Hey, good morning. First full day here in Fukuoka. Don't really have a plan and for some reason
I'm kind of feeling fast food again. So maybe we'll go check out what McDonald's like in Japan. How about that?
Hotel is around Hakata station. This is like where almost everything is and there's McDonald's over there
And I know I just ate at Wendy's, but for some reason, I don't know why like it's part curiosity
It's part laziness. Maybe a little bit of self-hate. Whatever. Let's just go eat it right now
I'm in a weird time between breakfast and lunch. So I guess I could eat breakfast or wait a while and eat lunch or
Or I could eat both. I think that's a pretty good idea
McDonald's breakfast menu. It's very similar to what we have in the States except for a few things
Um, you can actually get chicken nuggets for breakfast
I don't know. I mean, I don't eat at McDonald's like ever. So do we have petite pancakes for breakfast?
Maybe we do. Also
You can get fish for breakfast
Which I think is pretty awesome. I got mustard sauce and
Okay, so this is for the pancakes. It's like a little syrup and butter
Combo sauce it doesn't happen often. But this McDonald's actually really making me hungry. Let's start with some pancakes
Actually smells pretty darn good
Chicken nuggets. Ooh
That may be the prettiest bun ever seen at McDonald's.
I don't know if McDonald's in the US has this but this is like the Big Mac of
Sausage McMuffins. Two sausage patties, an egg and bacon. Oh also something that's kind of surprising to see on the menu here for breakfast
A chicken on a English muffin. Okay McMuffin McMuffin. It just oh
That's like the most picture-perfect bun I've ever seen at a McDonald's
I mean, I almost don't want to eat this. It's like a
Bouncy house
Perfect
All right. Anyway, let's get started with the pancake. Confused as to how to open this. I think
Alright, just had an accident. You're supposed to
Break it like like that, but it just squirted everywhere. So there we go
That is that is a genius by the way, really really fluffy little pancakes. Looks like it would make really good blankets
Wow
Extremely fluffy pancakes
Not just that there's some sort of citrusy flavor on these pancakes. I don't know that's coming from the from the syrup. Hang on
Let me see
Yep, there's something citrusy that is added in the syrup
Gosh, I wish we had this in the States. This is just elevates the pancakes so much. The pancakes are great already
I can't believe I'm enjoying these pancakes so much. Chicken nugget
Pretty crispy on the outside. I'm both impressed and kind of terrified at the same time. Let me tell you why
First of all
This is a real chicken. Not like the typical soy tofu mysterious stuff that's in chicken nuggets in the US
This real chicken is
Juicy chicken. This is very meaty and the most probably, you know chicken tasting chicken nugget
I've ever had a McDonald's ever probably because it's made with real chicken
And I appreciate that. I'm pretty sure that's raw in the middle and I just took a bite of that
Salmonella is never funny. But even still I'm gonna eat these nuggets because they're just that good
Those are the best McDonald's chicken nuggets I've ever had. I gotta bite into this perfect fish sandwich
I think this thing should enter like a like a burger modeling concept. There's such a thing. Fish nice and crispy on the outside
It's symmetric, it's got great complexion, no blemishes whatsoever. I'm just oh I almost feel bad about eating this thing
This is about as perfect as a fish fillet sandwich as I've ever had. I'm gonna actually taste the fresh onions in here
The fillet is beautifully crispy on the outside, ginger on the inside, good amount of tater sauce, but just this bun
Oh, that's some fluffy delicious melting in your mouth bun right here. Bravo McDonald's Japan
I'm not really sure what this is
Some lettuce. It looks like some
yellow-ish sauce
That's about it. Piece of piece of chicken. Chicken is not that crispy on the outside. Definitely does not dress to impress
That was a little cardboard-y. The yellow sauce is mustard sauce. The McMuffin is a little tough
So is that chicken itself. Despite all that the flavor is really good
It's a little spicy, a little peppery. I actually like the chicken. If the outside could have been a little more crunchy this thing may
Be a little easier to chew. Must be pretty excellent
Finally the monster breakfast sandwich. Look at this thing. Two sausage patties, bacon
Whatever the sauce is maybe just ketchup. This is this is a real piece of pork belly
Oh, this I mean that actually looks fantastic. This is a breakfast sandwiches breakfast sandwich.
