How Well Do We Know Each Other

Simpler and Simpler
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24 Video Views·Oct 27, 2022
You're gonna remember this one forever.
Okay, buddy.
Okay.
Is it filling?
Yeah, what's that about?
It was a real riser.
Don't.
Such a mother already,
you just wanna put saliva all over my face already.
Sometimes it's necessary,
and I just saved your cheek.
Say thank you.
It's damp now.
Don't touch it, it's fine.
Ow!
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
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So on today's episode of Side by Side,
we are doing how well do we know each other?
Or we could redefine that
as let's test Malika's memory today
since she's pregnant and doesn't remember anything.
So basically you're gonna win.
I'm gonna win!
I know you better than I know myself.
Or just as well as I know myself.
I was gonna say,
like I think I know you as well as I know myself.
I just don't know how much I actually know right now
is the point.
Oh.
I would win whether you were pregnant or not
so if that's the direction you're going in,
I just want you to know.
I am only saying right now that's a disclaimer.
I'm probably not gonna win this
because I don't remember things.
I would never say that if I, you know,
was at the top of my game, and I'm not.
Okay, well I'm really competitive
and I think I'm always at the top of my game
and I think that I'm gonna win.
Honestly, she would not want to play me
if I wasn't pregnant.
That's not true.
I'm not afraid of you.
We have healthy banter.
No one said fear wasn't even a part of it.
What I said was, even if you didn't admit it out loud,
on the inside, you probably wouldn't want to play me
because you know you're about to lose.
No, I know you very well.
I'm not concerned.
You won.
We can do this episode again, okay?
When you're not pregnant because I can feel it now.
This is gonna be the excuse.
Oh, I couldn't remember anything.
I had pregnant brain.
She won because I was pregnant.
I said that already.
Whatever.
Just put your best memory forward.
Let's go.
Under any other circumstances,
she would not want to play me because I'm a winner.
So, I'm just gonna go ahead and say that.
Not true.
You don't lose to me.
That has happened on occasion.
Now, I've known you my entire life.
I beat you in a food race, too.
You did not win, Khadija.
We can call Jamal right now.
I did win that race.
You did not.
There's a video.
We have proof.
I won that race.
I'm gonna win this here today and that's all that matters.
Sometimes, people just start making stuff up.
No, this is her pregnancy brain.
She doesn't even remember who won the race.
The video didn't show proof.
No, you're happy the video didn't show.
That video was ridiculous because we took our shoes off.
We were running in the street.
It's like really...
She wanted to race me.
I'll take a drunk challenge any day.
Looking forward to one when I drop this little one off.
I'll train for it and everything.
I'm gonna need it.
Probably like three somethings like that.
We were adults leaving a party with our brother
and we were a little inebriated.
I wasn't a little, I was a lot.
And some random guy was like,
won't you record it for me?
It didn't bad.
She lost.
I didn't lose.
So, this is the way the game works.
We're gonna trade off answering
and asking each other questions
and we're gonna write our answers on the board.
But don't cheat.
Don't look at my answers.
I don't need to cheat.
I'm a winner.
Whatever.
What was my first word as a baby
and what was your first word as a baby?
Are you ready to show your answers?
Yeah.
What?
What does yours say?
What does it say?
Baby?
Baby.
That's crazy.
I think it was baby because our mother said
we couldn't pronounce each other's names.
So, we called each other baby.
And I think that's all we knew was each other.
So, that was the first word.
Baby.
Hi, baby.
What was our first audition that we would remember doing?
Okay.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
Are they different?
What are they?
What did you say?
I can't even remember.
Kmart.
But it was print, right?
Wasn't Kmart a print job?
That's not from memory, Khadijah.
That's from booking the job and having the proof.
You wouldn't remember that audition.
What did you say?
I just said it was a print job.
Wasn't Kmart a print job?
No, that was a commercial that I booked.
Oh, sorry.
All right, fine, point for you.
Whatever.
I won, I'm up.
Whatever.
I'm up.
Okay.
Let's go.
Who was my first kiss and who was your first kiss?
Ready?
Okay, I put mine on top and then I put yours second.
Did you do the same thing?
I'm in order.
Okay.
Let's go.
I can't see.
Yes!
What?
That's a tie.
We get the same thing.
Oh, it's not a tie.
I'm still one up, but it's fine.
Whatever.
What is your favorite item of clothing
and what is my favorite?
That's a hard one.
Because I'm so stupid.
Okay.
One, two, three.
What did you say?
Mine is a hat and yours is diamonds.
Well, I mean, honestly,
because it isn't clothes, I hate clothes.
Nude.
Nude and diamonds kind of was right.
No, we both didn't get that one right.
Okay.
So really, a tie doesn't even count.
It's not about getting a point.
What it means, I have one and you have zero.
Let's just call it a fact.
Well, no.
You're losing.
Well, you don't get a point when you tie?
No, you don't.
Oh, so if it's the same answer, you don't get a point.
Nope.
That was just created right now.
Nobody's said that before.
It's fine.
Just saying.
What is my favorite breakfast food?
Eggs?
Eggs.
You're right.
