A FUNNY Hiking Story! 🤣😱💩 His MOST INFAMOUS!

So we're almost to Tri Peaks. Ted said that he has an infamous hiking story that he wants to share with us to motivate us to get us up the mountain at Tri Peaks. Ted share us your infamous hiking story. Sure yeah so one time I was 12 years old and I was hiking with my mom and stepdad and it was this uh campground where basically they set it up so you kind of had like a I think it's a triathlon type of thing where part of it was a hike part of it was a canoe ride and then part of it was like a mud run type thing we didn't do the mud run part we only did the hike going to the canoes and I could feel it was like a whole three mile hike and then a three or four mile canoe ride and I could feel halfway through the hike part that I really really needed to go to the bathroom I didn't want to stop because it was number two there was woods everywhere and by the time we got to the canoe part it was so bad I told my parents just that I was like oh well it's coming out I can't do anything about it it's coming out so they left me on the side of the uh of the lake in someone's backyard I didn't know it was someone's backyard till after they already left so I was on the beach in someone's backyard and all of a sudden the poo just flew and uh I had to use my boxer shorts to wipe and I thought I threw them in the woods but they had like long uh long like uh I think they're called lion tails or something like that that's what we call them that were just like but by the beach just blowing there and it landed on one of those it essentially made a poo flag and I was just sitting there you know still having to go to the bathroom still like like literally leaving dirt piles in the dirt of just like fecal matter on these people's beach and someone came outside I think to have their morning coffee because it was really really early but I heard a sliding glass door open and I'm literally just hiding there on the beach stomach gurgling like really like dying and I had to stay there for an hour with my poo flag just like in the wind and my parents came back they didn't care that I had to go or they didn't know how bad it was but uh worst hiking story or best hiking story ever how old were you when this happened I was like 12 okay a poo flag a poo flag is when uh you poo in something it could be an actual flag uh metaphorically or you know literally or you could have boxer shorts or whitey tighties I think I wore boxer shorts at the time uh it's when you fully coat them and in the layer of either brown or greenish brown and they are then put on something to look like a flag whether that be a plant or a pole or accidentally placed on something or intentionally I mean you could do it intentionally you could also do it accidentally mine was accidental I tried to get rid of the evidence and it literally just stuck there and was blowing in the wind and I was downwind of it as well so the whole time I was hiding from these people I'm just smelling my own ---- just laying there I felt like a prisoner of war or something like that how close are we to uh to you leaving a poo flag today I'm good with the poo flags I might have to I mean if it gets really bad all these beautiful plants here might get fertilized right with uh with some grand barbecue you're gonna dig a hole though right I'm not gonna dig a hole no you have to dig a hole why would I dig a hole that's ruining nature why would you dig a hole because you dig a six to eight inch hole in the ground so you leave no trace ted you cover it up yeah but if I'm pooping I'm probably gonna be in really bad shape and then I want something to have the rescue people follow like like the Hansel and Gretel bread crumbs except mine will be ---- crumbs across the trail he's gonna dig a hole guys um what's your most infamous hiking story leave me a comment down below you see all this nature and it looks awesome and then you see a freaking drain pipe and it just ruins everything is your day ruined now day's ruined might as well just turn around and go home they could at least cut it make it look like a cave a fox cave or something like that but it's a gross ass pipe it's kind of like the mountain's wang though don't you think I guess it's a very small proportionate it's a small oh of course willie is down there what is he doing it's his wing oh he's gonna go in it that does not oh no dude that thing looks like it's gonna snap off yeah are you okay I know that secretly secretly I know they're your friends and everything but now that secretly for your show you really want someone to fall and wipe out or no I'm usually the one who falls but you're Ted have you not watched any of my videos I'm the one who falls and wipes out but you're the one also filming so you usually can't see it it might be nice to be yeah you know behind the camera and see someone wipe out I might wipe out today I don't know what to expect I'm not turning the camera off because today Ted is going to be the one getting bloody and infamous probably we know that falling and busting your ass not a big deal right because why is that do you know why that's not a big deal Ted because you get up and you try again because skin you know it grows back infamous