I gotta say, it's pretty glorious. My bite didn't really. Here I need two hands. Here we go.
I think you need a big bite to really be able to
Appreciate that whole sandwich. It's pretty phenomenal. It's substantial and I pretty much love it. I mean the egg is super fresh
That that's a good egg. Sausage patties a little salty, but very flavorful. Bacon. Come on. It's bacon
Can't say anything bad about bacon. The McMuffins on this one is actually
Toasted nice. It's pretty gentle. It's not it doesn't taste like cardboard. It actually tastes pretty good. I mean it's meaty
It's eggy. It's a little crunchy. You've got different types of textures
You've got the meltiness of the pork belly. This sandwich might set you back a few years
You know in terms of your lifespan, but is it a tasty sandwich? Heck yeah
Pretty good breakfast. Now you guys ready for lunch? Let's go get some lunch. The lunch menu is out. The Big Mac
Don't know what that is. It's like maybe a teriyaki burger
Every single order at McDonald's is fulfilled in like less than a minute
Kid you not like the wait time is literally less than a minute. Oh
Arigato gozaimasu
Lunch menu tons of differences and I got the burgers that I've never seen in the US. Well except for a couple
I got the Big Mac because yeah McDonald's you got to get a Big Mac. I
Love this tea. Like I said, we've got the Big Mac
I got an egg cheeseburger
Fries, of course the Grand Clubhouse. I mean, I I don't know if this exists in the US. I've never seen it
This is so interesting. It's a ginger pork burger a teriyaki McBurger and a
EB fillet and instead of a fish fillet. It's it's a EB fillet. This is the egg cheeseburger. Oh
Again
Another perfect bun. What is up with Japan McDonald's and his insane ability to just create just like the most beautiful burger buns
I've ever seen in my life and look at this thing again, just like the last time perfect
Egg, kind of like what you see in a breakfast cheese and a patty
Grand Clubhouse you see this is typically what I expect the bun to look like not not like this
Look at this. It's like Halle Berry and Seth Rogen. I mean, come on. This is the clubhouse
I mean this kind of looks like a mess of a burger lettuce tomatoes and bacon and a slightly thicker burger patty with cheese
I'm so interested in this the ginger pork burger slightly deformed bun lettuce looks like maybe teriyaki sauce
It's a pork patty the EB fillet. Oh, ooh
First one that's on a sesame bun. It looks like a fish fillet, but it's gonna be a shrimp fillet in the Big Mac
There it is pretty perfect sesame top though. Look at oh, this might be the most perfect sesame bun. I've seen ever
Oh, that's beautiful
I mean the burger itself is a little collapsed looks like a typical Big Mac
Cheese is not all that melty doesn't look all that impressive. But oh that is just beautiful
Finally the teriyaki burger sesame bun teriyaki sauce doesn't look like a beef patty
It's like a pork patty kind of looks like the ginger pork burger so far has a sesame bun
Let's start ginger pork burger why not as a huge taste of ginger in this
This burger is delicious. You can taste a nice flavor of the pork
It's very gingerly not to the point where it works like too spicy or what's too much
Oh, the ginger is kind of burning burning right here right here, but it doesn't hurt you and it doesn't irritate you
It's like the perfect amount of ginger in this burger. You taste a ginger. You definitely feel it's present
I also really love the crispy onions here now that I had the ginger burger
I kind of want to taste this teriyaki burger
Which tastes just like the ginger burger without the ginger ton of teriyaki sauce
It's almost a little too much for me a little too sweet for me. I like the pork patty
I think it's delicious. This actually looks pretty beautiful. This is excellent eggs actually cooked really really well
It actually tastes really fresh beef is nice. But mainly like mainly you're getting the eggs here. The beef is almost secondary
This is more more like an egg burger and the egg is the star
I wish McDonald's in the US had this so this is kind of like the filet-o-fish except for it's basically a filet-o-shrimp
The filet-o-eat-it. I gotta tell you guys. It's a fantastic burger. The outside of filet is crunchy
The inside is actually really snappy. You can taste all the individual shrimp
It's not like it's just mashed into like a shrimp paste. The sauce is fantastic
I don't know whether I like the shrimp or not because I really love the sauce that's on here. I
Really tart
Slightly spicy almost like a like a spicy mayo sauce. That's kind of becoming the highlight of the sandwich for me
This is the grand club. I mean, it just looks like a couple pieces of bacon
On a patty that's about it. I don't think this is this look really good on the pictures
But I don't think this is all that special. I was wrong. This is a really solid burger
This thing is so incredibly meaty like a big-sized beef patty but bacon is substantial
It's smoky
There's little bits of jalapeno in here to add some heat and the sauce is the same one that was on the ED sandwich
It's like that slightly tart spicy mayo.
