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Turn it back off dude. Have you not seen me with this light with those lights off? What do you mean? Look right there. I look like freaking... So I take Russ to the gym right? We're gonna try to get Russ ready for a fight. Oh you are? Yeah for real. Are you being for real? I'm being dead serious. 145 pounds. Dude I'm a giant. So listen so I'm like okay so this is the technique we're working. So we get to the gym and I'm like okay you're gonna throw jab touch hook and a touch hook is just to push that guard down for the cross. So I'm like jab touch hook cross hook body kick okay. We don't have shin pads on just what? Russ comes in all right all right all right the very first thing he does jab hook yeah yeah yeah yeah and then throws a hard kick with no shin pads on right in my elbow where there's no bone. There's no bone? Yeah it's strictly tissue and muscle. He kicks me. Oh so he doesn't get your bone? No like if it was my bone it would have hurt him but he kicks me right there. I kicked him way too hard dude. I kicked him too hard dude. So after he does that I literally it hurts so bad and it's so swollen that I don't get to train. So I'm like well just spend the next hour helping Russ I guess. So I'm sitting here trying to help every time I catch a punch dude it just it hurts. It's painful. I was so mad like you I can't even explain to you how mad I was. But I felt bad because I'm trying to teach Russ. So we're supposed to go in there to fight and I kick him and he wants to complain about it. Yeah what's the problem? It's not that far. We're gonna get him ready for fighting. He's gonna fight. What month are you planning on it? Cross, hook, high hook and then I kick him. Probably I would say February. Okay. So we gotta like round up a lot of people. I think it'd be sick. Remember now when you're training bro you're not there to drill and hurt your partners. You're there to learn. His concept is oh you're training? Well good. Oh let me kick you. What are you doing? We're not sparring. No I like this. I took the opportunity. It's like your mitt holder saying okay come on let's work. Yeah work and then all of a sudden you crack your mitt holder and be like what's up. Yeah that's why I was like hey because every time me and Thomas spar he's on his toes. He freaking blocks it or he gets out of the way or counters me. I see this he's only holding pads. I was like snap snap whack. Dude I caught him hard dude. Oh I caught you that time huh? The first time that I had to cut hot dogs into little pieces for that dog I knew there was something wrong. I said that dog will die if I don't cut it'll choke itself if I don't cut this into little teeny pieces. I remember when you guys went out of town and I had to feed pickle you said just go to the house. You went on a cruise and I had to have Russ go feed pickle and I'm like dude you have to make sure you cut the hot dogs into little pieces. You're kidding me right? I said Russ is like you're kidding right? This dog can't just eat a hot dog? I'm like no dude. It's the pickle dude. Even Russ was like dude he goes dude I'm pretty sure you can't feed hot dogs to dogs. Isn't that like cannibalism? Russ I pray that's not legit. That's true. Hot dogs are not dogs. Dude have you ever had dog? If it's cooked and seasoned right it's not bad. That's got to be illegal. Depending on what city you're from. No that is illegal. Wacko Ralph 2 toys are out in Happy Meals. They're in the Happy Meals? On the phone it showed me Pokemon N and because we know the Pokemon toys are out. Yeah. That means Wacko Ralph 2 toys are out. What? That's cool dude. Maybe sometime soon we'll go get a Wacko Ralph toy. That would be fun. I want to get the internet. What's the internet? Do you know what that means? Internet is your computer. Yeah my phone. This creepy rat all day. What are you doing with that? Is that the weirdest thing ever? I'm such a creep dude. Look at his weird accent. I'm such a creep dude. When Russ knows the camera's filming him dude he gets to the accent. You know I got a creepy side to me right? I'm wondering Russ where you've been. No. Yeah I swear everybody has been asking like where the heck is Russ and so we've been telling them you've been working but what we should have said is that you've been creeping huh? No no covered for me guys covered for me. Creeping or peeping dude? No working. Working is what I was doing. Covered for me here. Can you say goodnight? I can't. Give him a kiss. Okay give dad give dad a kiss. Oh wait wait wait. I love you. Say bye bye. I love you. Okay no kisses.