AVONDJE ZUIPEN MET EEN 4-JARIGE EN DIT GEBEURDE ER.. | Kalvijn

It's so nice to see you again, man! For the 1% of the viewers who don't know who this is, I'll explain it to you. This is Guy. Guy is four summers young, an absolute legend... ...and loves to listen to Hudson Neville all day long. And today is the weekend. And that means I'm going to do some fun, leisurely things. In other words... ...drinking! No, we're going to play. No, we're going to drink. What are you doing? Nice, Guy! Learn to talk, man. No! Yes! I'm not helping you. No, no, I'm not helping you. Do you know what we're going to do today? The cinema! But we're not going to the cinema at all. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! We're not going to the cinema, I'm not in the mood for that. Yes! It's so nice to see you again, man! Hey... You're starting to become a true legend in the Netherlands. Guy for president, say it! With your hand up like this. Guy for president! Go! Guy for... Hudson! Guy! No! Guy! Listen to this. Now we've... ...chilled a lot... Guy! Now we've... Lala! Ha! ...chilled a lot. But there was one thing you always wanted to do. What was that? The cinema. Do you want to go to the cinema? Yes. Do you want to go to the cinema? Yes! What are we going to do? To the cinema! And to the cinema! When are we going to the cinema? Shall we all go to the cinema? Yes! Yes? Open M&M's. Do you know which movie we're going to see? Paw Patrol. No, no, Horror Clown. Horror Clown is your movie. Horror Clown. No, it's Spider-Man! Do it! Horror Clown! No, it's Spider-Man! Repeat after me. Horror Clown! Spider-Man! It's not one of these movies. Yes! I'm going to sit on it. And I'm going to sit on it. Otherwise I'm going to stamp you. Otherwise I'm going to break your camera. Dude, you won't even get there. Otherwise I'm going to break you. Shall I do that? No. Ladies and gentlemen, we've been on the road for an hour now. It's freezing! Because there are still a lot of traffic jams. So we'll be there a little later. It's freezing! But hey, that doesn't mean it's busy. Or does it, Angie? What? Look, it's getting dark. Great evening! Actually, if I take my key with me, there's a light on. You let me hang for a little while. What? You let me hang for a little while. Where? Here. Box. Like this. No, that's the highway. Let's go to the cinema! An hour too late. Come on, Gui, we're going to the cinema. To the movies! Take it easy, man. Gui, this is the big moment. Are you going to the bathroom? No. No! Come on, go to the bathroom. No, no, no, no! The day has finally arrived. Gui is going to the cinema. You all wanted it. He wanted it himself. It's going to happen. We're an hour late, but it's going to happen. We're going to the movies. We're a little late. Because there were a lot of traffic jams. Your movie is already over. Can we just walk in? He wanted to go to the cinema. We can just walk on. The movie is already almost over. He's been busy for an hour. But hey, we're here. I don't think Gui is going to have it. Gui, you can choose whatever you want. You can choose whatever you want. What do you want? I want this one. Okay. This one is for you. Yes. What do you want to drink? Chocomel? No, cola. This one, yes. Do you want sugar? This one. Message to Gui's mother. I don't know if you can already have Fanta. But I'm a little bit... Huh? He can choose anything from me. Are you looking forward to it? Yes. Come on, Gui. This is the moment. Let's go inside. Shhh. The movie is already over. I think it will take another 15 minutes. What are we going to do now? It's over. Where are we going now? We watched a movie for 10 minutes. 10 minutes. The last 10 minutes. Just drinking and popcorn. We can also watch the credits. That's fun. Let's watch the credits. Yes, that's fun. We literally watched 10 minutes of the movie. When I came in, there was a scene where people were singing on a square. Then you know it's the end scene. And five minutes later, the credits are over. Did you like it? Yes. What did you think of the movie? Nice. I can tell you that it was a big success. We went to the cinema. We went to sit on the scooter of Turbinator. There's a tire in front of you. What? That's not allowed. Guy, I still have a lot of popcorn left. Do you want some more popcorn? Throw all the popcorn on the floor. That's not normal. You do that. Do you know what we're going to do now? Yes. We're going to drink. No, we're going to play. No, we're going to drink. No, wait. No, we're going to the toilet. The evening is young, Guy. We just started. You've been whining for weeks that you want to go to the cinema. Are we finally going to the cinema? Are we going to another cinema now? Dude, we just went to the cinema. But I want one more cinema and then we're done. Yes. Hey, we're going to do something else fun now. We're going to drink and bowl. We're going to bowl now. Guy, have you ever been drunk? Never. Do you want to be drunk? No. Then I have to walk very dirty. How do you know that? There. How do you know that? We're going to bowl! Let's go! We're going to go here for a while. Stamp potbellies. And take off his cap. Can I turn you off too? Just that it's done. That you keep your mouth shut for a while. No. At this moment Guy is there. We're going to bowl. I have an appointment here with Paul, my buddy and Guy. We're going to have a great time. This one is for you. Do you like it? Yes! You're strong. No, but I can't walk like this. Really not. I can't do this. Help! Shall we get some more booze? Hey boy! Who wants to hang? I want to hang too! What button do I have to press? This one. Which letter? The R. Here we go. Bye! Later Guy. See you later. Bye! Nice Guy. And continue. Hey look over here. Help! Hey boy! Wait for me! Hey! Paul come here! Come here! Welcome home! You're back. Say something. Hey! Camera! We're home now. And the night is still young. So we're going to... We're going to let go Guy. Can I bowl again? Yes, but you've already been to the cinema. We've already bowled. What is this? Ouch! Yes! Ouch! Hey! It's time to play a game. Hey! What? We just shot that one. Look here. We're not going to do this. I just want to say that I'm not responsible for any emotional damage to this child as soon as he gets older. Calvin! Watch out! What? Calvin! Yes what? Yes, I'm going to get him. Is he going to get that man now? Well, now the police are coming. And they're going to get me. Nice and warm. Is it nice and warm? Yes. Calvin, you're never nice to me. Damn! Am I never nice? Yes, you are. Have you ever been nice to me, Guy? So! That went well. Okay, we're going to start. Throw me the brick here. One. And can you press one like this? Gently. Huh? Yes. That's very far. Three. One, two. So! Watch out, huh? No. I can do three. You have the three. Good. One. Here we go. It doesn't matter to him at all. I'm completely crazy, boy. Two. Do it. One. Watch out. So! We've lost again. No! It's time for a classic game, Stef Stumpilo, ladies and gentlemen. Who doesn't know it? Hey! Calm down. I did it so hard. In episode one, there was still a time when Guy could be sent in a certain direction. Now that time is over. Playtime is over. Nice, Guy. Hey! Of course, a chill evening is not complete without watching your own content. So we're going to do that, aren't we? Indeed. Hey, Guy. What do you want to say to all the people on the internet? Shit. Now I'm leaving. Okay, I'm leaving. Not even with this ----. Hey! Now it's going to explode. It's already exploding. Look how big it is. And how does the popcorn taste? Tasty. Can I have one too? Oh, how nice that I can have one popcorn. Just nice. And now I'm giving it to you. Do it normally. Hey! Hi, Kelvin or Kelvin. Hello, Guy the P. Guy, did you have fun? Did you have a fun adventure with me? But now it's over. The viewers liked you a lot. They thought you were a legend. Done with the camera. Thank you for watching. This was the end. From me and Guy. Until the next YouTube legend. Kelvin is the worst! Kelvin! Get a seaboat. Seaboat!