HE HATES US

Ezra how much milk did you have to drink before you started driving? Where is he? This is pretty typical, right? This is a very typical morning or start to the morning Thomas looking for the keys. We have three keys three of them And you don't know where one of them are How even is that? It's like a game every morning where are the keys, huh? Really Really, where would you put them? Here's the thing. You wouldn't put them anywhere. They would fall they would fall in a couch Good morning Guys, just get up Wake up, wake up You guys are crazy the way you sleep, huh? Oh Yes, you slept so long yes, you did you slept so long Don't we such a long nap? Yes, you was you just woke up from like a three hour nap three hours three hours Who is it Ezra is the first kid that we've ever served these to like the little puffs. Oh my gosh, you guys the vanilla ones Are like my weakness. I always end up eating like half of them off of this tray Mmm-hmm Oh You guys I don't know if you know this but this kid right here will not hug or kiss anyone Huh, why don't you do that? Why do you not like to give us kisses or hugs? He physically will push you away That's called the danger zone dude, yeah, he is he's resting his head on you wait Because I do that probably we're gonna go to the gym now it's our turn it's like And I'm finally gonna go what Russell is officially my Manny Look at him. Okay. Here's Ezra laughing want to see why Manny McPhee Guys, so apparently I didn't know this I thought you could put plastic in the microwave Like I put Tupperware in the microwave all the time. So I put this in the microwave Dude, it burned a hole clean through it. It was just butter and garlic Look at that What guess I got chocolate on his brain fart, I'm like the cook in the house I guess that's the first time that has ever happened to me, dude. Holy crap I'm trying to redeem myself because I just burned a hole through our plastic and I've literally used microwaves my entire life Like I'm not new to a microwave, but I thought all plastic now like all especially like okay a plastic bowl Come on why would they not make a plastic bowl microwaves? Burn a hole right through the middle of it. But anyway, I'll show you guys what I'm making I'm just making shrimp mussels and asparagus with garlic butter and lemon juice And it's gonna be pretty good. You want pizza? No, we only have pizza on Friday nights Ezra, how did that happen? It's pickle chasing you Ezra how much milk did you have to drink before you started driving? No more milk little bro Simon and Cohen are down for the night Ezra just woke up. So he's gonna chill here with us for a little bit, but We are on a whole nother level of boredom Are we are we even bored right now because I'm actually having a lot of fun We took over Simon and Cohen's coloring pages. Simon picked this out tonight at the store And it had like I don't know 30 pages of different Batman images and I am coloring poison ivy Who's that the Joker? Thomas has got the Joker. We totally busted into I wish we had colored pencils, though I'd have a lot more fun right now if we did so I think that this is gonna be a new little hobby We have at night. What do you think? Would you like doing that? I would be fun, huh? And Ezra, what do you think about all this? Your hair is like parted like the Red Sea Okay. Oh Okay. Can you tell everyone good night? Say good night. Oh dear really kid See I see you tomorrow. Oh Say bye