Trấn Thành Rối Não Với 2 Thánh Lầy Mạc Văn Khoa Và Mr Cần Trô Xuân Nghị | Hài Trấn Thành 2018

We've seen the position of the 3 girls. Now, it's the turn of the 2 captains. The winning team will get VND 10 million, including VND 5 million in cash. VND 5 million is a voucher at Zardini, a fashion brand designed for mother and baby. Please. Nghĩ, Nghiêm, Nhật Bái Thiên Địa, Nghĩ Bái Cầu Địa, Đối Thụ Dao Bái. This is a one-on-one game. One of you will lose money and keep the money. So, who wants to go first? You're so mean. What do you mean? I can go first. No. But you're older than me. I want you to let me go first. I'll let you go first. Thanh, let me go last. What do you mean? Why are you so mean? I'll go first. I said that to see what you think. But you still let me go first. You shouldn't have said that. You're hurting him. He's a good boy. So, who will go last? I'll go first. Congratulations. You're lucky. Go. Go take a break. Khoa. My, my. Now, it's time for Mạc Văn Khoa and Nhi. Khoa. What are you good at? I used to be good at literature. Literature? Yes. I usually get 7 or 8 points. Literature is hard to get 90 points. But I rarely get 5 points. Are you that good? Yes. You're so talkative. Most of the time, you get a few words. Lạc đề Because I talk too much. So, I get lạc. Yes, it comes out. Yes. Besides literature, do you have any other good subjects? I can learn a little bit about history. Geography is fine. Math is fine. I'm pretty good at it. You're so good. You're so talkative. I think you can answer a lot of questions. You're an adult. You're the captain. Before you play, let me say something to your teammates. Go ahead. You have the right. Hey, kids. This time, don't talk too much. If you lose, don't blame me. Because knowledge doesn't distinguish age. You're an adult, but you don't know little knowledge. So, don't blame me. Don't worry. Is it okay? Don't blame me. No. Okay. They don't get it. But they don't agree with me. They don't agree with me. It's a motivation. It's okay. Thank you, kids. Try your best. I think you can do it. Yes. Go ahead. Try it. It's not fun at all. What is height? You have to be afraid. What is height? You have to be afraid of falling. Good. Good attitude. Extremely calm. Are you fainted? Okay. I was afraid of falling. Yes. When I saw your face, I was so scared. 2 minutes start. What is the father of three cows? The grandfather of cows. Correct. Which one is harder? They are the same. Why? Because the cow and the bird are of the same species. Correct. 200 kg for one boat is sunk. 200 kg is sunk. The captain weighs 50 kg. 50 kg is 140. 140 is 8 kg. 150 plus 140 is 48. If the cow is wrong, The grandfather's cow is 2 kg. The grandfather's cow is 2 kg, then it's 148. The grandfather's cow is 2, so the calf is 2 kg. The calf is 2 kg. So if the cow is on the grass, the calf is 2 kg. If it is on the grass, the cow is 2 kg. So does the boat get sunk? It gets sunk. Why? It will be 2 kg if it goes to the sea. If it goes to the sea, If you go to the sea, you'll lose that part of the food, which is the part of the food that is digested, so it will go to the sea and lose up to 2 kg. The cow will vomit, it will vomit on that boat, and it will still have 2 kg left. In short, it's still okay to sink. Yes, wrong. Why are you so stubborn? I agree with you, you have to agree with me, then you can say it's wrong, then you can fall down. Because this boat is 200 kg, it's sinking, right? Now the boat is 50 kg, the cow is 48 kg, it's almost 198 kg, and there are 2 kg of grass left. It eats and gets 2 kg fatter, in fact, it gets 2 kg fatter because of the grass. Then it vomits, it vomits the cow down to 2 kg, but the grass is not 2 kg left. The cow's stomach is digested. No, it vomits, sometimes it vomits a lot of things, but it doesn't vomit only grass. Now you eat a bowl of rice, you can vomit 1 kg of rice, it's normal. It vomits a little rice, but the rice is digested. So it won't be as heavy as before. Under 200 kg, the boat won't sink, right? Go on, bro. Yes. Which part of the body helps us recognize the shape of the best object? Eyes. Correct. I was going to say ears. No, I was going to say the throat. Yes. Can we go straight with our eyes closed? Yes. Incorrect. Correct. We