Morel Mushroom Hunting - Primitive STONE Fried Morel Burgers!!

Well, are you getting them? You want to go pick some mushrooms and eat them? Cook them in the woods? Here's a mushroom hack guys Your buddies might look at you a little funny, but you won't have ticks crawling on your ass. Tape your extremities Pants inside Tape. If you have any extra holes or such Just rip a piece off there Go ahead and patch it. I got a gusher right here Just slap it turn it Ready to go You almost thought you were gonna get away Almost receded. What do we have here? the two bangers judo chop another beautiful morel specimen off with its head Gotta be quicker than that. I almost got away Here's a forest hack The fern when they're babies, they're called fiddleheads and they're edible when they get big adult like this. They're butt wipes soft Fluffy, it's mother nature's Charmin ultra soft. I think I'll stick to eating wild pheasant that flies I use them to test to see if my knife is still shroom sharp There's another woods hack dried up poof ball great wind direction monitor Always stay upwind of the beast One got to live It saddens me to say guys my Ruby dog a lot of you know, she has her kidneys are failing She's shrinking up on me She's not eating like she should but she's still got the will and power to go with her dad out in the woods as always So this is probably gonna be not her last video Look at what me and Ruby found that'll go good with our sandwiches Always keep a slab of butter in your pocket. You didn't think I'd forget did you? Always got to share with man's best friend my best buddy in the world It's okay to eat like a hog when you're in the woods eat my bacon Probably won't kill you fresh piece of asparagus on the top Thanks as always for coming along guys and girls Let me and my dog and my son Cook some good meats on a rock. It's delicious Till the next one I got 10-foot electric fences around my Morel patches