EP 12 | Foresighted Liu Bo Wen | 神机妙算刘伯温 | Ancient Legendary Drama

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Episode 4 The Fake Immortal and The Missing Seal
Be quiet!
He starts to use his magical power.
It's empty. It's empty.
The bottle is empty.
It's empty.
Do it. Do it.
It's empty. It's empty.
He seems to have magical power.
Pay attention.
Where are the people?
My lord. My lord.
There's a competitor outside.
He attracts all the people there.
Go. Let's take a look.
Come on!
Wine! Wine!
Our immortal conjured up the wine!
Our immortal conjured up the real wine!
For the wine our immortal has conjured up,
you can drink it for free.
This time, our immortal has come to the secular world
in order to help and pray for the ordinary people.
We won't charge you for it.
After drinking this, the old men will become ten years younger,
and the old ladies
will become young girls.
Drink it.
Become a young man.
Drink the immortal's wine.
Become a young girl.
Give birth to twins.
If you want fraternal twins, it's okay.
After drinking the wine, give birth to fraternal twins.
My God. So much money.
Go.
Bastard!
How dare he challenges me outside my house!
I'll teach him a lesson.
Go out and destroy his stall.
Wait.
You're a respectable man.
If you ask them to destroy his stall in public,
you'll degrade yourself.
And people may think you're narrow-minded and scared of him.
That's right.
He clearly wants to challenge me.
I'm not scared of him.
Right. You're very powerful.
He can't compare with you.
By then,
you'll kick
this fraud's ass,
and he'll leave here frustratedly.
Set up the stage now.
Okay. I'll get it ready.
Be quick.
I'm going to give the performance myself.
Hurry up.
Ask more people to help.
Follow me to move the things.
Be quick.
Be quick. Be quick.
Come on. This way. This way.
Come on. Be quick. Be quick.
Follow up. Follow up.
Immortal Wang's coming on the stage himself.
Immortal Wang is going on the stage.
The real immortal will do this himself.
He's coming.
He takes up the challenge.
The immortal will do this himself.
There'll be a good show.
Right. Right.
After we see this, let's see the show over there.
It's a competition between them.
I think Immortal Wang is more brilliant.
Right. Immortal Wang's amazing.
Let's see how they compete with each other.
Watch Immortal Wang conjure up a snake.
Amitabha. I've just arrived here.
It's my honor to meet you.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Come on. Come on.
Watch the show given by the real immortal.
Come on. Over here.
Come on. Watch the show given by the real immortal.
Come on. Over here. Over here.
Our immortal will conjure up wine in an empty bottle.
Let's take a look over there,
and be back later.
So many people there.
He's amazing.
What will Immortal Wang conjure up today?
It's also empty.
It's empty. You see that?
It's empty.
Look. Look.
Go.
The wine.
Ladies and gentlemen.
The wine
is not conjured up by
some fake immortal.
It's the vintage wine collected from the Queen Mother's mountains,
that is, the Kunlun Mountains.
It's provided for the immortals exclusively.
It can help to promote longevity. It's free,
as long as you remember
Immortal Wang's merits and virtues.
Come on. Drink it.
It's free. It's free.
-Come on. -It tastes good.
It's free.
Taste it.
Vintage wine from the immortal's mountain?
It tastes like horse piss.
What are you talking about?
It tastes bad.
Dump it. Dump it.
Conjure up copper coins in an empty basin.
Our immortal starts to conjure up money.
Let's take a look.
Take a look over there.
Come on. Over here.
Take a look over there.
Conjure up the money.
Come on. Come on.
Take a look here.
Pay attention.
He starts to use his magical power.
An empty basin.
Right. It's empty. It's empty.
He twirls it again. He twirls it again.
What's he going to conjure up?
He has to twirls it before conjuring up something.
It's empty.
No hurry. It needs time.
Why does he keep waving it?
Conjure up the wine?
Just wait. It seems he's driving the flies away.
So many copper coins! Copper coins!
You see that? Real money.
Guys, take them.
Come on. Come on.
This is real money.
Real copper coins.
Don't grab. Don't grab.
Don't crowd. There's plenty for everyone.
Thanks, immortal. Nice money.
Beat the gong.
Guys, it's not a big deal to conjure up copper coins.
Immortal Wang will conjure up silver for everyone.
Come on. Over here. Over here.
Come on. Over here.
Come on. Come on.