can go straight with our eyes closed. If you don't believe me, I'll close my eyes for you. I'll close my eyes for you. If you don't go straight, I'll give you 10 million VND. Do you agree? Go on, bro. Yes. Science has proven that we can't go straight. We think we can go straight, but we can't. Normally, we can catch a goat with our eyes closed. Yes. It's hard, but we can do it. We can't go straight. We can't catch a goat with our eyes closed. We can't catch a goat going straight. Yes. I was wrong with science. Next question. We can taste food with our eyes closed. Do you know what it is? Yes. Vy. For example, you know it's a lemon. But you know it's a chili. Why? We can taste food with our eyes closed. We can guess what it is. Oh my god. We can guess. What is it? Correct. Oh my god. Why didn't you answer? Your attitude made me confused. Next question. The more we pick it up, the more we can see it. Yes. We can see it. Yes. What is it? What a nonsense question. 度 Nonsense. What's this? This is really big. It's really big. quick Art of explanation. What? Art of explanation. What is the notion of explanation? The more we explain, the more we feel it. But it's not what I'm trying to explain. It's... Come on, Khoa. You're giving me a headache. No, Khoa. You have to give me the right answer. What is it? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? What is it? It's really big. It's as big as it can be. Earth. Earth? Incorrect. It's a house. Oh my God. I said it's a stone. Which fish doesn't have bones? This one is really big. It's a catfish. A catfish? No. It's not. Trong Nuoc has an answer. What snake has two legs? There's no snake. There are legs. Correct. What seed doesn't pick, doesn't grow, but falls by itself? Rain. Correct. Yeah. Up, up, up. Yeah. Next, on the bus, an old lady, a pregnant woman, a baby and a zombie, who do you let go of the wheel? A taxi driver. Incorrect. If there's a zombie, it has to run out of the van but no one else. You are wasting all of this time. You should let the driver drive. What's that? You're very smart. You know everything, but you don't know much about the details. How many did I get? A lot. Two already. Why did I only get two? Xuan Nghi, please. I'm not here just to watch Khoa play. Do you see how fresh my teammates' faces are? Fresh like flowers. The kids are very proud of you. Congratulations. He's shy, but his answers are very good. Really? More than two sentences. Don't laugh. Laugh at the person who laughed at you the other day. No, I have to laugh at his face to let him know. Laugh at his face to let him know. Why did you let him laugh at your face? I'll turn around. Keep your emotions in check. He can't go beyond two sentences. That's right. It's very difficult. When he steps down, you give him a big smile. I will laugh at your appearance. Correct. You can still laugh even if you turn around. Right. Go! Do you have anything safer? You'll be on a pedestal very high. Please tie me some more rope. Why do you think I'll be on a pedestal? Because I think my eyes don't look as dark as Khoa's. Then you'll see, right? Yes. You'll be on a pedestal, right? Yes. Let me try it. Really? I think this is the height that I can reach. Go for it. Down. Oh my god. Can you go higher? You didn't even flinch? What do you mean? When you lose, you feel ashamed. Not now. I'm going to feel ashamed now. 2 minutes start. Which one is the father of three cows? The father of... The grandfather. Correct. Which one is harder? What? Which one is harder? The same. Correct. A boat weighs 200 kg. Yes. A captain weighs 50 kg. A cow weighs 148 kg. A grasshopper weighs 2 kg. A cow eats a grasshopper and gains 2 kg. A grasshopper eats a grasshopper and gains 2 kg. Do you think the boat will sink? No. Why? Because the grasshopper is the same as the cow. It doesn't change anything. A boat weighs 200 kg. Yes. The weight of the boat doesn't change. 