FUN ADVENTURES | BACKYARD CAMPOUT!

We have had quite the morning. My arms are full. We need one more kid. One more kid in the car. Babe, babe, babe. How good do I match today? Can everyone just give me a vote? Babe, there's mud poo all over your shirt. There's like diarrhea. That's like straight up baby poo. Are you crying? Babe, that's literally like... Poo. No, that's not eggs. That's poo. Who would poop on me? Russ? Ezra! That's Ezra's color of his poo. I don't know. I don't want to wear this shirt. It matches my shoes so good today. How does it match your shoes so good? Your shoes are white. Now you match. You look like you're all white. You look like an angel. Don't mess with me. Babe, you look like an angel. Guys, give me a 10 if this is good. Give me a 1 if it's bad. For the gym. I'm not going to a business meet. You guys ready to go? Let's go to Gma's. Oh my gosh, I can't even. This is as high as I can go. We just got back from the gym. Well, we're not back. We're at the store. Waiting to get the boys from Grandma's school. Can we just... I don't know if you guys know this. But Utah is so beautiful. Can I just show you these mountains that are in front of us? So you guys can just respect the mountains. I don't know if it's ever going to do justice though. These are just beautiful. Beautiful. We're at Grandma's house picking up the boys. But I ran into GNC real fast. I check every day if they have cookies and cream. I should just order them. I'm just thinking this right now. But the cookies and cream power crunch bar. This is like my favorite, favorite, favorite, favorite protein bar. I've told you guys about them before. I loved the chocolate mint ones and then the peanut butter chocolate. But this one is for the win. I've bought these ones let's see, probably 20 times. And there's not a ton of protein. There's 14 grams. It's not like a typical protein bar that has like 30, whatever. But you guys, if I'm ever like, I need a cookie. I need chocolate. This is the best thing I've ever... Like I would eat this for fun. They're that good. They taste just like a cookie. They're so good. So, if you guys are searching for a delicious bar, I got your back. Tonight, our realtor and the same people that built our last house, they invited us to the new Pirates movie. So they rent out the whole theater and they invite everyone that ever bought a house from them, they invite to come watch it for free. So, we're gonna take the kids with us tonight and go see the new Pirates movie. I have yet to even see a preview. I didn't even know there was a new movie coming out. Oh, maybe I like live in a hole. I don't know. The boys are excited. They love the other Pirates movies. They love getting scared, which is so weird. Like, speaking of, this is something that makes me laugh every night. The boys every night say, Mom, will you show me a monster? They wanna look up monsters on my phone. Just pictures of monsters. They love to scare themselves and then try to go to bed. And they're always like scared when they go to bed. Hi! You wanna get in? Okay! Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin will I let you in. What you doing? You wanna come in with Mommy? Yeah, because I want in too. What? I want in too. Okay, honey, there was an easier way to get in and it's called the back door. Yeah? You silly goose. What are we gonna go do right now? Chinese chicken. We're gonna get Chinese chicken? Gosh dang it. I want Chinese chicken, but I think I'll stick with my, um, like a protein bar. Yeah? Did you go to Target and got that? Did I go to Target? No, this is GNC, honey. It looks like Target because it has red on it. Huh? Yeah, Oreos. It's cookies and cream protein. Yeah, even though I don't want it. Yeah, you don't want it? No. Say, protein's nasty. Protein's nasty. Will you go help your brother and give him a love? No, he's crying. Oh, you want him to cry? No. We got these really cute jars. Actually, I've had them for a few years. My mom got them for us for Christmas, but anyway, we wanna fill them up with water and put like lemons and strawberries in them and just have them here, you know, throughout the whole summer. Don't you think that's a cute idea? He thinks it's a cute idea. I'm gonna go clean out the Land Cruiser because me and the boys and Ashley have a little date tonight. Don't we, babe? Special date. Hi. Hi. Even our kids get weird when the camera's on them. What's going on, babe? You get weird? Yeah. He was like talking like fine and then the camera's on him and he goes, like he's in trouble. Alright, I'm gonna go clean out the Land Cruiser. I got a lot of work to do on it. Had multiple dogs in there and lots of things. Muddy dogs yesterday. So I gotta get it cleaned out. I want chocolate milk. What do you want? Chocolate milk. You like chocolate milk? Yeah. I got you some today. I always try that. While Thomas is cleaning the car, I am gonna be cleaning out all of our drawers and our bathrooms. Basically just throwing everything away. We have a lot of unnecessary crap in there. So I'm gonna get to cleaning so we can have some fun tonight. Dude, I just hear this wah, bah, bah, bah, bah. I'm like, yeah, bro, get it, get it. I'm thinking, boom, whoa, whoa, this kid come, wah, bah, bah, bah. Shift, bro. Shift, right? So I was like, over here. Thomas has got one of these coming to