Oct 9, 2023
I haven't played survival in a while.
Record this.
Is it taking a while?
Should I do my intro?
Oh, peep!
No, I did not like that whatsoever.
Hello, peepsicles, and welcome back.
I am back.
I promise I'm not dead.
Hi.
Um.
So, yeah, it's been a while since I...
When was the last time I posted?
Give me one second.
My channel.
Okay, it's only been a month.
It's not been that bad.
Okay.
Hello.
I'm back.
Technically, I was never gone.
I just...
No, I guess I was gone.
I was gone.
I'm sorry.
I thought that it would be fun to just do some survival
because I haven't done that in a while.
The last time I was on the Steak and Potatoes server
was a couple of weeks ago.
I'm sorry that I haven't been recording on the Steak and Potatoes server.
I just...
Life has been getting in the way of me being able to enjoy myself,
so I really haven't been recording on the Steak and Potatoes server.
I have been building.
I need to get, like, a Zoom mod or something.
I have all these other mods that I just didn't download a Zoom mod.
Okay.
I'm not going to pause just to download a Zoom mod.
Okay, if it gets too bad that I have to get a Zoom mod,
then I'll do that, but right now I don't need to do that.
So, yeah.
Hi.
Sorry, I haven't been posting.
Life has been getting in the way of me being able to enjoy myself,
so I decided that in my spare time,
I'm going to try to do some survival series.
So, yeah.
I actually haven't played survival in a while,
and by that I mean the last time I played survival
was a couple of days ago on my Switch,
so I haven't played Java survival in a while.
I don't know.
What the heck did I just try to make?
What?
What the heck is this thing?
I must be tired or something.
It is, you know, 11 o'clock in the morning.
I don't know why I would be tired.
Okay, pickaxe.
Anything else that I need?
Not really.
Honestly, I don't know what I would need anything else for,
so I guess I don't want to really dig down to get stone.
So, let's go over to the—
That was weird.
You're not really—
I have never one-shot a cow with a wooden axe before.
In fact, I don't feel like that would really be possible.
I've done it with a stone axe, not a wooden axe.
Oh yeah, I should get some sheep for bed.
There's one.
There's another one over here.
I can hear it.
Oh, there's two. Perfect.
Three wool.
Okay, there.
I don't have a bed.
I don't have to worry about nighttime, because nighttime sucks.
And it's not because of phantoms.
It's because zombies.
Zombies are toxic.
Zombies are extremely toxic.
Okay, I have a bed.
I should get some pig, too, so I have something to eat.
Okay.
Yeah, oh, lava pit.
Wow, okay.
That might come in handy later.
But for now, I'm just going to scoot around here.
Please don't burn the forest down.
Yeah, I don't remember if I actually said it,
but I'm going to go up to the mountain to get the stone, because I don't want to dig down.
Oh, another lava pit right here.
My goodness.
Let's just go up here to the stone.
Ooh, the coal's going to come in handy, definitely.
Okay, is there anything else in here of worth?
Not really.
Ooh, there's iron up there, though.
I will take that.
I didn't see that.
You know, I'm glad blast furnaces are a thing.
But this isn't a blast furnace.
Ooh, there's emerald.
And use the iron pick to grab that emerald, because I want it.
If I were taller, I could get it, but I'm not taller.
I'm a measly, you know, six feet tall in this game.
If I had only been 12 feet tall, I could get it.
But no, I'm stuck at two blocks.
Ooh, a cave.
I don't need the copper.
Any more iron on the ground?
Because I'm not pilling up to get to the ceiling for iron.
I don't want ceiling iron.
I have standards, you know.
Ooh, sheep.
Ow.
Ooh, a village.
All right, let's raid this village.
Nothing.
Ooh, yes.
Yes.
Okay, that's good.
That's good.
Is there a way up?
Might be this way.
Yep, okay.
Nope, that doesn't go up.
Copper armor, I'll take that.
Don't need the saddle.