50 kg. 148 kg is 198 kg. Yes. 200 kg is enough to sink. Right? Yes. The grasshopper won't sink. You're wrong. I'll say it again. A boat weighs 50 kg. Yes. 148 kg is 198 kg. A grasshopper weighs 2 kg. 200 kg is enough to sink. What do you think? It has to weigh more than 200 kg to sink. Why are you so stupid? Because my teammates said it won't sink. I'll give you a chance. If you're right, I'll say it's right. If you're wrong, I'll say it's wrong. I'll give you a chance. Explain it to me. It has to weigh more than 200 kg. You don't have to explain it. It has to weigh more than 200 kg to sink. Right. The cow doesn't vomit on the boat. It vomits in the water. Correct. Really? No one said the cow vomits on the boat. That's right. The grasshopper doesn't vomit. Correct. Now I remember the story. The grasshopper vomits in the water. It vomits in the water. You're destroying the environment. What? You let the cow vomit on the boat. The cow doesn't vomit on the boat. Why did you let the cow vomit on the boat? You said my cow couldn't do it. No. Because your cow doesn't eat grasshoppers. My cow protects the environment. It doesn't vomit on the boat. It's your cow's story. Which part of the body can help us recognize the shape of the best object? The eyes. Correct. Can we go straight when we close our eyes? When we close our eyes. Show me your answer. I don't think so. Is that what your teammate said? When we close our eyes, we can't see the road. That's the first thing. Is that right? I didn't say anything. Go on. Our body is controlled by our brain. What's next? I haven't explained yet. It's coming. Our body is controlled by our brain. So when we can't see, our eyes can't transmit information to our brain. Correct. It's even funnier when we cover our eyes. When we close our eyes and close our nose, can we recognize the food in our mouth? When we close our eyes and close our nose, can we recognize the food in our mouth? Correct. Keep it up. This one is tricky. The more you close your eyes, the more you can see it. I want to ask you a question. What did Khoa say? Don't worry. He can't answer anything. Really? He got 2 points. I'll give you some answers. House, apartment, building. Correct. Good job. Is there any place for me to sit? It's so humiliating to sit here. I don't know if you feel scared like me. Do you feel scared? Oh, it's so high. Which fish doesn't have bones? Fish doesn't have bones? Fish doesn't have bones is... It's big. Very big. It's tongue. Tongue doesn't have bones. Hurry up. Khoa said it's a catfish. Hurry up. Answer it. Fish... Very big. Catfish. Do you know which fish doesn't have bones? Catfish. Correct. Catfish doesn't have bones. Catfish only has cartilage. There's another fish that doesn't have bones. It's catfish. Catfish doesn't have bones. That's right. I'll give you a piece of catfish. Catfish doesn't have bones. Right? Catfish doesn't have bones. Next. After a breathtaking battle, the one you've been waiting for is Mac Van Khoa. He knows a lot of things. But he got 2 points. But he's simple. Simple. See? He doesn't say anything. He talks too much. He's level 7. Excellent. Why did the show appear in your head at that time? Actually, I don't know how to answer those questions. Now I answer, I still answer like that. I mean, it's not... I think it's a long story. Honey, if you cut the house, the more you cut the house, the more you see it, right? And this guy, I say it's an explanation. The explanation. There's always something interesting and reasonable, right? The more you explain, the more it comes out. To be honest, what I said earlier was... Actually, your idea is very good. That's right. My idea is not as ideal as Nghi's. It's not as simple as that. No, really. I said your explanation was a very good answer. Because the more you explain, the more you hide it. The more you cut it, the more it comes out. It's very humane, but it uses a lot of brains, brainwashing. That's right. I agree with you. It's humane, it's extremely delicate, and it's profound. It belongs to the brain of this show. It's a little bit wrong. But it's okay. I think you're very smart. I think everyone can evaluate it. Everyone can. Why don't you realize it? It's just that my eyes are dark. But I understand everything. I understand that sometimes it's just because I'm sleepy. Next time, I'm sure it'll be the same. Next time, I'm sure it'll be better. Every time I say it, I'm less stupid. Ladies and gentlemen, please come up here. Ladies and gentlemen, after all the battles, the two teams are still tied. 2-0.