THINGS YOU KEEP IN YOUR HEAD | JENNIFER VEAL

Hi! I'm coming! Oh my god! I'm so cute today! So here I am guys! Me and Audrey have had a fallout and that's why she's cropped out of the shot. And I'm here in my pink palace. So today's video is all about what goes on up here. That's right. We all say things up here, but don't say them from here. Well, sometimes I accidentally say them from here. Let's start with an easy one. Constructive criticism. It can be difficult. You know, your friend's like, Oh my god, do you love my shoes? And up here I'm like, Kind of cut your leg off, make you look really short, and no, no, don't like them. But from here I say, Oh my god, I mean like, maybe try that pair. That always works. Second thing I always think about is, what would it be like to have a penis? I wonder what it's like down there. I wonder if boys think I wonder what it's like to have a vagina. Talking of vaginas, a common issue that us women have, is periods. And the thought I had this week was, I'm leaking. Oh my god. But am I leaking? Maybe I'm not. I put a tampon in, maybe I put two in now. That was so graphic. But it's a thing. It's a real thing. The other thing is when your friend's like, Does this fit me? That's too small. That's what happens in here. A huge issue that I have is about my iPhone charger. Someone says to me, Hey Jen, can I borrow your iPhone charger? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. And up here I'm like, she's gonna steal it. Never gonna get that back. In her bag it goes. Not happy about it. Couple of others that I often think. I wonder what it's like to kiss Ryan Gosling. Should I attempt to draw my lips on like Kylie Jenner? Should I start crying in the car, do a snapchat, and pretend that I'm crying over Zayn Malik leaving One Direction. Sometimes I get pretty angry in my head, and I'm like, don't eat my food! You said you didn't want carbs today, so stop eating my french fries. Yeah, of course you can have a fry. Grow a pair, Jenny. Just say no. Say you can't, don't want you to have my fries. Don't want you to eat them. Because I'm a little piglet and I want to eat every single one of them. So get off my fries. I always get crazy up in here when it gets a little embarrassing. Somebody cracks a joke and I'm all like, And in my head I'm thinking, please don't ask me what that joke meant. Because I have absolutely no f***ing idea. I'm such a pleasant human. I was out the other night, I see this girl, she's dropping it low, and I'm all like, she must do squats, drink four times a week, to drop that low, stay there, and not spill any of that vodka. Sometimes what I say in my head really scars me. I want to punch you in the face! I don't do it. I just think it. Silly. Anyway guys, I'm getting really sweaty. Sorry that there was no video on Tuesday. I had a massive audition. And you can keep up to date with what I'm doing on my Twitter. That's it, go follow. And go subscribe, because I love you all very, very much. Think happy thoughts. Bye! Ah! Oh my god! It's so hot!