Hi, villagers.
Oh, there's a blacksmith down there.
I thought this village was a bust.
What's in here?
Okay, two iron swords, an apple, a compass.
Why is there a lodestone compass in here?
That's weird.
That's not supposed to be in here.
No, no, there's stuff in there.
Um, um.
That way.
What?
Uh, I don't think that's supposed to be there.
Huh.
Oh, it's almost nighttime, too.
We'll sleep on this, and then when we wake up, we'll do something about it.
Okay, um.
This is actually filling me with a weird sense of, this isn't right.
This should not be here.
Why is this like that?
I should not have a lodestone compass.
Let me check the wiki.
Nope.
It's only telling me how to get lodestones and lodestone compasses in survival.
It doesn't say anything about, yeah, I don't know.
Let's leave.
Okay.
I don't know.
Um.
I am very weirded out by that, but every fiber of my being is telling me to follow it.
I, okay.
Okay, we're going.
We're going, we're going.
Probably should have, well, how much iron do I have?
I have seven iron.
That's enough for pants.
I'll put, I'll get some pants before I go.
Now at least I have some protection.
I don't know from what.
I don't know if this is leading me to like a, I don't know what this is leading me to.
I physically cannot comprehend what this could be leading me to.
There are a lot of animals over here.
What the heck?
So many cows, sheep, cows, sheep, pig.
You know, there was a saddle back in the workers' house.
I might need a saddle.
I might just want to get myself a horse.
Just because I don't want to walk thousands of blocks if this is taking me thousands of blocks.
If it's a short distance and I get a horse, then that's just, that's a, I don't know, I guess a waste of time to get the horse.
But I don't know if it's going to leave me a thousand blocks or if it's going to leave me a hundred blocks.
A hundred blocks, yeah, I'm fine walking that.
I probably just walked a hundred blocks from the horses over here.
I don't like climbing.
Just jumping around, hoping you don't fall.
Really, it's nerve-wracking if you miss and you fall and you die.
Or you get damaged like that.
Ooh, you're a fast boy.
You're a very fast boy.
There we go.
There.
Oh, you're a very fast boy.
It's saying go through the mountain.
I'm not going through the mountain.
Ooh, cherry blossoms.
Is it leading me to the cherry blossoms?
It's leading me off a cliff.
Okay, I gotta go around.
It's not leading me towards the cherry blossoms.
Oh, okay, another village.
Okay, we're at the village.
It's this way, okay.
Is it the well?
It's the well, okay.
Okay, what's in the well?
Um, I don't think that's normal either.
What?
Okay, I'm getting more and more muted out every single button I press.
I should stop pressing buttons.
Echoes Among Petals by Lysandre Shadowsong.
Tattered?
Hang on, I gotta check.
It's tattered?
Apparently, it's just, you know, you have original, then you have copy, then you have copy of a copy,
and then it doesn't let you copy the book anymore, and it just becomes tattered.
That's what it is for the game mechanics anyway, but I don't know why this is tattered.
Echoes Among Petals.
And it's in Shakespearean English.
Okay.
Should I do this with an accent?
I'm just gonna roll with it.
Just whatever happens with my mouth.
Okay, I slipped out of the accent.
What?
I'm sorry, I found a book in a vanilla world.
Okay, I have some mods installed, but none of them are world-breaking mods that add things.
They're all just aesthetic mods, like Falling Leaves, or Wakes, or Fresh Animations.
I didn't install a single- I will show you my mods list.
And I'm just gonna leave that there.
Okay.
What did it say?
Solitary Cherry on Mountain's Distant Crest.
Is that meaning these cherries, or do I have to find a different cherry biome?
Well, okay, there's this cherry tree up here, which is by itself, but...
Hopefully it's not a weird button.
If it's a button, I'm gonna be mad, because I'm terrible at finding button maps.
I think.
I have never done one before, but my spatial awareness in Minecraft is awful, but amazing.