Come on.
We get copper coins here, and silver there.
How lucky we are!
Immortal Wang is amazing!
Right. Right.
The jade basin is empty.
His basin is also empty.
Come on!
Nothing there. Where's the silver?
Guys, calm down.
What's going on?
Our immortal is going to
conjure up silver, not copper coins.
It's not easy to conjure up silver.
Please wait. Calm down.
Go ahead. Do it again.
Let's believe him one more time.
Listen to my command!
Come on!
It's still empty.
What's going on?
Guys.
I don't think he can conjure it up.
It's a lie.
Well…
It's a lie. It's a lie.
Guys.
Our master is out of form today.
Let him take a rest. He'll do it again later.
Let him take a rest.
Come on.
Come on!
Eh? What are they?
Take the horse dung as silver? Liar!
What are these things? Liar!
You liar!
Get down. Get down.
Liar. Get down. Liar.
You liar. Get down. Liar!
While Immortal Wang
was watching the horse dung,
he almost passed out.
Who came up with the idea of the horse dung?
He.
It's a good idea.
Xiaowu, take the money.
Use the money to cure your brother-in-law's disease.
I can't take it.
He got the money from the ordinary people.
I'm just returning the money to its original owner.
You can use the money. Take it.
Just take it.
If you don't take it, I'll go buy some wine with the money.
If you take the money, I'll turn you into horse dung.
This is just the beginning.
This immortal only gave out some money.
That's not the end.
Isn't he an immortal?
We need to make him turn himself in
and build a tomb and an ancestral hall for your father-in-law.
Thanks, sir.
My lord, your porridge is ready.
My lord.
Come on.
My lord.
I won't eat it. Take it away.
Get out.
Get out.
Go.
Go.
Wait. You stay.
Send someone to chase and investigate him at once.
I want to know who he is.
Kill him as soon as you catch him.
Yes.
But my lord,
this man seems to be a Kungfu practitioner.
It's not easy to fight with him.
Kungfu?
Not Kungfu. Deceitful tricks.
No matter how skilled he is in these tricks, he can't compete with me.
He can't compare with you.
Your deceitful tricks are the most excellent in the world.
This man must have set up a trap for me,
or he must have bribed my assistant.
Has that guy confessed it?
We have flogged him for thirty times.
If it goes on, he'll die.
Let's stop it.
He deserves it.
It's not a pity
even if ten more useless men like him should die.
My lord, that old Taoist priest is here.
What?
He comes here before I look for him.
My lord, I saw him.
Are you sure he's alone?
No ambush?
I took a look. He seems alone.
How bold he is.
I'll kill him.
Ask the executioners to get ready.
My lord, this man has got great magical power.
Since he dares to visit us alone,
he must have prepared for it.
We might not win if we do this in a big way.
if we make a big fuss.
once we fail, it's bad.
Have you forgot what happened in daytime?
How about
luring him to our trap step by step first?
I think he's unable to escape easily.
Since he plotted against us,
why don't we set up a trap for him?
Okay.
He comes here alive, but will be dead when he leaves.
Sir, our master asks you to come in and take a seat.
Lead the way.
Please.
Oh!
What's wrong, sir? Why don't you come in?
An aura of killing.
Oh.
Please.
Please.
This way, please.
Hello, sir.
Why do you come here?
Well,
I've come to apologize to you.
I feel sorry about what happened today.
Master, I feel guilty about
bothering you today.
It's necessary for me to apologize.
I was out of form at that time.
In terms of my power and skills,
it's impossible for you to defeat me.
You should apologize.
Saying sorry is not enough.
According to the normal rules,
it's a big crime,
to destroy others' career.
It's not too much even to kill you.
Yes.
Master, I bothered you with my small tricks.
I'm at your disposal.
What's more, my death is not to be regretted.
Only that
I want to compensate you,
but I'm afraid I won't have the chance.
Compensate me?
You? How do you compensate me?
What compensation can you give me?
Are you a millionaire?
You must be kidding.
I'm dedicated to practice of Taoism deep in the mountain.
I don't have any money.
The thing I'm going to give you
cannot be bought with money.
I'm afraid it's more valuable than money.
Oh?
It cannot be bought with money?
What's more valuable than money?
Your life.
My life?
Master, to tell you the truth,
I've come to you this time, because
firstly, I want to apologize to you,
and secondly, I want to make a modest contribution
so as to save you from bloodshed.