him. I'm like, boom. That's pretty good. Straight through the bullseye. Come on. Can I get a string of cheese right here? I have been writing down all the things that we need to finish in our house. Some of the remodels that we started and we're not done with yet. But it has been really fun. I've been sitting here on this couch and just looking around at all of the things that we haven't completed yet. The list is so small. It's so fun to finally see this place come together how I have been imagining it for almost a whole year now. I think within the next couple of weeks the whole entire upstairs area, like this area, will be 100% done. That is the backsplash, the railing, all the little pieces, new carpet in this room. I mean, exchanging all the plugs out, everything 100% done. So I'm so excited to finally see this house coming together how I've always imagined it. But Thomas, we're about to head out right now to go see the Pirates movie with the kiddos. And Thomas is doing something really cute with the kids when we get home. We're gonna have basically like a camp out downstairs. Well, outside in the backyard. So he's like, come out here and check out what we're doing. So let's go see. Oh my god. This looks so cute. Look how dang cute! We even have our own little entertainment right here. Oh, I'm so excited. And I'll be sleeping in there in the nice, warm, cozy house with the baby. Are you guys excited? Are we gonna go camping tonight? Yes! We just pulled up to the theater. And I just remembered this is actually my first job that I ever had was here at this movie theater. When it was North Point Theaters, Walker Cinemas. Good old North Point. Are you excited to go see the movie? You're excited? Me too, bud. Let's go. Look how dang cute this is! How cute! What is it? Do you guys want an iPad? Simon, are you excited to watch this movie? Are you excited? Ezra's excited. Cohen, are you excited? Did you guys get to see all of our friends out there? Were they dressed up as pirates? I saw Jack Sparrow. You saw Jack Sparrow? I know. He was real, huh? Hey, did you see Jack Sparrow out there? That was cool, huh? Of course, now Ezra's awake. Huh? I don't know if he's gonna like this show very much. Is the movie about to start? Yeah. Nice. Yay! Oh, we just got back from our movie, which it was a really good show. I don't know if any of you have seen Pirates of the Caribbean. It came out today, I think. Is she right? Someone Google that for me. Comment below. Well, there's Cohen. He's gonna come outside with me by my little custom homemade campsite, I guess you could say. All that show really did for me was just kind of clarify that Russell is Jack Sparrow. Yeah, they sound the same. Russell's kind of like... I wish you two could come out there with us. Oh, yeah, I'm too cold. It's time for bed and she's cold. I'm like a... You're like a wuss. I'm like cold-blooded, but you know that. She's cold-blooded. No, your body temperature runs at the same temperature all the time. Not me. And guess what? It's real hot. What? I'm always breathing. It's like 100 degrees out and I'm like... I don't know about all that. Your butt cheeks are always cold, though. That is true. I don't know why. That's a fact that I don't think anyone else needs to know, but I guess everyone knows. How do you do an F in sign language? An F? A, B, C, D, E... Oh, now I just figured it out. Hold on. T-H-O-M-A O? S? I don't remember. I just made that up. Hey, you thought it was funny? He sat with me in the whole movie, you guys. Hey, no, no, no, no. He watched it with me the first half and you guys, he literally was like this the whole time. Just like... He was so excited. Like, he was very entertaining to this kiddo. Huh? Did you think that movie was good? Oh, buddy. You got three chins. What's going on? No, he's got two... He's got two big chins. Look at those chins. Look at those chins. Do you want to know when you can see his neck? The only time you can see his neck? No double chin? Look, there he goes. Oh, look at that smile. You're so strong, Ezra. Wait a color-picking minute. What? Where's Russell? I don't know. He's at my... Do you think we would get him in trouble if we said he was with a specific girl? Hey, all you ladies after Russell, and there's a lot of you, actually. I think there's about seven. If I can count the texts on my phone right. He's with Ravel. He's with Revan. Or is he with Nicole? That is a secret that only we know. I'm gonna make you all just wonder. Oh, it's on. We got our tent set up. Dad's got food cooking. What are you playing? Jack Sparrow. You're Jack Sparrow? Where are we gonna sleep? In the car or in the tent? In the tent. They want to sleep in the tent. Where does mommy sleep? In bed. Okay, you guys can't chicken out. You have to stay out here with me. Don't be wusses. We have had an adventurous day. Thank you guys for watching our awesome at home camping trip. We're gonna go roast our hot dogs down on the fire, and we're gonna eat hot chips. And what else are we gonna do, Simon? Should I tell you guys a scary story? Should daddy tell us a scary story before we go to bed? Yeah. What if it's about the tree monster getting... Jack Sparrow. You want a scary movie about Jack Sparrow? A scary story? If nothing happens, Simon has brown hair and I have black hair. We will see you guys on Monday.