GRIZZLY BEAR IN OUR CAMP GROUND

Johnny, since we don't have a gym, we gotta make things happen. Mountain men workout. Told you. Did you just rip your pants? And no underwear dude, just straight. That's a tough way to go. Johnny, I feel like we're nature's best friends. And here's the truth. Just city boys. Russ is a little more grungier, so he can handle it better. But you don't see more pretty boys than this. But we still know how to handle the wild. Respect the school, baby. So we gotta watch a how not to die video. And it's required. So we're gonna go ahead and watch a skate. Everybody shut up, no talking. We don't recommend off-trail travel due to the increased personal risk and the potential dangers of surprising a bear. A long way to go in a windy afternoon. So you are going to have some trouble. I don't know if you want us to take our shirts off and show you what we're working with, but. No. You guys. She's like, I don't know if I want to put my name on this. Because when search and rescue comes, they're coming to find me first. I'm not supposed to laugh at that, please. I wasn't trying to be funny, I was just being me. That tends to get me in trouble a lot. I'm telling you, it's extremely windy. I'm telling you, you're starting late in the afternoon. Tell me the truth right now. What are the chances of us even seeing a bear? Very much you could, yes. Not on the lake, but back at Shoshone, yes. My one bear encounter has been by exactly where your grass feet stay. Well, you got grizzlies wherever you are. So, that's your responsibility. You see this bear? I am a mountain man. Oh, okay. No, you've got bear spray and you know how to use it? Yes, ma'am. Okay. Is it because you can tell we're city boys? Is that why you think we're here? I don't know, you told me you're Eagle Scouts. But I told you, my mom is an Eagle Scout and he does some of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Dude, this is what we were born to do. And you know what's scary about this, Kate? I'm just going to tell you, like, I'm really nervous. I know I'm not acting like I'm nervous. Maybe I am. But crazy stuff always happens to me, dude. It's just like, hey, let me throw some crazy at you. That's the type of life you're meant to live. So, I know we're going to see a bear, guys. We're seeing a bear. Throwing anyone in because we've been on this for about six hours. We think we're going to do one of these, like, every other month. Just a quick little trip like this. Same squad, same group. We want to just show people what there is out there to do. And it's cheap. All the people that watch, all they have to do is watch what we do. So, they know how to do the trip. This is the largest backcountry lake in the lower 48 states. Right. So, you can't get here through a vehicle. You have to either canoe in or... Where's my hair though, first? I can't stop looking up to see if something's there. Like, I'm getting freaked out because there's literally, there's no rangers out here today. The lady told us, she's like, you guys need to be very careful because all the rangers are in training. There are no other people camping anywhere near us right now. We're the only campground within 20 miles of this spot. So, it's going to be a tough way to go if we die. Man, I wonder what Ashley's doing right now. I miss her. I feel like every 60 days, I could leave her for a weekend. It just would be that much better when I see her again. Absence makes the heart grow fond. Simon and Cohen are cool too. We'll cut that out of the vlog. It's hot and cold, Johnny. Could you have thrown it a little bit higher, dude? You're laying in that tent, bro, okay? Finding your own beeswax. And you hear outside of your tent, you actually hear a bear, dude. You hear them. What are you going to do? I got no weapons. I got no freaking nothing. I didn't even got my lighter, dude. I couldn't even light nothing on fire. We're in a tight spot, dude. We got 360 degrees of access to our lives right now. The bear's going to smell that, whatever's in that bucket. In that, we'll just go put it far away. If you were in the tent, dude, I'm out here and all of a sudden, all we hear is like a bear just... Fat noise, dude. What are you going to do? I'm being serious. What are you doing in there? Just staying in? No, honestly, what I would probably do? Yeah. I would tell you to wrap up and just