Oh, I should thank you.
I think you not only
know how to play tricks,
but also know how to scare others.
I have
got food and so much money.
It's impossible I'd suffer from the bloodshed.
No.
Master, the other day I observed your face.
There's a black aura hidden in your nasion.
The aura of death can be seen over your ophryon.
You should know that
If the nasion looks black, it's the sign of blood.
If the aura of death is seen over the ophryon, be wary of killing.
Besides, when I went into the yard just now,
an aura of killing was moving from the southeast imperceptibly.
It's quite close to here.
Master, I'm afraid you'll die soon.
I can communicate with the gods,
and foresee the disasters.
Don't talk nonsense here.
Come quickly. Tie him up.
Amitabha.
Master, if you insist on refusing
my help,
that's your fate.
Only that I earnestly suggest moving that box out of here.
As far as I'm concerned,
master, the box is in east wing now.
There's blood on it.
You must move it out of here.
Otherwise, not only you
but also the whole house will be covered with blood.
What?
A box with blood?
It's
seven feet in length, made from poplar.
It contains something dirty. It's not suitable to keep it at home.
Particularly, there's blood on it. That's inauspicious.
I wonder
whether it was brought here by an important guest
from afar?
You remain silent. Let me take a look.
He's a high-ranking man.
He seems to come from the capital.
There're two men.
One's tall, and the other is short. One's fat, and the other is thing.
One is old, and the other is young.
Master,
am I right?
You're silent. Let me take a look again.
There was something inside the box.
Luckily, it's dead.
What? It's alive.
Amitabha.
You make good connections widely
and have some friends.
How can you bear to suffer from the bloodshed here?
Amitabha.
Life and death are decreed by fate. Wealth and rank are matters of destiny.
Though I want to help you,
I'm incapable of doing so.
I give up. I give up.
Amitabha. Come on. Take me away.
Wait.
A box with blood?
Important guest? High-ranking man?
Dead and alive?
How come I don't understand it at all?
What did you see?
I saw many high-ranking officials,
distinguished guests, and precious carriages
gathering in front of your house.
Corpse. Prison.
You're very close to
corpse and prison.
Did you see
whether the man inside the box
was dead or alive?
There was blood on it. I thought he was dead.
And then?
Alive.
I also saw in the faint light at night,
someone coming, and the other climbing out of the box.
Two men!
Two men!
Did you see what those two men looked like?
Let me take a look.
One was about fifty years old.
There was a scar on his left eyebrow.
As tall as him.
It was a man.
The other one
was also a man.
Tell me
what the other man looked like?
How come this man
looked like the same as that man?
Oh, that's his shadow.
Master, I'm old.
I can't distinguish between a real man and his shadow.
Master, the bloodshed
is related to officials.
You mean
some officials want to betray me?
I know little about the secular affairs.
What I mean is that you're framed.
I'm afraid you'll die soon.
Give me your hand.
Three days maximum. One day minimum.
Perhaps just a few hours.
I'm incapable of seeing it clearly.
Blood.
There'll be so much blood in your house.
Amitabha.
Humph!
You're good at faking it.
You old man.
Tell me where you've learned
these tricks to scare people.
You eavesdropped something, and try to scare me with me.
You want to blackmail me?
Amitabha.
I think you're the man
who has been bribed by someone else
and tries to frame me.
Come quickly. Tie him up.
Amitabha.
Oh!
Master, I can also
look into the east of your house.
My lord!
There's blood all over the walls and door
of the backyard.
What?
During my night patrol just now,
I heard someone crying.
I went to the door to take a look,
and saw there was blood everywhere.
Where is it?
My lord!
Look. There's blood everywhere.
My lord, I also heard
someone crying.
Have those ghosts who were persecuted to death
come to take away our lives?
Don't talk nonsense.
I'll cut your tongue if you go on with it.
Give my life back to me.
Be quick.
Clean up this place.
Wash the blood away.
Be quick.
Master, since you've seen it,
what solution do you have?
There's a solution,
but your master doesn't believe it.
It's useless for me to say it.
No.
We trust you. We trust you.
Master, please take a seat.
Sit down, please.
Sir,
immortal,
sorry for my offense.
I apologize to you.
Master, you know what?
I'm neither an immortal nor a holy man.
I've been cultivating myself deep in the mountain for years.
I passed by your house today.
