Vietnam - Cat Ba Island! Ha long bay cruise, Cat ba island National park, VLOG 3

I'm a Noob I'm a Koopa My fear is normal, that murky term Last I'll just hide the lies Don't spend this war alone Be all free Alright, so me and the fam are going out tonight, we're at Cat Ba Island, we took a plane from Da Nang which took about an hour and 45 minutes, we landed in Haiphong City, it took a while, pretty much we spent an all day travelling to get here, yeah pretty much, just because we had to wait for a ferry. And this is the view outside right now, oh yeah by the way this is our hotel, we were going to get a hostel, let's not talk about the hotel, there's nobody here, like there is literally 25 rooms like this and we're the only ones staying here, we booked this hostel online, we're like yeah sick it looks cool but we're like we'll get a private room though and then we can go enjoy the hostel kind of vibe, private room, cos we gotta eat some valuable ----, anyway, we get there and then they chuck us in this hotel next door and there's ******* no one here, it's like a, it's like a ghost hostel, it's like a ghost hostel, ghost hostel, and you left your beer there, oh my beer, finish that, Tiger beer, it's very good, anyway there's mountains all around, I don't know if you can see, they'll see it in later clips, yeah, anyway I'll show you the daytime view it's awesome, anyway we're going to go party so, we're going to have about 30 beers each, about 35 beers each actually, let's go, Jamie's party senses are tingling, like your bass, he knows when there's a party around, bass and screaming, let's not, alright, try and Jamie's new hat, me and Jamie just spent about an hour trying to find a place to go out in Cutbar Island and there is nowhere to go, absolutely nowhere, well apparently yesterday there were tons of people and tons of partying but we missed it by a day, now there's nothing, we got the dumb day, but I don't know, hopefully tomorrow it's a bit different, the dull day, I meant to say dull day but I said dumb day, I don't know why I said that, oh early night for us, eh, tomorrow night, we'll see what happens. Okay my turn, was it easy? Oh that's all good, where are we? We're at the top of monkey mountain and, monkey island, monkey island, they didn't tell us about the crazy ass climb that we'd have to make to get to the top through all these sharp rocks, you want nice footwear that's for sure, yeah, it's not great, very easy to slip, someone already cut themselves, don't know if it's bad or not but we found a massive blood trail, so we're gonna climb up there, up those rocks, get to the top without dying. So far the harlong bay boat cruise has been pretty awesome, you know we went to monkey island, saw some monkeys, climbed up a crazy rocky terrain to get to the top of the cliff, our drone got attacked by hawks, so we couldn't get many drone shots up there because they would have killed the drone. We just did some canoeing under some caves and now we're on our way to do some snorkeling, so that should be pretty cool. I'm excited, it's really cold outside but we're gonna brave it. It's absolutely freezing but the water is so warm, like the water's way warmer than the actual air temperature, it's really crazy. A thousand steps is hard, i'm so puffed after doing thousand steps, they'll chuck it on their insta, well **** they haven't been to vietnam have they, no ----, view's pretty good though, come on emma, almost there. Climbing the rocky stairway to not heaven. We'll cut down the trees and put a guardrail in, you find your own way to the top. Work it, yeah work it, work it, now twist, now finish, no finish, like walk off and yes. We are free. Whoa that was sick, i win. These are the shitty rocks we were talking about. Jesus christ, when was this a set? I don't know, on the sharpest ones. So now we gotta climb down the crazy ass rock stairway, check this out man, and then, oh ----, they are so slippery, it's like someone's rubbed them down with a buffer or something, there's no, there's not really any, a local's come up to him and buffered all the rocks, just say you're slipped, oh let's see how many people we can kill this time, ----, all right we're down, come on emma. What was that? Sounded like a monkey on heat. I don't know if it's harder going down or up. Up is definitely harder, but down's more dangerous because you slip. Sometimes i wonder how we're related. This has been an intense walk, you people back home that complain about doing the 1000 steps, shame on you, shame on you, you're as bad as the new barbecue shapes. You want a booty, you want a booty, come to Vietnam, you get it. Vietnamese booties.