How to Woo a Chinese Girl (ft. OhSnapItsJuzDin)

Yo, Dan. What up, dude? You're just the guy I'm looking for. So I just saw this really cute Chinese girl and I really want to try to score a date with her. You're a really funny guy, right? I mean, you could give me some good, insightful things. You're smooth with the Chinese girls, right? Yeah! Because I'm so fly! Yeah! So, what should I do? Like, what do Chinese girls like? Okay, Chinese girls love gifts. So definitely get them a gift. But she might not take it because she's going to be polite. She's going to refuse it, actually. But that doesn't mean that they don't want the gift. So make sure you give them the gift. But when they take the gift, they're not going to show any emotions. So she's probably going to just, like, pat it, which means she likes it. Okay. So, I got you some chocolate hazelnut cookies. Um, that's really nice, but I really can't take it. Thanks for the thoughtfulness. No, I insist, really. No, I really cannot. Come on, come on. No, yes, thank you. Take it! Um... Okay, thank you. Ooh, Chinese girls love taking selfies and pictures of food. Instagram is, like, their best friend. So, like, if you could take a lot of pictures with them and the food, they'll love it. And I also got some almond scottie cookies that we could eat together. Ooh, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let's take pictures. Instagram! Here, hold one. Actually, hold on. I'm sorry, I'm actually allergic to nuts. Oh. Okay, here's the thing you really need to know. Chinese girls are looking for guys with good backgrounds because they always get pressure from their parents to marry well. So, you're either a doctor, lawyer, or engineer. And definitely be confident with what you do. Well, I'm starting to be a nurse. Just stick to pre-med. So, Justin, what are you studying? I'm in med school, law school, and engineering school. Wow, how do you handle all of that? I'm an overachiever. So, what do you want to be? Going to be all three. Not only do they like prestige, but Chinese girls really appreciate intelligence. So, if you're smart, you better show that off because they love brains, all right? Okay. So, where are you going to pre-med, law, and engineering school? Harvard University. You heard of it? Wow, that's a really good school. So, how long is it going to take? Well, med school, two years. Law school, another two years. Engineering school, another two years. So, just three years. Uh-huh. Finally, Chinese girls love a responsible man. Like, if you take charge of every situation and be reliable, they love a reliable man. But wouldn't I come off as overly controlling? Nah, man. Chicks love a decisive man. Chicks dig that. So, this date is going really well. I already thought it out. I know what we're going to do on our next date, the third date. So, second date, we're going to go on a beach. Nice long walk, suntan. Third, we could go out, New Jersey. New Jersey's kind of cool. Then after that, you know, a couple months go by, things are going to go well. I could move into your place for like one night for six weeks straight. Then I'm going to pop the question. You're going to say yes. Yeah, you'll just say yes. Things are going to go well. What do you think? Um, Justin, I don't think there's going to be a second date. What? What do you mean? Why? Hey, Justin. Hey, Carmen. So, this is the Chinese girl that you were telling me about? Yeah. Dad, what are you doing here? Nothing. Just wanted to see how my man, Justin, was doing on his date. So, this is the girl that you were asking tips for? Dad, why are you being so weird? What tips? What? Weird? I'm not being weird. Yo, Tan, chill out. This is the girl I was talking about. But I guess you guys already know each other. Carmen, I asked Dan for some tips on how to please a Chinese girl. I guess it didn't work out as I thought. You took his advice? Yeah. So, like, this is over, right? You know what, Justin? I'm going to go on a second date with you. But next time, just be yourself. Awesome. Cool. Actually, though, I don't go to Harvard or school. That's okay. I figured it out. You know what? I want to have that second date now. Do you want to go? Yeah, let's go. Hey, everyone. Thanks for watching. Special thanks to Justin. Check out his channel. We actually made another collab video on his channel. Yeah. So, if you go to YouTube.com slash Justin, you can watch a video where I teach Dan on how to pick up a Filipino girl. Yeah. Justin's actually one of YouTube's next vloggers. So, definitely check out his channel. Yeah. And guys, if you guys have ever had any dating fails, let us know in the comments below. Be sure to subscribe, like us, share us. Follow us, you know, Twitter, Google+. All the links will be down below. Yes. Thanks for watching. Bye, guys.