I just want to save you from the disaster.
Yes. please help me.
Help you?
You know what?
It's related to the secret of heaven.
I have to ask many deities for their blessing.
In terms of my power and skills,
there's only a seventy percent chance.
It's necessary for all the people of your house to unity together.
Do you have sincerity like that?
Yes, we do.
Yes. Yes.
Ask them all to come here.
Go now.
Ask all the people to come.
Be quick. Be quick.
Come in. Come in.
Come on. Kneel down.
Hurry up! Kneel down.
Come on.
Listen up. To avoid the disaster,
you must be sincere, go on a fast, perform your ablutions,
pray and burn incense. You must do all of them.
Yes.
Fetch the water and musk.
Go. Go.
Okay.
Coming.
Water and musk
will wash away
your dirty
eyes, noses, and mouths.
Oh!
Why can't I see?
I can't see. I can't see.
I can see nothing.
In the secular world,
to make your six sense organs pure and clean, you must see nothing.
Now, come with me.
Read the incantation after me.
You must read it together
for forty-nine times.
Then you can avoid the disaster. Remember it?
Yes.
Na…
Stop.
No.
though the incantation is powerful,
some men
are not allowed to say it.
Otherwise,
even if I try all my best,
I can't help you
and you'll be in danger instead.
What kind of man isn't allowed to say it?
First,
those who kill others
Don't worry. It's extremely cruel to kill others.
No one would do it.
Our master is the kindest man.
Yes.
Second,
those who collude with the officials in forcibly occupying
people's land and property.
Well…Well…
Our Master has never done something like that, either.
Right.
Okay. Third,
those who obtain money
under false pretences and with fake medical skills.
Our master
has never done a malicious thing like that.
If he should do it, he would be struck by lightning.
Yes.
Oh.
You've done none of these things?
Okay.
Read the incantation after me.
It can protect you.
My gold.
My lord, hush!
It's that old man's fault.
I must take revenge.
My lord, don't say that.
Don't say that. He foretells things accurately.
The blood is real.
Have your forgot it? Is he
really a man sent by gods?
I don't care even if he's a god.
The gold is gone.
It's meaningless even if I could be a god.
Calm down, my lord.
It's not a big deal to lose a little gold.
Don't you have other gold
and many house properties?
You can avoid disasters by losing the gold.
Think this way.
Avoid disasters by losing the gold?
The most serious disaster is losing the money.
I'd rather go to hell with the money.
My lord, aren't you afraid that you would be put into the frying-pan?
The frying-pan? As long as I give the money,
I think those little ghosts would show mercy.
By then, the frying-pan would be cool.
It's that old man's fault.
As soon as he showed up, I started to get the bad luck.
No. I must take revenge.
My lord, calm down.
Even if that old man should be playing tricks,
he's not an ordinary man.
My lord, I mean
we can't act rashly.
Right, I can't act rashly.
Didn't you say
we should set up a trap for him?
Good.
Let's set up a trap for him.
Go fetch the peacock's gallbladder.
My lord, do you really want to do this?
Aren't you afraid you'd be punished for it?
No, I'm not.
If I have money, I'm afraid of nothing.
Go fetch it now.
No. I won't fetch it. I'm afraid of punishments.
You won't? Alright.
I'll do it.
I don't think
I can't fix him.
My lord!
Go away. Shut up.
Think it twice.
Master, thanks for your hard work.
Have some tea, please.
I'm uttering the incantation.
What are you doing here?
Are you afraid you'd offend the gods?
Please forgive me,
but I'm sincere to do this.
God is lenient.
This is famous tea.
I've got it from Wuling Mountain.
Come on. Taste it.
I see.
This one. This one.
Okay.
I think I should drink it after I finish this part.
Master, I'm very sincere.
You work so hard.
Have some tea first and then go on with it.
But no gains without pains.
I haven't finished the task you gave to me.
Don't say that.
You've been working for us for a night.
I feel sorry for it.
Thanks for your kindness, then.
Must I drink it?
Yes.
What's the reason?
It helps to soothe your sore throat.
Then you can go on with the incantation.
Really?
Sure.
Do you know if you lie to the gods,
you'll be punished. Your organs will feel like catching fire.
Blood will ooze from your eyes, nose and mouth. You know that?
Yes, I do.
My lord.
Master, please.
I think I can't go against the will of the gods.
Master, please.
Okay.
Please.
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