Can 4 Grown Men Beat A High School Baseball Team?

We're here to find out if four grown men can beat an entire high school baseball team at baseball. It's 4v9. Let's go. Okay. Yeah. Yep. Just tracking. Tim's hitting first. I'm hitting second. We're trying to get one of us on so that Eric and Tasha have a chance to drop us in. Oh! High school. Okay. We're playing high school zone. I got a biggly guy, so. Full strikeout, all right? I was early on that. Oh good thing. I'm going off speed here. Strike! Fucker. Yes! Oh! Wooo! Yeah. He's not stealing, right? No, he ain't going nowhere. Went to move it. Do a job, Eric. Do a job. Woo! Don't worry about me, all right? I get hit by a high school jabroni. My job's to hit a tank. All right, not to get on base. What did he say? Don't let us get a lead. I will not give the lead back. I promise you. Get your ass moving! Eric Sim just scored from first. Dude, I haven't ran a level of triple, right, because I started at first. I'm always done. Call it a day, man. I've got enough action. Bang it. I'm not getting sorted, okay? The rare occasion. I hit something to the outfield. I like it. I like the intent. Oh, no! No! Oh, no. So that's the equalizer right there. If they get a ball through the infield, they get to run forever. So basically any ball put in play is gonna be a double or a triple. That was a Bayou. That was almost a strike. Yep. That's the great equalizer. They get a ball in play. I better not walk anyone because any ball in play might score. It's gonna be competitive. Ball. Bayou, dude. Do you even know what hitting is? Bro, you just popped that ball into the cage. That ball was Bayou. Cover up, dude, man. Come on, man. I've hit the ball harder than you have. Just focus on pitching. Know your role, alright? Stay there. Wow! You know, take the L, but always swing hard just in case you hit it. Eric was making fun of me for striking out. That was the worst swing of mine. At least I didn't strike out on a fastball. Your swing is the worst I've ever seen. You better go fastball here, right? Oh, **** off! Told him he should have thrown a fastball. He threw a fastball. Okay, that's not a strike though. It had a lot of white. Oh, the batter's box line. Okay, so second inning, we're up 2-0. They're gonna get to pick what pitch the bat ends on to give them a little bit more of a chance. Fastball. This kid's smart. He's still gonna strike out. Ah! ****! He's scared. Alright, you're definitely gonna K and X that bat, you asshole. What pitch do you want to strike out on? Cotter. Make it interesting. Ah! Oh! Just get the one. What pitch do you want to strike out on? Curveball. Ah! Fastball. You chose curve, so the next guy will be smarter. Give him the deuce! Ah! Yeah, I respect the effort back there, Sim. Thank you. Ah! Oh! What pitch do we want? Fastball. Ah! Right! Ah! I'm probably the only one who's actually tired. You hit a triple, and then you have to go... Would've been inside the park home run if Mr. Sim didn't eat so many goddamn steaks and potatoes. Mix in some greens once in a while, man. Feeling pretty good. We got a 2-0 lead after 2. Gonna try to get a knock here. Go 2 for 3 on the day. Pitch shut out. Oh, that hit me in the nuts. Why is this cage there? Just let me pop out in peace. Hey, you don't gotta worry about it when you got that Nutty Buddy on, baby. Oh! No way! She's a runner, she's a track star. Wow! Did he actually just do that? You haven't done anything today. Oh! Case is loaded. Here we go. Are you kidding me? I gotta touch home. Oh! That was dicked. Do something! I'm trying to get on base here, guys. They're single. Bronson, get on base. Oh! Oh, no! I feel like that's gotta be an out. What other pitch do you have? What's that? It's one circle. Well, you never told me that. I'm swinging, no matter what. It's 3-0 through two innings and I get to know every single pitch that's coming this inning and we'll see if they can tie it up. So Eric's gonna tell you what pitch it is. Am I late? Yeah. I did tell you the heater's coming. I know, I geared up for it. Change up. Oh! Knock it down. We're too old to be diving and ----, man. Strike him out, Trev. Let's go. Heater. Cutter. Slider. No! No, he didn't. Oh, battle, baby! I like that. Slide piece. Baseball's hard, man. Baseball's a tough sport. Curveball. Basketball. You gotta hit that. Cutter. Change up. Oh! Hey, that's tough stuff. Basketball. Cutter. Heater. Bye, you. Slider. Get home! Go home! We're getting 16-year-olds. Let's go, baby. If you enjoyed this content, be sure to check out this other video where we face other high school all-stars from Kansas.