Where did my horse go?
There's more cherries here.
Hi, farmer.
Maybe there's another solitary cherry somewhere up here.
Somewhere up here?
Dang it, there's a lava pool there, though.
Okay.
There's bees.
It's getting dark.
I should sleep.
There we go.
And now I have a horse standing on my bed.
Is it gonna put me back on my horse?
No, it doesn't.
That- okay, I thought it would.
Come back here.
Ow.
Okay.
I think you found the solitary cherry.
There's a chest by it.
Okay.
Oh, I could have just followed the path.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
I am-
Oh.
I-
I am trying so hard to prep my- to-
I-
What is the word I'm looking for?
Psych myself up.
No, that's not the word either.
I'm trying to hype myself up without psyching myself out.
Oh.
I got this.
Okay.
I can do this, I can do this.
A clock.
An enchanted clock.
Please don't have a really weird name.
Please just be a weird enchanted clock.
Oh.
No.
I barely got a glimpse of it.
I saw chrono and that was it.
I put my head down.
Chrono Nexus.
Okay.
Well, it has...
The sun pointed in the right direction, I guess.
It is rising.
I don't know what I do with this.
There's nothing to do with...
This.
Am I supposed to, like, right-click it or something?
I'm getting away from this village before I do anything.
For all I know, it could just destroy this village.
And sure, I'm not one to shy away from, you know, blowing up a village with TNT, but...
The first village I would definitely do.
This one I just stumbled onto for a...
Quest?
I don't even know.
Okay.
Where's my horse?
Horsey!
We're going away from this village.
I don't...
I genuinely do not want to blow that village up.
I'd rather blow that village up.
Actually, I'm not even sure if it does blow up.
I don't want to blow up my horse either.
I don't know why I grabbed him.
Let's just come over here.
And just...
Like, this is a good crater to be a crater.
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Why are we loading terrain?
What the heck is this?
I am...
Severely weirded out right now.
Wait, where are my items?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where are my items?
Are these supposed to be...
Lockers?
Why?
Okay, I see a space that I can fit into and I think,
Why can I hide?
I don't like that.
Is there anything in these...
Oh, just a book.
I want to check all of these, but at the same time,
I feel like that would be...
Boring, but also...
Um...
I don't like this.
I don't know what's happening.
Nothing.
Another hidey hole.
The heck?
That's weird. Okay.
What's that?
Crap.
Chest over there.
Yeah, there's no chest.
I am...
What the heck?
Do I want...
To go in there?
Dang it, I wish I had a zoom mod on.
Hee hee, you missed something.
Go back and look for it.
What did I miss?
What the heck?
I missed something?
I don't understand at all.
Whaaaaat?
What is happening?
I don't want to open that.
But I really want to open that.
What?
Um...
The light of wayward spirits.
A single soul requires a guide.
Please take me to them.
I'm sorry?
What?
Okay.
That is...
I am...
Really weirded out.
Right now.
Oh!
It's a graveyard.
So I put this...
On a tombstone.
I...
Am freaking out.
Whoa!
What's happening?
What is happening?
What?
Whoa!
What the...
Just happened?
The heck?
Where...
Where am I?
Okay.
Hello.
My name is Lysandre Shadowsong.
That's the...
That's the author of the book.
That we had.
Um...
I'm sorry for displacing you.
But I need your help.
Will you and your future self...
Not...
I don't know what I just read.
My brain...
Can't...
Right now.
It just...
My brain just can't.
Let me start over.
Okay.
Um...
Hello.
My name is Lysandre Shadowsong.
I'm sorry for displacing you.
But I need your help.
Will you and your future self...
That...
Okay.
Just...
I'm...
So weirded out.
I don't know...
I keep saying that I'm so weirded out.
I bet you anything that you guys are a little tired of me saying that.
But it's true.
I am severely weirded out.
I am currently talking to you, the camera, the audience, chat.
But this isn't live.
So...
