Aruba Atlantis Submarines Expedition, transporting & boarding the submarine

If you all speak Spanish, I would have tried. Good morning. How are you? Good, good, good. These people are multilingual. And someone said Americans only speak one language. You all are anylingual. Welcome. I'm crazy after lunch, but today I had an early start. I have some serious issues. You'll see on the way. Normally, I'm crazy after lunch, but today I had an early start. I had an early start. Folks, remember one thing. Having fun is a choice. You have to choose to have a good time. And I choose to always have a good time. When it sucks, I enjoy sucking. Are we good? Okay, on the way to the submarine, I have to warn you. The wind is high. The wind is strong. There are some rules to follow when the wind is high. First thing. Your hat. Your cap. Your wigs. You see this here? I had a pair of sunglasses. My girlfriend bought them for me. And they went overboard. I didn't tell her as yet. Because she's going to tell me. Pa, you did not appreciate it. I'm not ready to hear you appreciate it. Because in the course of that, I lost my thousand dollar watch. So the problem is boiling up for me. I'm hoping I find it before she finds out that I didn't have it. Because then I'm really in something. Do you know what you call that thing? So. Also, very important of late. Eyelash. Hold on to your eyelash. Are you okay? Okay. Because I see some eyelash nowadays. They're getting really porous. You know? Yes. Also, very important. Ventures. Now, I see some people laughing. But my mother is 83. And she lives alone. So now, among her children, we don't allow her to sleep by herself. So I go and I get in her bed like when I was one year old. And I sleep beside her. One morning, she's going to say, Dawn, did you see my teeth? Her dentures jumped out. I tried to bite her in the ribs. Now, that is not so bad. But if your dentures go overboard. And a shark hits them. You have a shark with a double set of teeth. That is not a good thing. Okay? So hold on to them. Last, but certainly not least. Hold on to your husband. Aha. Yes. Now, that is very serious. I say it humoristically to get your attention. Because this is a true story. Once upon a time. It's a long time now. A mermaid came out of the ocean. And took somebody's husband. That is a true story from Disney. Anyone heard about that story? Yes. It's a true story from Disney. When I told you about that. The Disneylandia. Aha. Now, in Spanish they say. Now, it took me six years. To find a rhyming translation. For the English saying. It says. If you got a score. Keep it. Or sell it. You know what a storekeeper does? He is a storekeeper. So either you keep the score. Or you sell it. Now, I need you to give me your undivided attention. For a few questions. I have to instruct you on the safety. In a sense. In a sense hotel. Come to beach. Summer time. Domingos. Water sports. The bathing suits look like this. Look. That's all the bathing suits. Tie around the ladies. That's a true story. And that's the beach.