grab this spray and go crazy. So what if he's coming to your tent and wants you guys? There are definitely bears out there. So we're going to see a bear tonight. Who's got the bear mace? I have it. The dude is open and ready. Michael, have your hand out. I don't want to see your hand by your side. Dude, we're getting hunted right now, dude. Yeah. I'm not even... This is not even a joke, Johnny. You guys, listen, we wanted to see a bear, but we don't want to see a bear in the middle of the night. I don't want to see wolves in the middle of the night. I don't want to see nothing, dude. I'm sleeping in a hammock outside, dude. And all I hear are breaking branches that are circling us right now. This is what bears do, dude. And it literally just did a lap. Dude, I'm not joking. I may take a sleeping bag and just go sleep underneath. Yeah? Well, come at me. Don't put that in the vlog. Did you see eyes? I saw eyes. Did you see him too? I saw something. Strictly that way. Yeah, straight out to the... Yeah, dude, I saw him too. Be dead silent and listen. No, I didn't. What is that? It's like a... Oh, to hear them coming? Yeah, you can hear them snapping that, like, base of trees. Yeah, you'd hear the snaps of the branch. Let's go out of this tent. You can hear that snap. Dude, if a bear's hungry, bro. We just heard the biggest branch just break. And also the crickets are... You know what I mean? This is... The crickets just stopped. Everyone's pretty freaked out. We know that it's going to be a sleepless night, but we're definitely not sleeping here a second night. We've been hearing crazy noises out there. I'm like, we haven't been legit, like, tying up the bear food. So this is kind of creepy. So when I did this trip, when I was like about 17, 16 or 17, we, you know, we ate our food at 4.30 and we made sure the bear food was tied up. Well, the bad news is we lost our rope canoeing up here. We just, you know, we haven't tied up anything. So we just kind of took off our food and everything, like 200 yards away. And I made the mistake of grabbing a handful of hamburger meat and some cheesy, what are those things called? Cheese sticks or whatever. And placing it probably about half a mile to a mile away. Cause I was like, you know, it's a pretty open meadow. We'll probably catch a bear in there. But like for real, a bear's hunting us right now. Like a predator's hunting us. Michael, be honest with me. How do you feel? Like really tell the camera the truth. I mean, honestly, I'm so anxious right now. Like I, we literally have guns and mace and machetes and it's not even helping. If I don't make it home, or if I don't make another Snapchat happen, I love you all. Thomas, can you hear that? Dude, it's coming closer, Thomas. Wake up. Take that off. Listen, there's at least two or three. Did you hear that? You guys hear that? He's out there calling us off, dude. You guys want to cheese up or you guys want to give it? Dude, I don't, I don't give it. Dudes are being so, so close to us right now. Maybe this is the most horribly freaking sound to wake up to, bro. I'm, I'm pretty rugged, bro, and I'll tell you what, I know when to hold my freaking cards, bro. Dude, that sounds to me like... Shh, shh, shh. I'm not staying in a tent. Dude, if you hear that thing come close, tell me I'm getting out of this tent, dude. There's no way I'm sitting in a tent with a 357, dude, so a bear can just maul right through this tent. Dude, that thing is so close right now. I'm not sticking to it, dude. Why? What are you going to do? Are you going to go out there? I'm not calling it with me. Get out there. Right now. What are you doing? Dude, what is that? What is that? I'll tell you one thing, Johnny. It's not the 40 I think the bear is scared of. It's the 16 rounds behind it. Shut the f**k up, f**ker. What the f**k is wrong with you? Dude, I don't know why I'm laughing, dude. Keep that light up and I'm going to ******* kill you. Don't help us right now, please. Dude, I don't know why I'm laughing. Shine out there. This is not funny. You see out here? I'm freaking scared. Dude, did you hear that? Dude, I'm shitting around. No, dude. I'm ready, dude. This whole thing's loaded. That is the most disturbing thing to wake up to. I never want to wake up to that again. Bro, I've never been... Dude, I'm not... I don't... This side of me don't come out very often. Dude, this