Nick Castellanos gestures to his Phillies teammates in playoff game | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is The Weekly Dumb. Welcome to October. The weather's changed, the leaves are changing. Jake, I'm enjoying it. Yes, it's a step below leaf peeping time in the city. Went to Central Park this weekend. Not as many leafs to peep as people to peep. What? How was your weekend? Great. Please do not zoom in on that. Sure, for Hawaii. Hello. The sports are in full swing, Jake. Why don't you tell us about some? James, baseball playoffs are here. It's a big time in the office. We're streaming all the games, pretty much. Nick Castellanos, 3-2-1. Five and a half. Yeah, I'm right there. Awesome baseball player, and be careful with that. He hits a double, he's hyped up, and he hits the boys with the ring finger. But instantly, when someone raises their hand like this, there's an instinct to think it's the middle finger. So it got blurred out a lot of times. People like apologize, and then they came out and Nick killed all of this. Of course it was the ring finger, man. Why would I give the middle finger to my teammates? Why would I give my teammates the middle finger? I love them. Argue that in court. It's like hecka instead of hella. Hilariously stupid Bay Area stuff. Little kids run around, that's hecka dumb. Oh, you're dumb. Don't do that. They go, it was just for a ring. He goes, that's why we're here. Red October. That's why we're here, man. Red October. And the ring finger. Just a great interview. Boom bros. Like that's the vice principal who's following up, and it's like, so, you know, you weren't trying to do any funny business, right? No. Red October. Oh, okay. Yeah. Next. One goal here. You're in Esposito for flashing you junk. What's the joke exactly? Jake streaked at a middle school graduation once. Um, I don't think that's true. What is this almost a breakdown that you've been telling? Here he office. Death rattle. Classic nut shot, Jake. A classic football to the nether regions shot. Cameraman. We've seen this a lot. The first pitch is a famous one, but this is a nice football spiral. One bounce into the junk. And the best part about it is the cameraman named Ethan Bacon. Yeah, it's pretty good. Ebake. He follows us on Twitter. Sup, Ethan? Great shot. Like, did you see this, Zach? You're going to really like this. The ball's coming towards him. He doesn't move. And that's why he's blindsided and gets hit in the nuts. He goes down onto his back fetal position. And one dude in the crowd kind of, oh, everyone else missed it. But for that one fan, he got double treat. He kept the shot going. He's got a lot of good shots. Like very good shots. The best shots. Oh, I'm happy for Ethan Bacon. I'm actually lowering my score from nine to 8.1. So I saw a step above me. But yeah, that's a book name. Even Ebake. Ethan Bacon. If he was from the Deep South, it's really fun. Oh, Ethan Bacon. What do you want for breakfast? Sausage. That's a horror movie. That's like a kid's horror movie, what Jake did. Every day is a kid's horror movie. But yeah, he got hit in the junk. On the count of three, let's both pretend we get hit in the junk with football. Okay. Back to the sports. Jim, the more sports and more sports is brought to you by... Hi? It's a callback. SeatGeek. Go watch sports or anything that's ever had a ticket. Jim. Jose Abreu. Former White Sox. He's now in the Houston Astros as they're about to win another World Series. Cobweb or something. Maple syrup on your neck again? It's October. Olds versus baseman. Ball bounces away from the catcher. He thinks he's got it. The highlight of this play, though, is we get a gentleman's deke. We love a deke. Carlos Correa. Come on, Zach. Stop doing that to my voice. Obamna. Now, this is really cool. And it's cool because it truly was a deke. I watched it a bunch of times. And the first couple times you watch it, you watch Correa sell it as like, he puts his hand up like, keep it, keep it, keep it. Play's not coming to me. And then it comes to him. He makes the quick tag. Sometimes you do all that. And then you look at the runner. He's not even paying attention. He was just doing his own thing and got caught anyway. Jose Abreu, you can see him see Correa and pull up and slow down. He paused after being tagged for the appropriate amount of time in second base, where he was like, you, you got me. And then he hits him with, and this is a perfect celebration. Kind of. He goes low and he circles them. He's like, oh yeah. Meanwhile, Abreu's there with his genie chin hair looking dumb. Heck of dumb. If you're wearing the genie chin hair, you can't get got by dekes. You kind of got to be above all trickery. That's fair. I have a prop today. That's fucked up. That's funny. Jim and not sports. Uh, your ex-girlfriend skydiving. Old fling, uh, from Chicago. Her name is Julie Hoffner. Something Hoffner. She's 104 years old from Chicago. She's sco sco dove for her first time at a hundred years old. And when she did that, she had to get pushed out of the plane. She said this time at 104 years old, she jumped the guy who had to push her out at a hundred. I don't know. Like, did you sign something? I don't want to do this. I don't want to do it. My bones may break. Hey, Mrs. Hoffner on the ground. You said you wanted to do this. No matter what, push me out of that plane. Don't be like a sweet hundred year old lady right now. That jarred me. Or she just signs a waiver. Like, **** it. If I die, I think it's the opposite. She didn't die. She had a great time. Seven minutes of airtime hanging around. They're working to have the Guinness world records certify Hoffner's jump. Hey, if you're 104 and you're doing this, let Guinness know ahead of time. Two years ago, 103-year-old Linnea Ingegård Larsson from Sweden did this. And that seems fucked up. Old on old crime. Okay, don't. No old on old crime. I look out the airplane window a lot. Oh, I love it. Even when I'm the ILC. Don't use that. Employed! You're employed. Maybe you get good last week. Also, maybe we don't really care, but sometimes we do. I was going to give it to you, Jake. You're working every single night. Streaming, recording, up in the morning, coming to work next day. So my vote's you. Every night, JM Baseball find Jake and some other people. Last time, Konobio was dressed crazy. What's that about? Congrats to Dan for time travel. I think you get it. This is me at 106. Make it that picture. You look like the guy from Despicable Me. Who's the really old interview guy? Larry King. Yeah. No man has ever kissed me on the lips. That was a weekly dumb. Today's episode was brought to you by SeatGeek. There are more than 70,000 events every single day on SeatGeek, including sports, concerts, festivals, and more. 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