That really completes the sandwich
Finally the Big Mac, you know out of all the sandwiches I got here. This seems to be the least spectacular
Doesn't that just look very ordinary besides the beautiful sesame bun. Overly salted
It tastes really dry, very salty
Probably my least favorite burger today. Having tried the breakfast menu and the lunch menu here at McDonald's in Japan
I think some of my favorite items I've had today. The silver dollar pancake mainly because of that syrup
That is absolutely wonderful. The fish fillet, best fish fillet I've ever had and for lunch
I love the ginger pork sandwich. Don't love the look
But love the taste of the Grand Club. And that egg cheeseburger, that just speaks to me. Overall the quality of the McDonald's here
Hands down way better than anything I've had in the US. The chicken
Like I said was actually chicken. The nuggets are good
The beef quality is good and I talked about the perfect buns, right? Service extremely extremely friendly and super fast
Literally my breakfast item was served to me under a minute. My lunch item was served to me under a minute
It's actually enjoyable eating at McDonald's here
What, look like I just ate like
Seven McDonald's sandwiches. That was not a good decision. I mean I didn't finish it all but
This is all that's left. I mean breakfast went down pretty easy. It was really tasty. I was starving. But lunch
How did I eat that much?
It's just
I think I lost 10 years off my life today.
I gotta go lay down.
Fresh orange juice. This looks great. Orange juice, orange juice. Love me some orange juice.
So good.
Three? Okay, three?
One. No, it's not.
No, what am I?
It must be color.
Color?
Yeah, like this.
Oh, it's gotta be.
Okay, okay, okay. One last chance.
This sells so many different types of mochi ice cream.
So many types of mochi ice cream and this is like my favorite type of ice cream.
Oh, the McDonald's.
I couldn't be easier eating mochi ice cream.
I don't even care. I'm getting one.
Ah.
That is an ice block.
I know.
Oh. That's too hard.
As you all know, Fukuoka, my first full day here.
Today was pretty uneventful.
I ate at McDonald's and passed out.
That's basically my entire day.
Tonight, I wanted to go try street food in Fukuoka.
Fukuoka is the only city in Japan that still has street food.
But I heard it's really touristy.
It's overpriced. It's not that good.
So I'm looking for a seafood restaurant here.
That is supposed to be just spectacular.
That place, like wow.
I mean, it's expensive, yeah.
But just ridiculous seafood.
I literally don't know if that's a real person or if that's a statue.
I'm kind of scared.
Oh God, I hope it's a statue.
If that thing comes alive right now,
I might have to jump into the river.
Oh, this woman is great.
Oh, she's awesome.
A lot of fans, too.
That's her Twitter if you want to follow her.
I got to say, this is a really beautiful city.
It really is.
I mean, it's not like Kyoto where it's all historic.
It's not like Tokyo where it's all just glitz and lights.
It's just pretty, you know?
It's kind of like, I don't know, the Venice of Japan.
Love this stuff.
Wait for ice cream sandwich.
Walked around Fukuoka after a delicious seafood meal.
Eating an ice cream sandwich.
Taking a walk in perfect weather.
Reason 5,391 I want to move to Japan.