JOKES ON YOU

Lexi's here with us. She's come to babysit and hang out. We don't really, when we say babysit, we mean watch the kids when we go to the gym for an hour, but pretty much she just comes over and hangs out with us. Right, Lexi? Yep. She's our fave. Lexi, could you chase me, Lexi? See, Simon and Colin love her the most, too. Lexi, chase me. Wait, what? My food. You ate all your food? Yeah, over Happy Meal. Happy Meal? Oh, your fake McDonald's? Daddy's tired, Simon. Bye. Oh, we don't say bye yet. Yeah. Oh. We get to say bye, bye. Guys, did you take it? You guys, I told Russ these were testosterone boosters. I handed him three of them. He took all three. It was hydroxychloroquine. That'll give you a heart attack. Look how much caffeine's in that. Oh. That's hydroxycut black, dude. I use it when I cut weight. Russell took three hydroxycut. Ready to work out. I've had an eventful morning, you guys. I had to go and do pictures for my buddy's physical therapy office, and then my other buddy, he is like, he's gotta do a photo shoot for his company. He's in the Army. He's an Army recruiter. But he also does some direct sale stuff. So I went and did some pictures for him, and training, doing some jujitsu stuff, kickboxing. So I've been running all morning, and I am tired because I was up till one in the morning. Maybe midnight. But then I had to wake up and drive all the way out to Leighton, so I'm sluggish. I'm tired. Ashley was supposed to be ready to go to the gym 20 minutes ago, and if I don't work out, my whole day's thrown off. My body doesn't run right. So Ashley's back there pretending like she's getting ready. She's just playing with Ezra. Hopefully we can get to the gym. We're going to the gym right now without Ashley. With or without her, I think if she takes too much longer, I'm jonesing. Go tell her that. You go tell Asha. Let's see how that goes. Oh, look what I just walked into. He was snuggle-hugging his fox, and he's patting it on the back. Yeah, is that your friend, the fox? Yeah? Oh, that was the funniest thing in the world. Okay, so the boys playing with this. And that exact scenario just happened. Russ happened to be laughing. We all were laughing. They got really mad that Russ was laughing at him, and he got up in anger. Stop laughing at me, Russ! No, no, he couldn't even say nothing. He just go, argh! At first, he'd come straight at me, dude. Come straight at Russ. With fire in his eyes, we were laughing so hard because of it that Simon started laughing about it, too, but that was too funny. It was one of those, I wish I was vlogging moments. Darn it. We love you guys. We'll be back in one hour, okay, Ezra? Do you know what now is? Is he gonna headbutt you? Yeah. This is the first time we're going to the gym without Ezra. Oh, my goodness. What are you gonna do? You can't get your shoulder gains, dude. I think his shoulders are bigger than mine. Push in. Okay, now. Now, squeeze it. Squeeze it. Okay. Oh, oh, he's in. 10 seconds, look. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You see it? Can everyone just say a little prayer that Thomas' hair doesn't get whacked? Hey, I just started. Thomas already did this, so. Oh, I know. Thomas, it looks like you have a helmet on. Babe, that is the worst helmet. You should just leave it like that. Let him be tortured. Good old Eric's gonna fade it for him. What do you mean? What would you have done different? That line's perfect. I would have weighed it, dude. Show me a flex, dude. Bicep flex, dude. There you go. Oh, oh. So what? Did Eric do good? Yes, he did. Look at that. Well, would ya look at that? Eric did a nice primetime job. Dude, I'm being serious. Like, just two more little straight lines. Can you see the lines? A little bit. A little bit? A little bit. Oh, he followed me with his eyes. What do you want to do tonight, buddy? Look at that face. Dude, look how- Your head looks the same size as mine, bro. Dude, that's not even an exaggeration. It's pretty dang close. You big old-headed. Oh, look how Russell puckers his lips when he takes a selfie. You know who you look like? Your dad, dude. You look just like your dad. Give us a flex, dude, for black drag. Shout out to- Oh. Shout out to what? Dude, can we just talk about how you're not supposed to wear three different camo colors? Can we just focus on three different camo colors? All right, guys. I officially got crocodile skin. Dude, do you just live your life with a camera in your face? Oh, always. Show me your kiss face you do for selfies. Someone help us out. We don't know how to work this gun, but we're gonna go shoot Russ. Well, I think we're gonna hope to shoot him. We're gonna hope to shoot him. She can aim better than I can, so we're gonna let her do it. Let's go. Please don't shoot me. If you shoot me, it'll hit me in the face. Let's go shoot Russy's dad. Are you trying to scare me? Oh, you're gonna get an extra 20% life? Shut up. Safety. Thank you a lot. Hurry. All that for nothing. We still can't get Russ shot, but you know what? We're gonna watch some Bachelorette and eat some popcorn. Maybe we'll go shoot Thomas on accident. Yeah, it's a good idea. Talk about an epic fail. Okay, we were on our way back from bowling. I went bowling with Eric. Took him to go bowling at Fat Cats. We showed up to bowl. It was like $2 to bowl, but it must have been kids night because we were the only adults in the entire building. It was all kids under like 12 years old. It was insane. Well, we're on our way home from bowling. Guess who we see out in the road? Someone. And I hit the gas to haul butt and we come flying around the corner and the person's gone. So we all jumped out of the car and looked around and see if we could find him and he was gone. So I don't even want to do this at all, but I have to have a little baby stakeout. I need to get all the kids to bed. I need to give Ashley kisses goodnight. And I need to go spend a couple hours out there, even though we have to get up at eight. That's okay. We get up and meditate together now. Don't you guys know that? We meditate, we stretch, and then we... Go to the gym. We have breakfast and we go to the gym. And we conquer the world. Pretty much. Well, thank you guys for watching. If you haven't subscribed yet, I don't know why you haven't because you watch our videos every day, but you haven't clicked the subscribe button. If you're that person, click the subscribe button. Please. And comment if you guys have any ideas on what I should do with this kid when I actually get a hold of him. For the second time. First time didn't count, dude. I felt bad. He was like 12 years old, I felt like. I'm not going to beat up a 12 year old. And then my instincts kicked in and told me he was the thief. Well, thank you guys for watching again. We're probably going to go to the pool tomorrow, have another pool day, do a little bit of fun stuff. And we will see all of you manana.