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Can't scare me what are you doing? Come here? Do we scare you dad? So I just started dinner. I know it's pretty early, but I have it going in the crock pot It looks delicious, so this is going to be It's like a chicken alfredo with broccoli and garlic and all that yummy yummy good stuff, so it should take About that long to cook That's what I love crock pots for because you literally can just put everything in it and go on about your day Okay So I was up camping and I have this light anywhere match that you could light right and like you could literally light this thing Underwater and it's gonna light and you can't put it out because we've stomped it in the dirt and anyway long story short I was sitting in a campfire, and I went to light it and It flipped out of my hand. I was like oh, where did that go? I couldn't find anywhere, but I had my favorite windbreaker jacket on and All of a sudden my nipple was on fire And I landed right here and folded over and burned through my shirt and burned my nipple And I'm trying to find this windbreaker somewhere, and I can't find it. Oh dang Like I know the brand I know everything and I'm just getting stressed out. When did you buy it babe? Like six months ago It's probably not in. Ash. Okay. I hate to break your. That's not what I wanted. Burst your bubble. Okay, you'll find it Okay guys hang on my back again. You'll find it What kind of chicken You guys want to see what the chicken is I'm making okay look look does that look yummy see No, it's chicken and broccoli and you're gonna get these noodles They're bow ties Do you guys want to come see the front porch? It's all Halloweeny Do you guys want to come see it? Yeah, okay Yeah Come down here. Okay look So you guys can see it's huge so these are called mosquito eaters, and I thought everybody gets these stupid scary things, but Apparently not because Michael bill you had no idea what the heck that was you thought it was a bee But these things eat mosquitoes so I can't really hate them that much what's your favorite thing about Halloween Mickey Mouse is your favorite thing about Halloween Well, what about do you like trick-or-treating? Do you like dressing up for Halloween? You want to be a Pokemon for Halloween that would be fun What about Pikachu I Think you should be Pikachu and daddy could be ash You could be mewtwo, okay What's that you may catch it okay go catch it are you catching it Who is Katie Oh my god You guys know that a ghost pepper is the hottest ever in the world. Oh my gosh Thomas. We just ordered a bunch So I went to Walmart Because me and Ashley are camping later this week with the boys I bought a little air mattress Actually, it's not little it's a queen and we're gonna blow it up so the boys can play right here So are you guys excited? I'm gonna blow it up. Okay here we go Okay, it's up. Let's see the master jumps whoa Simon Stern Show me Let me show me the master jump dude no, it's not a slide I Did a good job We are gonna take this sucker with us camping and you guys get to come with us and we're excited Because Ashley hates camping, but I'm gonna take her anyway These guys love it though fun fact about Raiden. He actually keeps him in So I'm gonna show you We're gonna try to sneak up on him and he plays tug-of-war with this rope, and it's like the cutest thing ever You guys never sneak up on a wolf Because he will eat you Like he's trying to do right now Raiden let's go play fetch. Come on. This here is Raiden's dinosaur bone I've never had a dog that plays fetch. So I love that Raiden plays fetch My other wolves were too smart and would just look at you and be like, yeah. Yeah, you go get it What is your name Raiden? How old are you? Ten weeks old maybe 11. I don't know What is your favorite thing to do? bite things What is your favorite food? Anything who's your best friend pickle, but he hates me Our whole house smells amazing Gosh this is like legit. Is this the head of the table for me? Okay, Simon and Colin come on Watch out good Simon We just got to the mall my sister's wedding is next week and I'm the only person who's still not picked out a bridesmaid's dress so And then while we're in there I think the Halloween store is here so the boys Yeah, good job. The boys are gonna freak out when they see that store What is that? That a spider that is a scary spider it's for trick-or-treating Yeah, that was a party fell on your heart We thought it was a good idea to get you guys big cheetos Look at these messy cheetos you got them Simon are those good? Okay, well we just got home from the mall and we had a success finding a dress, huh? Yeah, we went to the Halloween store and it was still closed It'll be open in three days. So we'll be counting our We'll be counting down the day Is it really it's from a Tyrannosaurus Rex look at that tiny knee bones connected to the thigh bone. Yeah, probably not Good night