Making A Basic Knife From Garden Tools

So here is the story. I saw a skip. I looked in the skip as I'm prone to do. I saw some old or somebody throwing out some garden secateurs or cutters or bush whatever you want to call them, trimmers things and somehow this little spark in my head went oh Jeff you could make some noise for your workshop out of them. Efficient sharp as feck noise just for my workshop just to chop a few things nothing fancy they will never win a competition but they're exactly what I imagined when I saw the thing in the skip and I like it when that happens I just can't take talking to the camera seriously I mean God I turn into an ass every time I do it. Oh well.