Ik Was 1 Dag Leraar van 100 Kinderen | Kalvijn

This legendary video was made in collaboration with AN במקרים There it goes Ouch Help Teacher I used to want to be a teacher A bit of drinking coffee all day letting children do all the work and 400 weeks a year vacation Wonderful But apparently it can still be a tough stressful job I don't believe a word of that Be a teacher How hard can it be Just relax Just take a break Okay In this video I work at a high school daycare and a primary school That would be Master Kalfijn explaining it to you Yes Jorik Hello What a nice thing that I get to take over your class today I'm curious We are standing here by the coffee machine I have to ask you how was your vacation Very heavy man Good Shall we get to work Yes It 's good I'm going in Good morning I have to do my best at all three schools because in the end it's about the results Not only do the children judge me but the teachers will also judge me They observe me all day long Exciting Because I like good behavior the best-behaved child at the end of theḷ day gets a gift from me Laughing Good morning I am Master Kalfijn Good morning Master Kalfijn Today we will learn a lot about measuring How many centimeters is 3 centimeters Oh At the elementary school the atmosphere was cozy but at the daycare May I take you to the hospital or are you really sick Maybe it's time to take a look at a slightly less chaotic place Namely the high school Good morning colleagues Good morning What do you have French Oh So Are you okay I think I'm completely fine What does that mean Exactly To make my job as a high school teacher more challenging I came up with a bingo card for myself Bingo One of these nine things I have now done the other eight I am going to fix If I manage to experience these nine situations by the end of the day I will give a thousand euros to one of you Please keep watching I am your teacher today Nice isn't it Cool isn't it Oh the children Are you all looking forward to it a bit I had a bit of a slow start in middle school But luckily it got better in elementary school Look here I come to help you Milligram A milligram is a milligram You also have centimeters and millimeters How many cubic meters is sixteen decibels I really can't Yes I'm testing you too These are all just random words Calculating went great So I immediately gave a language lesson afterwards How many letters are in the word "paprika" Three three That's correct Who can explain why there are three Because there are also three sounds Pa pri i and ka Master Jorik is not gone So you want to do something that should never be done by him Yes Okay everyone can take a little walk around the classroom Bingo I have been officially named the best primary school teacher Just to see if I could also handle those teenagers Who likes this here Who are you Robin Yes hello You'really late Yes quite Yes Yes then I'd like to ask you to pick up a note Yes okay Hello Robin No I'm not They're taking a walk with me Will I ever be able to command respect Maybe I should first try to get the preschoolers under control Oh okay No you did that You No you heard that I saw it You Yes sorry It's not going well I let things happen to me I must and will enforce respect Yes I mean it seriously I am your teacher today Yes I understand Okay Okay okay Oh sorry Okay Robin This is perfect No mercy You will feel fear as you receive your lesson from Sorry I'm a bit strict but it's also my first day as a teacher The attendance list because yes that goes without saying Justin Raise your hand please Ah great Bjorn Borg We can also cross them off So far so good It's great At high school we started off pretty slowly I noticed that the children at the primary school were already losing their concentration Therefore we played a game Because you did such a good job I'm going to surprise you You can pick up a phone if you have one All children are playing Streetwise the traffic game I'll explain exactly what that is in a moment First it's actually feeding time for the toddlers Hey this is a nice group here Lives Look I'll put him here in the middle and then you can just grab a bit of him I think Can't you walk Isn't there anything wrong with your feet Back to elementary school where the kids are still busy on their phones Indeed this video was made in collaboration with the ANWB The ANWB has indeed launched this app to the world Through Streetwise the traffic game kids can brush up on their traffic knowledge in a fun way Look for yourself The app is free to download in the Play Store and the App Store I guess you think yes I can brush up a bit on my traffic knowledge Download the app Streetwise the traffic game At the primary school the children keep themselves happily occupied But at high school my biggest challenge so far was waiting for me Look I have a fantastic PowerPoint here Oh wait no how does this work Did I just get a phone call Put it down Oh thanks You might get it back at the end of the class Do I have to admit it too As a fish in water There another square on my bingo card is crossed off As you can see