The Final Four is set & The slap heard round the world | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how are you? James, Zach, everyone watching. Huge night, week. We had a big week. We're on TV now. Yes, network. It's not a big deal. Let's not talk about it, but thanks everyone. Um, there's sports, there's slaps, there's everything, Jim. Lot a bit of everything. Yes, network. Thank you. We're partners now. Announcement was way bigger than I thought it was going to be. People were excited for us. I like how the people are nice to us. Jim, we got to talk about sports before we talk about the college basketball, kind of killing it. St. Peter's the Peacocks. It comes to an end. They get killed. That game should have been a little better. That would have led up to the slap. That would have been cool. But we've got the blue blood final for UNC Duke. Coach K's last year. Nova versus Kansas is Nova. Blue blood happened in recent years. Zach with the voices. Stop. I can't believe Duke and UNC are playing in coach K's last year for the first time. It's almost nauseating how much it like works out. It's going to come down to a last shot too. Entire game was fixed. Bet. Last shot. The last shot. Will the game come down to the last shot? Yes. Bet it is. Check. I ---- it on him. That's the sports, Jim. That's all of them. Let's talk about it. It's almost a breakdown. It was a breakdown. And when we reenact it, do you want to be Will or Chris? Both. I'll be Jada. That was really good. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Slap heard. Wow. Slap heard. Wound the world. My speech impediment coming into play. I went to a trailer kindergarten and first grade. They pulled me out. I went to a trailer. We'll just get rid of that. Get rid of everything. I said, Jim, almost a breakdown. The slap. I did an actual breakdown of this. Yes. It's got like 20 million views or it's about to get 20 million views in 10 hours, which is crazy. But I want to hear your thoughts. So the original debate is fake or real. I'm heavy. Real. I'm heavy. Real. I'm leaving a window open for fake. If we're talking award shows, if we're talking about King Richard, how much came into the movie. If we're talking about stirring interest in things, there's a world. The new fresh Prince is on peacock. Chris rocks and NBC guy. You really have to dig to make it happen. And the speech was so like, Whoa, that it's, it's real. Like when you put all the ingredients of the recipe in the pot, it does make sense. It's real. I mean, Will Smith crying afterwards. Denzel looking so serious. How does Denzel win the day? Dude, I am so stuck on Denzel. I'm glad you brought up. Cause I've been annoying. Bring it up. His quote. Yeah. He's, he's living a movie character. When you're at your highest is when the devil finds you. And he just casually. So like Will Smith about the win. Best act like the world is losing their mind and Denzel. And it is fucked up to make fun of people who are losing their hair early or have been graying heavily since they were 23 years old or bald. Anyone ever said something about me? I think Katie would slap him. My wife. Anyone was like, nice hair loser. You're gray, Katie. Everyone's kind of right. Everyone's kind of wrong. Will Smith, mostly wrong. Can't you shouldn't have slapped him. Shouldn't have slapped a guy. Crazy moment. Big moment. If there was a VH1, I love the 2010s. This would be on there. No, it wouldn't because it's not the years. It's the 2020s. There's a buck coming up later in the episode. Are we doing draft Kings? That's why I was talking about all the betting the last draft Kings bet on the last shot, the games and the more sports. What else you got, Jim? More sports. We're talking football. Not at all. Football's a little while out. Probably the draft. We're going to baseball, Jim, because this is actually fun and cool. Coming away from all the slaps and all of the funny business. Don't do it. Do you just show the butt? Coming up later, Jim, your St. Louis Cardinals. This is really cool. Albert Pujols re-signs and he joins up with Ueno and Yachty. I mean, literally old man crew. It's like a reason to like sports. I hope the three of them combined for positive baseball. I have no, no question that Ueno and Yachty won't, but I hope Pujols rides out the year and it's not like a two month farewell. And then, all right, this isn't really doing anything. Yes. He still really hits lefty. So like he can have a role on a team like that's it. How much does this improve the St. Louis Cardinals World Series odds? A lot because the DVD, the DVD just got its opening. Anybody want a DVD? I'll send you that clip. The DVD starts with the three of them taking a picture together on media day. Zach, I'm going to send you that video and you're going to love it. I want to talk about the butt. Okay. Let's talk about the butt, Jim. You love butts. A woman is looking for a man whose name she had tattooed on her butt during a girl's trip years ago. Now there's a picture of her butt and the name on it. One night we saw a group of lads from Cardiff. They were all dressed as babies getting a tattoo. They had diapers on and everything. I was walking past them and I was drunk. Out of the blue, something popped into my head and I thought, I will have a tattoo. This guy who was chatting to in the group said, Why don't you have my name tattooed on you? I'll pay for it. First, I thought he was joking. I so I did it. It must have been about 30 euro. It was so random. Now she's trying to find him and I have bad news for her. Yes. This is a fake name. Yes. That's option one. Daniel Torday does not exist or he does not want to be found because in the year 2022 when the 20s now I could find Daniel Torday right now. If that was a day with the F, by the way, it's a four day. Yeah, it's an F 40. I got to get closer to her. But the problem is both things are right. Maybe she should start Googling Torday. It's not his name and he doesn't want to be found. Is the employee of the week employee of the week employee of the week employee of the week. Is it this guy? What song is that? That's when the Saints go marching that I'm doing. I don't know. It's some Nickelodeon show or like old Disney show where they just like go real quick with the title. I see Joe's. I feel like he could always win. Zach hasn't won an employee in a month in a while. You've got a pretty good argument for the employee of the week. If I'm being straight up me. Yeah. Why? Slap the video. It's a big vid. Oh, that is a big, big vid, dude. It's a big vid. There's a mic. Pick me up up here. It's me taking it for the week. And you deserve it. And it's not Joe's McFly because of the dolphin stuff. That was the Weekly Dumb. Today's episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by Draft King Sportsbook. Download the app now and use promo code Johnboy. Bet $5 on any college hoops team to win and get $200 in free bets if they do. If they win, you win with promo code Johnboy this week at Draft King Sportsbook. If Zach was a videographer that filmed dolphin sex, he would definitely go by ZJ. Yeah, it would be more suspect. It would be ZJ Espo. Yeah. Dolphin sex filmer. Does the butt girl love this guy or is she just trying to remember a moment? I think the whole thing might be fake. Ooh, it's too real. I don't need a windshield. You can find people. Macklemore.