Red Sox are historically bad & Chess robot breaks a finger | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is The Weekly Dumb, joined by curious toddlers. Tit and tat, Jim, Zach, everyone watching. Hope you had a fantastic weekend. I know we did. I had a couple of friends get engaged. Jim, you went to Houston with Joes. Maybe I'm misremembering that. And Jim, floorball. Wow. First game came out last night. Live. The production value of this event is incredible. To pat ourselves on the back. That was really the team. I don't know how we did it, but go check out floorball. If you subscribe to the channel, you can win money. So, James, the baseball. It's baseball season. Like, that's it. Tour de France. No, never. Juan Soto. All time talent is on the trade block. All the big boys are talking about it. Yor Yank, Saks, Dodgers, a couple of the teams in the mix. This is super exciting for baseball. Super exciting. It was looking like Luis Castillo was going to be the number one trade block pick. And he's a great pitcher, and people should really want him. But there was no real exciting piece. Like, where is Manny Machado going to go? Where is Max Scherzer going to go? And you knew they were on the move. We don't know if these guys are going to actually get traded, but it came out today that the Angels are hearing offers for Otani. The Nationals are definitely going to trade Soto, if not now in the offseason. What did I say to you guys? Rumors are my gospel for the next 10 days. Like, I am all in on a rumor season. Some years, I'm out. Don't tell me unless it's real. This year, I'm jumping into the deep end of rumors and hug watch and prospects getting taken out of games. I think Soto might happen. Otani, probably not. Angels, just a horrific franchise, and they make so much money. Jim, this is almost a breakdown you're talking to me about. You know this is close to my heart. A robot that plays chess broke a child's finger. Now, you watch the video here. The robot makes his move. The young kid says, dumb move, robot. I know exactly how to counter that and starts making a move. The robot doesn't like how fast he made a move. It was still his turn. Spun over, grabbed his finger, broke it. Now, the kid wasn't like in extrusion pain. So it must be like a weird fracture. Little kids break easily. But I have made of styrofoam. We have the president of the Moscow Chess Federation, Sergei Lazarev. And he said, the robot broke the child's finger. This is, of course, bad. Agree or disagree? Unfortunately, I hate that you started there because this is 100% accurate. That quote? Yes. Yeah. No, he's like honest guy. There is no flaws in Sergei Lazarev's game. This is, of course, bad. Not a single loophole. Now, here's where, Sergei, I think you're not going to agree with. Sergei Smagin, vice president of the Russian Chess Federation said it was the child's fault. There are certain safety rules and the child apparently violated them. When he made his move, he did not realize he first had to wait. Let's share the blame with the child playing chess. Do you think it's smart to not take the child side and be on the robot side in case the robot starts coming for others? It's a long play by Sergei Smagin. Yeah. It always is, though. And that's chess. Yeah. Why doesn't it just play against a computer? That's how they do it. But this robot, like, why is the robot like actually? But in the end, it doesn't even matter. Sergei Smagin. Crooked Ways in Boston this weekend. And the Moorsports? Brought to you by Roman Swipes. If you're ejaculating too quickly, swipe it on your wiener. It'll help. Jim in Moorsports. Speaking of needing help in Boston. The worst five-game run deficit since 1901. And Jimmy, you dove into the numbers a little further because it's so bad. In the month of July, they're 5 and 15. They have a minus 72 run differential in 20 games. Minus 72. And I posted a video, Zach will show you some of this now, 30 misplays in those 20 games. 30 plus misplays in those 20 games. They have a lot of rookies playing. They had a lot of injuries. They had a lot of replacement players. Their depth stinks. But they're just dropping fly balls. Yeah. People are trying to blame the lights. The lights have been the same forever. If they really want to tank, you don't touch this. Or you trade for prospects that don't play. You don't touch this. This is as bad as we've seen on a baseball field. But the point of tanking- You can get the number one pick. Who is it this year? Farge. Farge? I had him going too. Mom's going wild. Oh my God. In the not sports news, we have a wild story coming to you from Long Island. Yeah, Lish is wild. Lish is wild. Yeah. There's a mother-son dance every year that happens at the country club of sorts. It's not prom. It's mother-son. None of the girls are there. On Facebook, it was posted that the moms embarrassed themselves, got drunk, were doing drugs in the bathroom, one, ---- themselves on the dance floor. The boys were dancing shirtless. One of the moms was making out with one of the 18-year-old boys. One thing might have happened, and everyone is saying like, but, and this, and this, and this. Jim, I back-channeled this. I have connections in Long Island. This is 100% true. Well, what I'm so torn about is- Having a good time? I think this is going to come off wrong. It's the son's mom. So, like, if the mom that was making out with the kid, like, her son's there. That stinks. Life doesn't matter. These people don't care. Yeah. I don't like the poop on the floor. The dance floor? The bathroom floor. I had to clean up poop in the bathroom when I worked at Safeway, and they just took their underwear off, so it was in their underwear on next to the toilet. Oh. Like, so you went into the bathroom to clean yourself, but you didn't even, like, put it in the toilet, put it in the garbage can. You just- Just left it. I went out to the parking lot. I got two tree branches. All right. It's resourceful. My coworker just went, goop, goop. In the boxers? In the briefs? Hand. Into ----. Throwing it. That doesn't seem right. He was doing it in spite of our boss. I don't think so. Look at me, boss. I don't think so. I'm cleaning this up. That feels like a lie. That's a fib. That was just a fib. Employee of the week. That was more Transylvania than Russian. And it's actually, it should be down here. Oh. This was an easy one. First easy one in a while. First easy. Thank you for someone for stepping up. Last year, John Boy Media went to the Home Run Derby, and we came away no ball. This year we go, Peter Moorland saves the company's face. Yeah. Otherwise, it would have just like. And he made a hell of a play, man. He did. He really did. 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Actually, my friends that are parents, I wish your boy good health. Yeah, it's a good sign-off. That's a nice line. Yeah. That's a nice line. Keep your tips clean. Good health to your boy. That sounded nice. My left eye got Russian. It did. Your left eye almost went closed. I do that a lot. Good luck to your boy. This is like my natural face.