Hey guys, after a great while of time, Mike Chen here, Dan Chen.
Now, a lot of you like what we did in 10 things about us video
where Dan went off on the Asian notebook tangent
and started translating the Asian notebook dialogue.
Yeah. So we had an idea.
We were going to do some other well-known English movies
with really recognizable phrases and do them in Chinese on the spot
with our knowledge of the Chinese language.
Right. Keep in mind, we're doing these on the spot.
So we haven't like translated these.
So some of these might not be completely accurate translations,
but these are just what we feel they should be saying in Chinese.
Here we go.
He's alive! He's alive!
I'm here watching you, kid.
You talking to me?
I'm standing here, and you're talking to me?
I'll answer the question.
You want the answer?
I deserve the answer!
You want the answer!
I want the truth!
You can't speak the truth!
It's a very personal, very important thing.
Hell, he's a family man.
Jerry, are you ready?
Say it with me.
Here it is.
Show me the money!
Show you the money?
No, no, no.
You can say it better.
That Bob Tian Wei is calling me.
Okay, okay.
No, no, no.
Show you the money?
Not show you.
It's show me the money.
Show me the money?
I can't hear you.
Say it louder.
Show me the money?
I want to feel you.
Let me feel you, Jerry.
Show me the money!
I love black people!
I love white people!
Show me the money!
Congratulations.
You're still my agent.
My name's Forrest.
Forrest Gump.
You want a chocolate?
I could eat about a million and a half of these.
My mom told me
that life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're going to eat.
No, you definitely practiced that one.
No, I don't.
No, you definitely practiced that one.
That's your favorite movie.
That's my favorite line.
I know you're watching it when you're little.
Dude, Mike's been probably waiting five years,
ten years to do that line.
Yeah, I'm going to make Forrest Gump in Chinese.
I'll be Forrest Gump.
How about, how about...
Run, life, run!
Why didn't you write to me?
Why?
I'm not done yet.
I've been waiting for you for seven years.
It's too late now.
I wrote you 365 letters.
I write to you every day.
You write to me?
Yes.
Not done yet?
Don't let go.
I won't let go, Jack.
I will never let go.
And it's not because I'm lonely.
And it's not because it's New Year's Eve.
I'm here today
because I realized
I want to be with someone forever.
I don't want to wait.
I want to start today.
Look, this is you, Harry.
I can't hate what you say.
But I hate you, Harry.
I hate you so much.
I hate you.
Although you need kissing badly.
You should be kissed.
You should be kissed often.
You should be kissed by someone who knows how to kiss.
I can see dead people.
It won't be you who killed him.
No.
I'm your father.
My name is Bond.
James Bond.
Do something for you, Mr. Bond.
Martini.
Shake it.
Don't shake it.
All right.
So that was a little silly.
A lot of fun.
I hope you guys like that.
Yeah, if you guys like that,
let us know
because we'll do a part two
or we're going to do a TV version.
Yeah.
Yeah, send in quotes you want to hear us do.
All right, guys.
And we end this with one last quote.
I'll be back.
