CANT BELIEVE IT...

I love hearing your little hands and feet. Mom, I ate all that chocolate. Was it good? Yes. Carson, what do you see out the window? It's actually really pretty. Do you see any farms up in the hill? Huh? No. Look to this side, the left. Up here. See any farms? I do! Wow! Great for us because we are so off schedule. These shoes still fit me. Carson, put those pants in here. Do we see you to be able to sit outside? Yes. How many? Three. Three and just some space. Got it. No problem. Do you like one kid a minute? Yep. Yes. Carson, come sit safely. Come sit down, buddy. What are you drawing? A turtle. I drawed that already. It looks like Australia. Hi, good afternoon folks. How are we doing today? Hi, good. How are you? Maddie. What happened to your headband? She's wearing it as a scarf. A face mask. Caden. Big. He's locked eyes. Hi. Happy birthday! Thank you. I'm 25 so I've never felt so good. So handsome. Remember when Carson said I was 18 or something? I can't believe it. Yeah, I got so many messages. How old is Simon really? I'm 18. I wish I was. How old are you again? 25. How old? 25. That car is green. Can I go touch it? Would you drive a car like that one day? Yes, but I want to go inside it. Cool. Me too. That would be really cool. You could win that car. There's a contest to win it. See who can run the fastest. That's what the contest is. I know. I'm the fastest. I can even run. Yeah? You might win the car then. What? You might win the car then. Cheers. Apple juice. Cheers, Mike. Here's to daddy. Just jump down and say, Maddie, no. Hey. Happy birthday. Hi. Happy birthday. You can go look at it. Nothing? Maddie. Oh. Let's have lunch. All right. You got to put your foot there. Anything else I can get for you folks? Whatever. All right. Thank you. Oh, yes. Really? Do you want a Ninja Turtle, Sasha? Yep. Look at all these range rides. I think as soon as we move, we'll be okay. Oh, soggy french fry. Okay. That's good enough. Let's go. Come see what's down there. Come on. Open the gate for me, Mike. Look. Woo. Nice. Like this. Let's try more. Yeah, why not? That's the Bill's place, I guess. Captain Bill's. Thank you. We are so blessed. We really are. Oh, praise the Lord. Love that. Thank you so much. Thank you. You too. Look at Mommy. Ready? Smile. That's a car? A car? Oh, yeah. It's a car. Wow. Look at Mommy. Thank you. Okay. Let's keep walking so they don't cry. Kurt? Yeah? We just came back from here. I know. But there's new people. But don't smile. Yeah. I'm just telling you, let's get in the car. All right. Get in the car. We're right in the back. We're actually not in the back. We ended up in the back. What? Get in the car? I was joking. I'm in this one. You're just being silly. Thank you. Use your mask on Carson. Where'd you put it? Oh, sorry, y'all. Yay! So happy I'm 30. Shit. Thank you for that kind sign. You're welcome. You wait until you turn 30. You don't get it. I like it. I'm proud of where I am in life. Five kids under five, not even 29. Who's ready for a nap? Plans got scratched. We're going out for dinner instead. Told them we were going to go back, get the babies and come back and go hiking. Oh, yeah. So we scratched it. Doing it tomorrow. Yeah. We're going to start fresh in the morning. Are we going hiking? We're going to press our luck tomorrow. We're going to press our luck with an outdoor. I can't speak. You know what I mean? Dinner. Hopefully tonight if the babies let us. We do. Thank you, smart boy. Sit. Should I go around to the front? Yeah. What we have for time, okay. It's very packed. Look at all you guys. Wherever we could be. Oh, my goodness. Okay, so let me walk you guys out there. Okay. Yeah, we don't blend in anymore. Oh, my goodness. Big brother. Wow. So we've got five under five. I love babies. I got lots of babies. They're all big now. My youngest is 12, but we have six. Six? But I didn't have them all at once. That's what I said to my husband. He said, you're going to have to find a new husband. Oh, yeah, this is awesome. Yeah, isn't it? Look at it. This is my husband right here. Hi. See, he gave her six. Aren't they cute? Why can't I have one more? They're all smiles. We'll be right with you, okay? We're going to take care of these guys and get a table. Look! Look at them all. That is like a huge amount. Thank you so much. If you need more subware, just let me know. And you guys can pull these chairs out however you want, okay? We appreciate it. Oh, this is so nice. Thank you. You're welcome. A lot less shits over here. We're very in the quiet. I thought that was a seahorse. I wish I could be the fastest. Yeah? Yeah, I'll be the fastest to swim. It's called a strawberry daiquiri. But it's missing something in the U.S. Only adults can have it. The normal ones. What is this? For me? That's for you, yeah. But it's not... It doesn't look very frozy. Oh yeah, it is frozy. How did that happen in two seconds? I just spilled it on me. It's right here. It's in the water. What are you doing? What is that doing? Well, here we have Simon trying to make a quick getaway because he doesn't want us to sing happy birthday to him, but it's too late, Simon. You're busted. All right. Everybody clap for Simon. Thank you. I made it. You ready, Simon? Here we go. We're going to sing to you now. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Simon, happy birthday to you. Hey, Simon, will you do something for me? Sure. Yeah, I've always wanted to play Simon Says by somebody who's actually made Simon. Simon Says, play a song. Okay. You're clever.