These Reactions On Lionel Messi Are Not Normal

...from its head, here in the Parc des Princes, Ali. ...he would think about, is it a second yellow card? That's the next... ...through the middle. Of course you warned us about Lionel Messi, how he, inverted commas you said, unstoppable at times. Is that what we saw tonight? No, the goal was fantastic. Richo, it had to happen. What a way for Lionel Messi to introduce himself to the Parisian public. I think it was amazing, his performance and he scored an amazing goal. He is the best player in the world, that is no doubt. ...Messi, in front of Argentina, the 21,000 that are in the Monumental, they would have thought, it was worth waiting, 1-0. When you have everything so far behind, it doesn't matter. If you have this footballer, it doesn't matter if you are in a middle block, in a block... ...it won't be in the second half either, Correa didn't find the option for Don Lampel, he rejected Messi, goal. He already has his hat-trick, if it's not offside, we'll see if it exists or not. Messi, the cleverest, Messi, the most skilful. Messi scored, hat-trick, Leo Messi. The legend is growing. This is crazy. A touch of brilliance from... ...as well now, here's Messi, glides away from... ...he's gone through the legs again. Messi's 100th goal in the Champions League and it may... Beautiful. He is too much. The two goals tonight for Lionel Messi and another one for Ousmane Dembele. Antonio Conte and Lionel Messi, the maestro was the difference-maker here in the Camp Nou. It's Messi. And it's number 3. It's Messi's second free kick of the Copa America and it's Argentina 3, Ecuador 0. We'll see you on Tuesday for Argentina. ...from Banega, is this the opener? Yes it is! That's what they came to see and he's provided the touch. This is out, it's Messi! Lionel Messi does it again! Where would Barcelona be without Lionel Messi? He's come on, he's been a carry-on performance but he's been another headline performance from Lionel... Messi. Oh, brilliant skill from Lionel Messi. Searching forward with real menace here. Brilliant from Messi. Oh, what a goal that is! And the whole of this ground stands! Brilliant ball from Banega, is this the opener? Yes it is! That's what they came to see and he's provided the touch. As their arms are reached up to the gods, Argentina have got what they wanted. It was a fabulous ball from Banega and a stylish... Got a man over here, Messi gets his head up and sees the pass. He sees the pass, it's a goal for Barcelona! Substitute Pedro makes the breakthrough and the second leg against the run of play for what we've seen in 43 first half minutes. Lionel Messi takes his time and walks it in! Lionel Messi, it's humiliating for Real Madrid, it's heaven for Barcelona. 5-2, a genius at work. No, it's Messi! It's glorious! High quality free kick, goal number 28 of the season. Messi! Oh my goodness me! You thought you'd seen it all! Leo Messi, no wonder he's... Look at his face, he's run out of words to describe himself. He's run out of magic. He's just produced one of the best moments of his, I don't know, 650 goal career, Simon. Oh, you rarely see Messi with a smile that wide on his face. Dragged away, gifted back, Messi! Messi hits one, oh what a goal! That is sensational, absolutely outstanding. Always does, does the other night like this, just when Liverpool were in control of the match. Lionel Messi scores his 500th... Kissed off by Griezmann... Messi! Good times are back again for Barca. Nothing less than what we've seen... I'll tell you, the Italians of Internazionale are looking good, but here comes Messi! Messi around Contini again! Oh my goodness! Like a marionette, he had Contini going one way... Messi, MESSI! That is how you do it! A hat-trick for the second straight game in La Liga. The Catalan king's lead in Madrid. And it's him again. ...and the chance to make up for it. He scores a goal! Messi's millionth goal! Why did he score it? Why do I have memories of this? This was Chelsea. Giving away a free-kick. Passing a free-kick to the king and emperor. Messi hits one, oh what a goal! That is sensational, absolutely outstanding. What a way to make it! 600 goals for Barcelona by the little magic man Lionel Messi. Barcelona 3-0 Liverpool. And now Messi, they've just come apart here for Dortmund. And now Messi has pounced. And all that resistance in the first half has been broken. Jordi Alba, Lionel Messi! Lionel Messi does it again, he's superhuman! Lionel Messi has just exploded La Liga into life. Another chapter in the incredible story of this little man. Oh my goodness, you cannot write the script for this, Rob. This is unbelievable stuff. Look at the faces of Real Madrid fans and Real Madrid players. Unbelievable. It's blown the league wide open. His 500th goal for Barcelona is possibly the most significant one. How much is that shirt worth? He's got a good boot, but he don't care. He's got a good boot. Trying to get to Suarez, Messi's there, Lionel Messi! Nobody like Lionel Messi to score a goal where the angle is absolutely impossible. It's 1-0. It's Messi, and Messi wraps it up. Killed it instantly. To turn and strike with power and precision. And he's got his second goal. What a pass from Xavi. Let Messi pass. He's going to give it to Messi. Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal. He didn't want it, but it's a goal! Messi's seventh league goal of the season. It's a shame Bebe didn't come on, because I had him lined up. Suarez, and it's on to Messi! Lionel Messi!