Meet my FIRE BREATHING MCLAREN (do this to ANY car).mp4

Alex Choi
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And on this episode of Alex Choi,
we're going to make my McLaren louder.
Hi, officer.
All thanks to Army Tricks.
So they sent me this exhaust, which is valve, which is super cool.
So it's either loud, like a mother effer, or it could be super quiet.
They call it the neighborhood mode.
I call it the officer penny mode.
Hi, Mark.
Sorry for making a mess.
I don't think you are.
I'm not touching that now that you licked it.
Whoa.
Officer Pena.
That's just for you, buddy.
That's the wasn't me device.
It wasn't me.
Is that the only thing in this box?
Where's my t-shirt?
Was it you that shoved broccoli packing peanuts in my Tesla or was that Mitch?
So what you're saying is they didn't include the t-shirt.
Look at Mitch's tools.
Anal beads, butt plugs, strap-ons, dildos,
cock sandwich, and pocket pussy.
These look better on your car.
Check.
Nice.
Anal beads.
Oh, he's not going to notice this one for a long time.
As you can see, every panel has been removed off the McDaddy
because we need to clean it.
While that was happening, I got a very cool idea.
The 600LT, you guys know, has exhausts coming out the top.
You can't really do that on a 720 or can you?
We're going to take this car to the exhaust shop,
to like a freaking random little muffler shop in some dungeon,
and I'm going to have a muffler shop make me 600LT style exhaust.
Obviously, the body panels can't go on it afterwards
because they're not designed for a top-mounted exhaust,
but we're going to lose the stock exhaust
and see what it would sound like if I just have straight up...
You get the deal.
Let's go.
Today's partner is Kove Audio.
They just came out with their new noise-canceling headsets.
If you want active noise-canceling on your headphones,
you're going to have to spend a few hundred dollars.
Kove is not about that.
They want to make the active noise-canceling technology for everybody.
And now, if you're not familiar with it,
the headphones actually listen to the surrounding noise
and creates a passive tone that cancels out the surrounding noise,
thus making it a very, very relaxing music experience.
Thus, the name active noise-canceling headphones.
These headphones fold so it's easy to carry.
You get 200 hours of standby and up to 12 hours of listening.
And with Bluetooth 4.1, amazingly, you get 30 feet of range
so you don't have to keep chasing your phone
and get those annoying cutouts that you get when you listen to Bluetooth headsets.
Especially being someone like me that goes to a public gym
or that works on my car with loud equipment or travels a lot in airplanes,
these headphones are so amazing to have.
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Link in the description.
70% off.
The only thing Kove has compromised making these headphones is the price.
It is so affordable and so great and matches the quality and sound
and the active noise-canceling technology of the headsets
that cost upwards of $300 to $400.
Just bear with me for a second.
Bear with me.
We're gonna make Elon Musk's boring company flamethrower McLaren edition.
Why are you driving like that?
Why are you driving?
You have kids in the back.
That's right.
You were speeding ******* around everywhere.
So why are you driving?
You have kids in the back.
That's right, I do.
And you're driving 60 miles an hour up Laurel.
Wasn't 60, it was more like 40.
You need to show off your cool Tesla.
Yeah, I do.
It's like a Toyota everyone ******* has.
I know, but this one's special.
Oh, that's the thing in the vlog.
Three, two, one, go.
I don't think I've ever been more scared in a car with you in that moment.
Zip tie.
The EVAP system works with this.
Everybody might drive a Toyota or a Tesla,
but nobody drives a jacked up McLaren.
Take this, blonde woman.
So if you want to get brakes, then just get everything that you need.
All right already.
All right.
All right, pest.
Jeez.
Okay.
Do you need to hold this end?
Just this far away and click them.
Oh, that's a little thing.
Okay, your list for fittings.
Write a list.
Why don't you just come with me and make yourself useful?
Listen, listen.
I can't.
My kids have tried teaching me this.
I can't do it.
Straight.
Stand up straight.
I can't.
Take it slow.
Butt left, arm right.
There you go.
Now, right arm behind you and left arm in front of you.
Boom.
That's all it is.
There you go.
Hey.
Now, reset back to this original position.
Now, take both arms and go the other way.
And now take the left arm behind you.
There you go.
At least my kids don't think.
What the?
Jesus Christ.
No, that's going to hurt, man.
No, do it.
I can't.
You're about to do it.
What if I go into a coma or something?
In three, two, one.
Ow.
Whoa.
It's about to look a lot like Christmas.
With candy canes and silver lanes that glow.
So the barbecue.
The McLaren barbecue machine is done.
Look.
There's a trend online of people trying to cook food
with flames coming out of the exhaust.
Now that food, you can't really eat it
because it's just mixed in with gasoline vapor.
And that's just going to give you cancer.
Now, if you actually set it up right,
you can actually eat good, healthy barbecue off of this thing.
No way.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
Okay.
Wow, that's really...
It's eggs.
Tastes very British.
Yeah, that was disgusting.
Oh, yeah.
You hear that sizzling?
Look, it's instant.
You ready?
Three, two, one.
That instant pork.
I don't know if this is because, like,
when you're hungry, everything's just good,
or if this is actually genuinely really good,
but it's really good.
Unbiased.
Is it good?
Yeah, it's actually good.
Yeah, this is really good.
All jokes aside,
I can't drive around with a McGriddle on the back of my car.
That's why Armytrix...
That's where Armytrix comes in to save the day.
So we took the McGriddles out.
That was short-lived.
And we're going to stick this Armytrix cat bag exhaust on
that has valves on it,
so my neighbors don't want to kill me every other day.
Last time I left with this exhaust,
my left exhaust was facing up,
and my right exhaust was facing downwards,
so everyone driving behind me was like,
hey, bro, your exhaust is crooked.
Like, yes.
I f***ing know!
So because this exhaust has valves,
I can make it super quiet and super loud.
Here's what it sounds like super quiet.
And by pressing this button,
I can make it super loud.
Hello.
Look at the f***ing light, man!
Oh my f***ing God, Mira!
Oh my God!
How did you guys get out of order?
You guys don't even understand how that feels.