Comments section, all of my viewers.
What do I call you guys?
That is genuinely something I've never thought about.
What do I call you guys?
Anyway, um...
I am genuinely weirded out.
And I don't know how else to put it.
So, just bear with me on my repetition.
Please.
Thank you.
Okay.
You see, I am trapped between the folds of time.
And the only way for me to escape is for you and yourself to press the golden pressure plate at the end of this trial.
I was created by my captors.
It was created by my captors.
I can't read today for some reason.
It was created by my captors.
But that's all I can tell you.
Go now.
Save me.
Um...
Okay.
Oh, it's a barrier maze.
Oh, I hate these things.
Okay.
Let's just follow one side.
Let's just hope this isn't like an actual maze and just hope it's like a pathway.
Okay.
So far, that's what it seems like it is.
Although now I'm backtracking.
Um...
Okay.
And...
Now it's parkour.
Okay.
Um...
That's...
The heck? That's not possible.
Oh, maybe...
Yes, okay, that's right.
Um...
Okay.
Don't fall.
Please don't fall.
Okay.
Oh!
Okay, that was close.
Um...
What the heck is this?
The heck?
Oh, it's one of these!
Oh!
These are like so old.
Oh my goodness.
I love these.
Huge amount of sound that is being produced by these things.
But I've always wanted to try one.
Oh...
Okay, which way do we go?
I'm going this way.
Of course.
I actually want to take...
Okay.
Oh, it's the pressure plate.
Are we done?
Is that it?
Three challenges?
That's...
That was easy.
That was actually really easy.
That was so easy.
My goodness.
Um...
I'm kind of concerned about what the glass is for.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
I...
Guess I didn't expect to see myself.
Huh.
Came in from that side, so...
I have to go.
Um...
But I guess we'll see each other in a second anyways, so...
Okay, let's go.
Hi.
I...
We meet again, as it seems.
Huh.
Well, it has been fun staring at each other for a few seconds.
So...
I'm...
Gonna go.
Okay, let's just...
Wait, what?
I thought I just did that.
That...
Doesn't make much sense at all.
Why are they just repeating...
It?
Wait, what?
Oh...
Okay, so I guess the very first one...
Is gonna be a repeat of the last one.
That's...
Creative, and I say that with 100% sarcasm.
Um, so...
Is this the same pathway through?
Seems to be, and it's still loud as ever.
Yeah, don't go that way.
I know not to go that way now, because...
Ugh.
This is actually a very creative loop.
Now, reusing it, though, that's not creative at all.
Okay, parkour again.
I didn't think it would be the same as...
Before.
Um...
Okay, just comes up here.
Huh.
It's literally the exact same.
Okay.
Of course I fall.
Sorry, I'm kinda quiet.
I'm just trying to focus here.
Okay.
There we go.
Okay.
Oh...
Dang it, we're back.
Of course we are.
The last two things were the exact same.
Why wouldn't this one be?
Oh, I completely forgot the way through.
My goodness, what the heck.
This way, okay.
Nope, apparently it's not this way.
Oh.
Apparently I was wrong twice.
Um...
Now I'm stuck.
Okay, no, here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, come on.
Come on.
Come on, let me through.
Please.
Thank you.
Oh, we're done.
We're done.
Yay.
Oh, more signs.
Thank you.
I am free.
There is a pleasure plate to your left.
It will return you...
It will return you to your world.
Thank you again for helping me.
I know that you will likely never meet me,
and I'm sorry you couldn't see the consequence of your actions.
That sounds negative,
but technically that is a proper sentence.
I did something,
and I guess those actions do have consequences,
whether they be good or bad,
but that feels bad.
That just feels bad.
Just the consequence of your actions.
You know?
Yeah, I don't like that one bit.
I can't wait to see how your adventures will unfold.
Your journeys with your friends are ones to be cherished.
Never take them for granted.
Now go.
Okay.
Flying now.
Good to know.
Okay.

