Bouncer Guesses Who Is Underage Out Of A Lineup

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Bouncer Guesses Who Is Underage Out Of A Lineup
I'm a bouncer in New York City.
Tonight, we're going to find out who's under 21 in this line.
I've worked with different clubs.
I've worked with specific artists like Cardi B when she came back to Lust.
But really what I did was make sure the youngins didn't get in the club.
So tonight, we're going to find out who the imposter is in this line.
Hey, how you feeling?
Awesome.
Sorry I had you standing on the line so long.
We got a lot of activities going on.
I have a quick question for you.
What year did you graduate high school?
2015.
2015?
Sure?
Yes, I remember.
You in college?
I went to college, yeah.
You went to college?
Yeah.
Do me a favor, can you go to the back of the line for me?
Okay.
I'll get back to you.
Simple tells when somebody gets on line, I shouldn't be there.
They like to avoid eye contact.
Most people avoid all natural behaviors because in the back of their mind,
they're like, I don't want to get caught or I've already been caught.
Next up.
How you feeling?
I'm okay.
You ready to go in?
Sure.
Ready to get a drink?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Are you old enough to drink?
Yeah.
How old are you?
I'm 25.
You're 25.
What year you born?
98.
98?
Mm-hmm.
I didn't know that was a year.
Yeah.
It's a year.
What other spots you be going to?
Like other bars in the area.
You been to Sunshine's over there?
No, I haven't.
No?
Oh.
Sunshine's don't exist.
Can you go to the back of the line for me?
How you doing this evening?
Hi, I'm good.
You look like you're here to trick somebody.
What's your favorite drink?
I love vodka.
That's usually my go-to.
Vodka.
When's the first time you had a drink?
Recently, actually.
You didn't have a drink until you turned 21?
I wasn't a huge drinker, no.
I respect that.
You want to do the right thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what most people do, the right thing.
How you doing this evening?
Doing good.
What year you was born?
1989.
1989?
Oh, you're old.
You're like me.
We up there.
I'm saying, I don't see no crow's feet, but you look like you use a moisturizer?
All right.
What you using on your face?
I take care of myself.
Lotion.
Lotion?
That's it?
Something ain't right.
Go to the back of the line for me.
Let me get back to you.
How you doing this evening?
Hi.
Who are your friends?
They got a table?
Yeah.
They do?
They got a table?
Always, yeah.
How old are you?
25.
Did you go to college?
I did.
And what year did you graduate?
2019.
Straight out.
Yeah.
Took that career serious.
Four years in and out, for sure.
What you do for work?
I'm a media strategist.
Media strategist?
Yeah.
That sounds like I might need to work with you.
Yeah, you might.
Okay.
Well, we're trying to figure out what's going on on the line.
Do me a favor.
Go to the back of the line.
Let me get back to you.
Step on up, my friend.
How old are you?
I am 22.
Since when?
Since 1999.
When did you graduate high school?
When?
Yeah.
2019.
2019?
Yeah.
What was your favorite show as a kid?
I like That's So Raven.
Where do you like to visit?
Usually any queer places.
Like where?
I know a few.
The Q.
Oh, yeah?
I was going to say.
I thought that closed down.
Do me a favor.
Go to the back of the line.
Let me get back to you.
Hi.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
What year were you born?
97.
97?
Quick fire.
What year did you graduate high school?
2015.
2015?
Not 2013?
No.
No, not 2017?
No, that wouldn't be the right year.
Just asking.
I don't know.
No, I understand.
Did you go to college?
Yes.
What college did you go to?
NYU.
You went to NYU?
Hard worker.
Yo, what was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
I wasn't allowed to watch cartoons.
Were you a Mormon?
No.
My parents just wouldn't.
I don't know.
I was never allowed to watch Spongebob, The Simpsons, anything.
Okay.
All right.
We're going to find out if you're an imposter.
Go to the back of the line for me.
Let me get back with you in a minute.
Now that I've talked to everybody in line, I'm going to figure out who's going to get
in the club, who's not getting in the club.
I'm sorry.
I can't let you in.
Can I leave?
You can't come in this club.
Not tonight.
Okay.
Maybe in a year or two.
Next up.
Okay.
I might be swapping you and her out, but I need you to go over there for now, champ.
Okay.
What's up?
Hi.
How you feeling?
I'm good.
You better not be the imposter.
No, I'm not.
Are you sure?
I mean, that's up to you to decide.
I'm going to let you go up in there.
Go get a drink.
Don't start no problems.
Of course.
Thank you.
Mr. Thirties.
All right.
**** it.
I'm not going to waste your time.
Sir, go up in there and enjoy your night here.
All right.
Let me get you up in there.
All right.
I'm going to let you go in.
Okay.
Tonight.
Thank you.
Don't fool me wrong.
Step on up, my friend.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Welcome back to the line.
Thank you.
How old are you?
I am 22.
Good choice.
Go on in.
Enjoy your drink.
All right.
Thank you.
Don't start no problems.
Thank you.
Next up.
Hey, what's up?
How you feeling?
Better than ever.
I'm going to let you go have a drink tonight.
I'd really love that.
I really hope you're not the imposter.
I hope for you that's the truth.
I hope so, too.
All right.
So, I picked them two just basically because of the stuttering.
It seemed too, too, too, too, too off tilt.
I'm going to take the chance and let you in because you seem to have the eyes that show
you might be a little bit closer to the truth.
I'm going to let you enjoy your drink tonight.
And I'm pretty sure this is my imposter.
I'm sorry.
You can't come in.
Not tonight, young lady.
Hopefully, when you're of age.
Hey, son.
How do you think you did?
I think I nailed it.
I hope I nailed it.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
I'm 25.
25.
Thank you.
Enjoy your drinks.
You again.
Yes.
How old are you?
I'm 28.
Flabbergasted.
28.
Yeah.
Hello again.
Hi.
How old are you?
I'm 22.
22.
Okay.
So, you should be here.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
It's the 30s.
You better not tell me you're 17.
I'm going to be very upset.
How old are you, my friend?
32.
Let's go.
You should be here having drinks with me.
In fact, we shouldn't be here.
We're too old for this.
What are we doing?
Hello again.
Hi.
How old are you?
I'm 25.
25.
We're getting to the truth.
All right, Hassan.
Of these two, who do you think?
My friend right here on the left.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
20.
Can't come in tonight.
I'd like to get my drink now.
Enjoy your drink.
You won.
Yeah.
You won the game of the night because you got us in my club.
Fundays and all.
Do you do this often?
I do not.
Very good.
Do me a favor.
Wait till you're 21.
Then pop back out.
Okay.
I'll wait.
Bye, guys.