I'm good.
Good job, girlfriend.
She's good.
What is my favorite scent?
Oh, easy.
Angel.
Yeah.
It's her favorite.
What was my worst subject in school?
And what was yours?
Let's see if they're the same.
Ready?
Yep.
I put math for both of us.
Math for both of us.
Yeah, that was the same.
So wait, if it's a tie, we don't, oh.
Do you know what my favorite vacation is?
Yes.
Do you know what my favorite vacation is?
I think I do.
I don't know if I'm gonna spell this right.
Okay, ready?
Cabo.
Turks and Caicos.
You're wrong.
Wait, no, that's like my favorite place to go
is to Cabo now.
We only went to Turks and Caicos one time
and I got stung by a jellyfish.
No, you went twice.
Oh, I did go with Bob.
Once with Bobby and then.
But still, like that was like a romantical one
and then the next time I went, I was stung by a jellyfish.
It's not my favorite place anymore.
Okay, so I'm just wrong.
Point for me.
So we actually didn't get the answer right
for what's our favorite vacation,
but what's your favorite vacation?
Comment below.
It's one and one.
I'm on her head.
We need another question.
You wanna ask one now?
I just did.
I'm fine.
So that was okay.
Totally fine with playing the game
the way it should be played.
One after the other.
What is my favorite movie?
And I'll answer what your favorite movie is.
Okay, just let me win.
No problem.
Don't mind.
I'll let you.
I'm done.
You ready?
Yes.
I just wrote anything I don't remember.
Hitch.
Elf.
And you're wrong.
Hitch not your favorite movie?
No, it is not.
It is Cry the Beloved Country.
Oh, that's right.
Well, mine is The Story of Us.
So you're wrong.
Oh yeah, that's right.
I forgot.
I really couldn't think.
That's top.
Christmas.
That's my favorite Christmas movie for sure is Elf.
Gosh, the brain.
The brain of mine.
Yeah, right.
The Story of Us is yours.
Yeah.
I mean, I just really thought
you were gonna remember my favorite movie.
I've only made you watch it like a hundred times.
What food is my weakness?
Right now or always?
Just forever and a day.
I haven't really changed my mind.
Look at me.
I'm helping you.
It's changed a little.
Thank you, Khadija.
You know me so well.
I think I do.
Okay, ready?
Yeah, go.
Pizza.
Salad?
You don't have to stay away from a salad.
You definitely have to stay away from pizza.
Oh.
So would that be a point for me?
Another point for you.
Whatever.
That's what that would be.
It's very disappointing, Khadija.
I'm very sorry to disappoint you, Malika.
My turn.
What is my favorite thing to do?
And your favorite thing to do.
I'll write what I think your favorite thing is too.
Okay.
Be with family.
Sleep.
Correct.
Aw, but it is.
But I guess it's my favorite
because I don't get to do it very often.
I wanna sleep.
You do.
I wanna be with family and then I need to sleep.
So really, both of the answers should have been sleep.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, fine.
But isn't yours sleep?
Yeah, you're right, so take your point.
That's two-two, kid.
Yeah, are we tied?
That's a tie.
I love this game.
Comment below and tell us
what's your favorite thing to do as an adult.
Mine is definitely sleeping.
I like to sleep.
So, I have a question,
but I feel like I already know the answer to this.
I just wanna say like,
what is something that we disagree about?
Or like, what is-
Those little crumb snatchers outside?
That's what we disagree on quite often.
The kids.
Downy bits, don't touch that.
I hate when she tells them what to do in my house.
It's like, we have our own thing in my house.
I don't need you to tell your kids what to do in my house.
Do that at your house.
And that's why they actually want you to leave
when you're there at my house.
I don't mind.
Because you're restructuring the way we do things.
It's not broke.
We don't need you to fix it.
It's hard to turn off your parenting meter, so.
I think life would be much easier if you took your break,
especially when they're at my house.
Good point.
That's why it's not an argument,
because I'm not gonna argue.
Yesterday, Celine told her, she goes,
you can leave now, mom.
That's the best.
I have a good one.
What has been my favorite thing about being pregnant?
Finish.
Oh, you flipped already?
No, I didn't.
Oh, I was gonna say, that's confidence, girlfriend.
Baby flow moving.
You wrote the exact same thing?
Yeah.
Damn, you know me, girl.
I named him, he's my baby.
I know.
You know what?
We're tied.
I think we can just call it.
Or you know what?
You won.
Thanks.
Look at you.
Told you I'd win.
Take a victory you didn't even earn.
Yes, I did.
You know what?
There's so much pressure, you just wanted to give it to me.
She's just quitting.
Kind of, but I don't mind.
I'm just tired.
Honestly, this has been a fun little game.
This was fun.
This is the next one I'm gonna win, so.
We'll see.
I'm not letting you off that easy, buddy.
But I'm not about to tell you, Marv.
Quoting movies, is that a talent?
I'm so delirious.
That was good, sissy.
Okay, sorry, dumb twin moment.
I thought that was so funny.
But name the movie, though.
Was it Home Alone?
No, Conehead.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
I was crying after that.
