How NOT 2 Adopt A Dog

I think we can all agree when I say that at some point we desperately asked their parents to have a pet. Whether it be a cat, AAH! a dog, a fish, AAH! a worm, AAH! And et cetera. And since my mom's a bird lover, I grew up with parakeets as pets. And I might have accidentally killed a few. But I didn't want pet birds anymore. I want something else. I want a dog. AAH! So we got a dog! But it wasn't easy. I'll tell you that I would beg my mom for a dog and she'd always say no So I found a way to hack into my mom's brain for her to change her mind and that hack was called Depression thanks to my unbearable sadness She thought it was finally time to get a dog and man did my frown turn upside down Looking for dogs was hard Especially since I live a little far from the city the nearest shelter would be at least two hours away and on top of that My building has a no big dog policy and all the shelters mostly had big dogs or just really really old ones Yeah, I know adopting old dogs is great. But like I mentioned I was pretty sad at the time So this ************ dies on me. Um, it's only gonna make me sadder. Oh He's so cute. I love him So I asked the worker and he said and I said and he said And I said, thank you Then we proceeded to sign an application form beforehand since the event and this adoption center were connected We have all the documents the location of the event and all that's missing is the dog of my dreams This event was a mobile event and there was a lot of cats and only a handful of dogs But luckily I saw the one I saw him through the window just sad Lonely. Oh my god. He's just like me. He's me for real So I asked one of the staff if I can play with him a bit and the moment when I grabbed his little body My depression was gone miss. This is the one I want to adopt him Oh, that's great, sweetie But you can go ahead and look at other dogs while I show this family the little guy if you don't mind But I want him like I want to adopt him. I don't get it. But what don't you understand? I want to adopt him. Oh But sweetheart you need to sign an application form But you know, there's an adoption fee it will be a little expensive Sorry guys Unfortunately, the dog has been chosen by this family. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Oh Shucks, sorry Kevin. Looks like we need to find you another dog Now you might be thinking well damn this woman is ******* rude as hell who doesn't let people adopt dogs She was definitely a race. Okay, you know I thought that too until I opened my third eye to unlock the truth I may look cute with my animated persona that looks nothing like me and sure She looks a little bit bummy, but trust me. I looked horrible. I mean, I probably stank too No, I most definitely ******* stank like ---- pure ******* ass So obviously that woman was cautious of handing out a dog to some homeless poor Looking family who doesn't look financially stable enough to even own a dog Excuse me, miss. Can we try this on? Well, I don't think you'd be interested in that one Why? Well because that dress is $800 You know what? Could you just take it off the mannequin? We'd like to try it on So let's get to meet my dog a little bit He's a terrier and a chihuahua mix. His name is comet and he's stupid as **** I bought him stairs for his fat ass to get on my bed and he jumped off and hurt his left paw and started crying Like I bought you soft staircases for you to go down, but you choose to jump off and hurt yourself. He is so dumb I can't stand him. He also did not help with my depression stupid-ass dog didn't help for ---- All he did was piss everywhere ---- everywhere. I was about to bring his little ass back to his jail cell I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Duh, of course he helped Actually, I never had depression I tricked my mom into thinking I did Get it again. I don't play with that ----. Of course. I have ******* depression. It was bad. It was it was the worst Year of my life I love my little man and he made 15 or 16 year old me into a happy 15 or 16 year old me and he may be dumb and fat and dumb But he's my good boy, and I will never trade him for anything in the world Um, I got a life supply of rum raisin ice cream. I'm just looking to see you. Oh my god. Yes Yes, that's me. I ordered it. Um here just have him Where was I going with this video? I have no idea I guess the moral of the story is if you plan to adopt the dog Don't go there looking like ---- cuz they're gonna give you a hard time and I don't know. That's it Oh, yeah dogs are better than cats Thank you guys for watching the video, um I'm currently eating a quesadilla right now cuz my hungry ass is hungry. You know what confuses me? I guess this is considered a filler video. But what the **** is a filler video for a storytime animator? You know what? I'm talking about Like I'm not no anime or TV show like what filler episode are we filling in cuz I'm just talking about my life anyways, if you loved the video, please give it a like and subscribe if you haven't and Thanks to my team. They made this video possible. It looks beautiful I love them with all my heart and all their links are down in the description Okay, see you later alligator