The UKs DEADLIEST Skatepark - Dan Webz

Boys, I think we found it. We found it. My whole life has led up to this moment. We're here. This is possibly the worst skate park I've ever seen. And I'm going to break it down for you in just a moment. This is one of them ones where we're going to give you a little tour of the park and then afterwards we're going to see if we can do a trip on everything. We're at Keister on Sea in Norfolk. What more do I need to say? Let's go. But before we fully get into the video, you know you can win skateboards and stuff on this channel every single week. All you need to do is like the video, drop a comment on the worst skate park you've ever been to and subscribe to the channel notifications on. Now you're entered to the giveaway. Let's get to the ramps. So right here we have a quarter pipe that looks like you're running the middle average thing but I feel like this thing is actually dodgier than that guy selling DVDs at the back of your mum's shed. This thing is wooden. It's also on a bit of a weird slant. So I feel like the ramp obviously should be straight at the top, right? Coping to coping should be a nice spirit level line. I don't know if it's just me tripping out but I swear to god it goes all the time. I swear to god it goes up at a slight angle. I'm gonna have a little session on that. This is probably the highlight of the skate park and if that's the highlight... So right here in the middle of the skate park, we have the piece de la resistance. It's almost as bad as my pronunciation of that phrase. This thing has more holes than your dad's lucky pair of underpants and I've seen them in person. This thing literally is the most disproportionate weirdly shaped ramp I've ever seen. We've got these like metal braces holding it all together. It literally looks like this thing was built in 1942. Over here we have the same exact thing except guess what? We've got gaps bigger than the London look girl's teeth right here. Get that London look. These aren't even like one piece of wood. You can see we've got a random triangle here. We've got this shape, another little bit down there. Like this thing is literally the most bodge job ramp I've ever seen. I could build something better out of Lego. Oh, if you want to see us try to build a skate park out of Lego, subscribe to the Patreon. Then maybe we can fund it that way. So on the middle and by the way, this thing is actually massive. I don't know if you can see it in person but this thing is probably like from one side to the other about 15 feet. Right here we have a double barrel rail that's russier than a hobo's ring piece. Yes, I've used that joke before. Go over it. Right here we have another one that's actually a bit better off although it's double bar, one of the bars is higher than the other by like literally about half an inch. And then here we have this, I don't know, kind of a quarter pipe, kind of a flat bank there but even where it's got a little ledge. Why? Why have we got this ledge here? I don't know. Right here we have a nice pile of bird ----. That's probably the most skateable part of the park. And then the best bit of it all, the bit that I've been waiting to show you. Bear in mind we've got a rail right here and then we've got the stair set right here. Get my board and then go down the stair set like that one. We're going to run down it and then jump and tippy jump the rail. By the way there's a rail over here. Now this park must have been built by a bit of a dirty geezer because it has more poles than your granddad's favorite strip club. Let me get my board, let me change out my sliders, let's have a little skate. Now I'm going to give you a first person view of the entire park. This should take about eight seconds. And that's the end of it. One thing that I haven't mentioned yet is this ground. My god. One step on this and it's game over compared to that. Please don't fall over today, I can't cope with that. After the last video. Yeah. Oh my days man. Did you just say passion? Because I've got passion for fashion. So the goal right here is to see how far we can get across this small stretch of concrete just by dropping in because trust me this ground, it will kill your speed faster than running over the group of elderlies outside the retirement home. I'm shocked. That's shocking. I'm shocked we made it to the end. Wow. The skate park is honestly a complete fail whale. These are so steep, you can't even see how steep they are on the camera. I'm hip there, it's like over 45 degrees. It's impossible to like set up for a trick because when you're running across the ground you're literally like... It's horrible. Disgusting even. So I guess we're going to try a little session on these flat banks. There's nothing that feels safe to do on this park. Even like a kickflip. It just feels horrible. There's more lumps in this ground than there was sweet corn in my poo. Oh enough with the poo humor. The puma. No. Normally the board would roll but because there's so many stones you literally just stop on the next stone. You might as well be skating on gravel. Okay so as you can tell I'm not going to skate this park really. It's kind of trash and I'm not willing to whisk breaking myself. Not willing to whisk? I'm not willing to whisk hurting myself anymore because I'm already a bit injured and we're trying to recover that quick. Quarter pipe, 1.5 out of 5 tonys. Hips, honestly worse than your nan's. 0.5 out of 5 tonys. Double barrel shotgun rails. A bit violent. 1 out of 5 tonys. The quarter pipe flat bank combination. Shotgun rail on each side. 1 out of 5 tonys. And finally the free block that looked like it would be better suited off in a jackass movie. 0 out of 5 tonys. This park sucks. And the ground itself, honestly the worst ground I've ever skated. Guys if you've got a skate park that's worse than this or equally as bad please drop it in the comments so I can go there next. What's the overall score babes? Overall score for this park to put it right at the bottom of the list is 0.5 out of 5 tonys overall. Thanks for watching guys. I'll see you in the next one. Grinding it man.