not everyone was equally interested But there was one person who did participate in the lesson What is geography Why is it all like this Well because it comes from something right Wood is something you import from somewhere and flags Hey Yeah Today we are talking about globalization An assignment to make A process in which the obligation between regions and societies on Earth increases Well okay Global Village I can explain it but of course you all know what it means You still have um little things We really just did that didn't we Why does a multinational company have different departments in various locations around the world Does anyone have anything else to add Yes I think you're missing something on your pants The seam is awake again What was your name again Gwen Now all of the Netherlands sees that you can't be trusted You don't believe it While I was standing in the hallway that snob Roy just gave Gwen's phone back Yes Master Calvin can certainly not let that happen I have a nice spot for that in the classroom You can nicely move there Hey let's keep it cozy okay Indeed you'll listen The kids at the shelter have also started being nice again It's beautiful friend Yes outside Come everyone outside It's really tiring to be in a shelter It's time to play outside Welcome children At hockey Okay time for a new high school class This is 6 VWO I have high expectations Well here we go again Hello everyone Most people call me Kelly You will call me Mr Calvijn today Pardon I'll give you one more chance to say it right And if you can't I'm afraid I'll have to send you a note What do you call me during class The bingo card is almost full Three left to go You can' t cheat Next to you When something happens to the laptop Ai Oh this man is really fast What were you doing I was just watching yesterday But what were you actually doing What do you think of day trading Yes And it's going well Nice bro Where did you get on then Here Okay Oh nicely Except for some day trading this lesson left smoothly That's why my roommate didn't think it would be nice to ask the students what they thought of me Of course not I wasn't there He does it just as well as the other teachers Then I would give him a 7.5 A 9.5 A 9 Kalfijn is a crazy teacher Kalfijn does it well He is a good master He is quite funny He helps well It's a bit strict for my taste Quite enthusiastic fortunately We have actually learned nothing at all 5.5 for the effort I think as a gym teacher he would be a good gym teacher I think Kalfijn would better off on TikTok The view of the students But what they don't know is that I'm also keeping an eye on them Want the best kindest most interesting students will get a legendary gift from me But before we find out who that is let's first take a look at the final assessment by the teachers I think you did super well I notice a lot of passion in you But you can still go further There's nothing wrong with your feet anymore But if you want to get through such a day you really need to set some boundaries for yourself What can and cannot be done What I can learn from you is your enthusiasm You motivate the children all day You can all pass around a ticket in class Just make sure to prepare the lessons properly For me they had a really nice day And also learned something A milligram is a milligram Let it be known who is in charge Mr Kalfijn you I'll give you one more chance to say it right You had it well prepared you could see that You noticed it and everyone Global Village I can explain it but you all know what it means You make good contact with students I would say until next time From what I hear I did well Yes But I can hear you thinking that bingo card How is that actually going I had a bingo card of things I wanted to experience as a teacher There were nine things on it Eight have succeeded The only one that failed is the one that Roy submitted It's nice being a teacher you know Because then you can pass something on to a student And seeing the twinkle in his eyes That he understands That's something I manage every day We gave you that twinkle Yes that's true At one school it was better than at the other But I have one more surprise up my sleeve Look here What is it A stunt scooter I used to just call it a step But if you want to call it a stunt scooter Yes (Internet) it's on Are you happy with it Yes Thank you My pleasure All students I have seen today That's the stupidest The funniest Oh yes Thank you Oh my god Are you happy about it I'm going to cry Why Because they were stolen from me Yes thank you He looks like a thief when you look I think that's so sweet This is karma for the thief I have a new one Please don't steal Yes at the shelter I couldn't choose just one child Because they were all very kind and equally nice and cute So me yes You can all open them all at once Conclusion Being a teacher is more stressful than I thought But I can now clearly understand why all those teachers get such satisfaction from it Namely that sparkle in the eyes It's priceless A bit sad that I've never seen that sparkle Yes I am going to bed Goodbye