guys to hit this after me.
Those 95, dude.
I'm not sitting soft.
When do I ever do that?
When you throw 95, you don't need to throw a fastball.
From now on, peanut butter is gone.
All right.
Oh, you're slowing down, dawg.
I'm from 96, 94.
Shut up.
We don't ******* round up here, all right?
Hey, at least you got a swing off.
Shot's gonna be double the points, right?
If I had a nuke, I win.
Hey, you won't throw them all heaters in embarrassment.
You won't do it.
You won't.
You down?
Yeah.
All heaters.
You made a big mistake, pal.
Eric now cannot see the ball because he's sniffing salt.
Eric's crying.
Which means that he's going to be better.
Oh, here it is.
Can you swing with that?
That looks like a swing.
You throw way too hard to be ******* around like that.
My entire, like, body's just twitching right now.
Since I ripped the salt too, I could barely see.
I just felt this blur thing coming at me.
I was like, I think I already hate you.
After this, after today, I never want to talk to you again, all right?
Hey, I'm calling my shot, boys.
I'm calling my shot.
Let's go.
See who comes up top right here.
One of the boys.
Holy ----.
I'm the greatest ever.
Sign me up.
Always sign big league contracts here, all right?
That's 13-10 for the hitters.
Unbelievable.
I don't even know what to say.
Zim, slider right back.
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Now back to content, baby.
What's going to happen here?
You're down three points.
A strikeout's worth two.
But if you call your shot, it's double.
So you can win 14-13.
Can I get plus one if he swords?
Okay, that's fair.
All you got to do is not backwards kick.
Oh my god, dude.
Not by much.
Shout out to Hitchhiker for the best zone in the league.
That's a strike.
What?
Good take, dude.
You guys get to make your own rules here.
That's, no, that's exactly what we can do.
Yeah, I guess that's what you guys are there for right now.
Welcome to the big leagues, kid.
Hey, that was a great take, great take.
Backwards K for the win.
Hey, an incredible day.
Hey, today's MVP, Alexis here.
Get a ******* C first at bat.
And shout out to Noble for being a good sport.
Throwing ******* gas at 17, that's amazing.
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Let's ******* go, baby.