thing attacks. Crazy homie. I'll tell you what, bro. There's certain times... There's certain times for like... Dude, really. Dude, there's like... I'm a non... I'm a joke around kind of guy, but this is a no-nonsense situation, bro. Yeah, man. I wake up to freaking bear... Grizzly... Just getting happier and happier and now coming for us. Oh, no, dude. Did you hear it coming? Yeah, that thing was getting... That thing was like 10, 15 yards out. I swear. This is like... Be aware, boys. This is like... Hold on to your big... Put on your big girl panties because this is some real stuff. Dude, I want to be honest. I can't stop farting, dude. And it smells really bad. And you know what he was thinking? I probably could kill these guys. But there's also a chance they're going to kill me. And I don't want to die today. So he dipped out, dude. I love how my compadres are able to make light of this situation. Dude, I just woke up to a grizzly bear, dude. Because it started there. It started close. And it was like... In full grunt. How's my hair, Johnny? That is by far the scariest thing I've ever woke up to in my entire life. I was thinking just now, but it stopped. All I could think... And I was like, that's not a snore. And I did it one more time louder. Dude, you guys, I can't keep smelling this, dude. I love my own farts, dude. But I can't... Is there... Is there eyes out there? Or is that just me? Like straight out this way. I keep farting. And it smells so bad. And I normally like to smell my own farts. But these are getting out of hand. Thomas is like making light of the situation. But I think he's just trying to calm our nerves. Because what else can we do, dude? We just heard a bear. Give me a shot, okay? Dude, that was unreal, dude. Dude, that's a grizzly. That's a straight-up grizzly. Tell that grizzly to google me, dude. It'll take second thoughts on coming over here. This is the scariest I've ever had an encounter, dude. Please stay here. Have I unhealthy this whole trip? I just had half a can of pork and beans. It really is... This is a tough way to go, dude. I can't escape the situation, you know? You should have seen how bad Michael's hand was shaking, dude. Dude, it was gnarly. My blood was going... Hold your right hand out. Am I right here? I'm good now. But dude, before it was... He just goes, Dude, you guys get out here with me, dude. This was all a joke, dude. You didn't tell that bear was right there, dude. It's freaking us out. If that bear's between him and us, we're in trouble. Did you just see those eyes? The odds are pretty likely that I'll end up firing this. Because I'll tell you what. If I do see a bear, if I see a bear like 20 feet from us, I'm firing this. She's gonna be mad at me because I risked my life for the flog. But what she doesn't know, dude, is it's more dangerous in the sleeping bag than out there. Dude, where is that? Dude, tell Thomas to get his gun out, dude. Thomas, get your gun out. Okay, guys, let's go to bed. Okay, let's go to bed. Shh, shh. Dude, that is so freaky, dude, being up in the back. Dude, it's further away. Dude, is it running over here? Thomas, if you start hearing that thing close, dude, just... Shut up. Heck. You guys are attracting me. Shut up. There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is. Holy... Dude, that's it right there, dude. Shut up. Get out there and shoot a gun. Dude, it's right back here. Holy... Thomas, make a loud noise so it goes away, dude. Say, how close is it? Dude, that is the creepy... I need... I think I need hazard pay. This is a way different feeling, bro. Like this is... I've never experienced this kind of feeling before. I see him right there. It's just getting nasty. Dude, right there, dude, I can see it. Dude, I see its eyes, dude. I'm right here with you, dog, don't trip. That bear was 20 yards off. Like, we saw its eyes. Dude, and the worst part was it wasn't even trying. Yeah, dude, I saw its back. Dude, it's a grizzly, bro. It's big. There ain't never been a witch in my closet that scared me like this, dude. Yo, dude, I don't know what the heck to do in a bear situation, but I figure on the best figure I can do is, I'll tell you what, I'm psyching myself up, because here we go, bad boy, come on with it. I don't think it's gonna be, but if this is the last time I'm on the vlog, please subscribe to Hanging With The Us.