Ultimate Funny Dogs and Cute Puppies Compilation 🤣

Am I boring? Sure. Social skills? None. But I'm loyal if you feed me and I will never leave you because, well, I need the food. Sometimes when I look at you, my whole body just fills up with so much love that I really feel like I'm gonna explode. In today's world, you can never be too safe. That's why it's important to have a really good guard dog. Let me show you. As a burglar, you walk into a house, you think everything's safe, and then boom! Look at this. Intimidation. That's what that looks like. Cute animals are a need to survive. Here is your daily dose. I'm trying to get whatever that is off his ear. Watch how angry he's getting with me. Can I get it? Listen, you got something on your ear. And I just wanna get it. I just wanna get it. Can I get it? Okay, I'll try again later. Why would I listen to you? It's about to make me mad right here. What are you doing? Get off me! Hooch. I heard that you ate my son's sandwich right off of his plate. Where's your brother? You cannot control me. You cannot. Okay, okay, you can have a little control. But I'm still in charge. I can attack any minute, but you can control for like a second. Oh, that's nice. That's a really awesome spot right there. This is called the pit bull takedown. It's specifically designed to take down vicious animals such as this one. It goes just like this. Who's a little baby? Are you a little baby? Oh, you're a little baby, yes. And just like that, she's completely subdued. Who's there? Who is it? Hey Ziggy, should we go get Bruno? Jesus Christ! Should we go get Bruno? I am not staying here. There's literally a Courtyard Miat two miles away. Guys, I'm done helping. I already set up the chairs. Greg, you call this kindling? These are sopping wet. Guys, everyone close your eyes. I'm peeing over here. Sorry everyone, I used all the toilet paper. Well, it's your fault. You're the one who undercooked the eggs. Everyone, it's my turn to tell a story. This is the tale of Hansel and Gretel. Mother, if you expect me to sleep in this tent with Greg and his lactose farts, you will be buying me an Oculus Rift. Do I make myself clear? My car! Extreme! She picked the hot pink. Brownie. He picked red. Harley. He picked yellow. She picked purple. Scarlet. Come here. He picked blue. This is Hershey. Bentley picked blue. He picked green. This is Buddy. And then Freddie gets orange. Why do you look like that? Stormy! What did you do?