THẬP NHẤT HOÀNG TỬ PHẦN 2 TẬP 16

Hey, Quang Quang, you're making a lot of delicious dishes today. It's okay. Look at them. They have to eat cold rice and soup every day. I'm so hungry. Yesterday, I made you a sweet and sour pork sausage. And vegetables. Come here. Today, I made you four dishes. Boiled chicken, stir-fried duck, sweet and sour pork sausage. And this. Try it. Grilled fish with onion. I made it. Why didn't you come with us? He said that if he smelled the fish, he would die. Quang Quang, he's jealous. Jealous? Jealous. You should have told me. If I knew he was jealous, I would have made him sweet and sour pork sausage, stir-fried duck, and sweet and sour pork sausage. What else can't I make? I thought he wanted to avoid me. Forget it. My mom said that the most ridiculous thing in this world is to put your hot face on someone else's cold butt. Quang Quang, actually, not everyone's butt is cold. Some people have a warm butt. Nonsense. How can I put my face on so many people's butts? I told you. You can't be nice to so many people. If you are nice, people will hate you. They will hate me. Forget it. I've done it. I'm angry now. If he doesn't come, we'll eat by ourselves. If he doesn't come, we won't eat. I made some delicious dishes today. Open your stomach and eat. This... Take your time. Don't be shy. How can I eat this? Use your mouth. What? Let's... Hurry up and eat. Is it delicious? Delicious. Go get it. Not bad. This master's trick is terrible. Leng Thu Thien, these two chickens are for you. Tomorrow, you just need to follow my order. Go get me a gold-plated robe. A robe? A gold-plated robe? That's right. Go get me a robe. A robe? A robe. The order to get a robe will be issued by this bell. Tai Chi, why aren't you happy today? I've been thinking about Leng Thu Thien. Why don't you think about that old monster? Think about it. We pamper him. We tease him. There's always something wrong. After all, he's the father of the little phoenix. Tai Chi, why are there so many people in your head? One day, the medicine will spill out of your head. How can that be? It's because of the medicine that you remember those who are related to the medicine. Thiet Thong. Master, call the medicine. Don't think too much. No one calls the medicine. Call me? This is the master's room, not a grocery store. Why do you have to hang these things up? Did you make a mistake? Is this called hanging things up? Let me tell you. Garlic is for people's health. Chilies are to avoid the cold. Let me tell you. These things are harmless to people. If you don't like it, we can hang it somewhere else. If you don't like it, we don't hang it anymore. Why do you have to be so hot-tempered? Thiet Thong. I've made it clear to you before. On the 9th of September, the Martial Arts Conference. You can't go. And you have to be well-prepared. Martial arts are not allowed for others. We hope you won't get sick again. Last time, you took your master to go everywhere. All the martial arts exercises were neglected. If so, how can you participate in the Martial Arts Conference? Master Thiet Thong. Haven't you done enough for O Long Tu yet? This principle is very simple. If you need someone to do something, you have to do it. O Long Tu has never fed anyone. Master. No matter how you say it. My master is also a person who lacks self-discipline. In terms of personality, he can't be called O Long Tu. You can say that. But for O Long Tu. Except for the abbot and our temple. Most people don't know who Thiet Thong is. Moreover, in the temple, everyone has their own fate. Now the abbot doesn't go to read sutras anymore. He comes to the kitchen to help him do the kitchen chores. Isn't that a big mistake? What are you going to say? Thiet Thong. You look down on the abbot. I made an appointment with you before, didn't I? Don't look at me like that. I feel ashamed. If the abbot has called you the abbot. Then you should have the appearance of an abbot. What are you talking about? Don't I look like an abbot? I'm the abbot. Look at me. I'm the abbot. Thiet Thong's intention is to help you read sutras. Let's go. Go read sutras. Have you finished reading all the sutras? I'm almost done. Let me see. It's still hot. Where did you get the medicine? I went to the mountain. Then I put it in the oven. The medicine is not small. According to the rules of the temple, the kitchen must not be lit at night to avoid fire. If Thiet Thong knows this, he will punish me. What punishment? I don't know about the sutras. I don't know about the people of the temple. Especially in the old house, I don't have to be afraid of being caught. The abbot also brought me noodles at midnight. The abbot is so lucky. If the abbot catches me this time, I won't bring noodles to the abbot like the last time. There's nothing to be afraid of, right? I will go to the mountain to dig sweet potatoes. There's nothing in this world that scares me. Uncle. I see a lot of things that make it difficult for you. Is that so? Before, you learned all 300 poems by heart. Now you only read half of them. You can't even read. Before, my martial arts was taught by you. Now you just sit still. You can't do it either. Uncle, there's a bad saying. You're like a grasshopper now. What does it mean? I don't know. You don't know. Uncle. I'm just kidding with you. Don't be angry. Kaixin. Uncle can't read, can't read. It's really hard to be your uncle. Uncle, you're talking nonsense again. Uncle is still your uncle. You're still my uncle. Do I really look like your uncle? Of course you look like your uncle. Uncle. I'm full. I have the energy to help you do something. Give me sweet potatoes. I'll give you something, too. What is it? Uncle. I'll take you to a place. Let's go. Uncle. Did we go to the wrong place? No. You want to take me here? That's right. This is a place for wood people. It's full of wood people. Uncle. Are you afraid? What am I afraid of? I'm not afraid of the sky. I'm not afraid of the earth. I have to be afraid of the success of my martial arts. Okay, let's go inside. Look at me. Why did you bring the medicine here? You'll know later. Use the medicine. What a strange name. It turns out that people who come to Oolong Temple are here to steal energy. No matter how many times you ask, they won't accept it. Clean your mouth a little bit. You invited me here not to eat or sleep. I'm here to make medicine. I'm warning you. You're just a little kid. Do you want to let that little emperor hear you? Since you came to this temple, I haven't treated you badly. You're not a real master. You and I both know this. Oolong Temple belongs to the Shaolin sect. Shaolin martial arts include energy. It's a better way to practice. How can I pass it to a bad guy like you? You told him that he wanted to pass it to me. I didn't ask for it. I hate bad guys like you the most. If it wasn't for the little emperor, I would have kicked you out a long time ago. I can't stay here. If it wasn't for that little emperor, I would have left a long time ago. How long have I been in this Oolong Temple? I've let others bully me enough. Come on, let me talk to Kai. I won't do it anymore. All right. The reason I'm here today is not because you want to get the money. Little emperor, if you make it clear, I'm sure you'll be very sad. If you want to leave, just do it. Anyway, you're not a real master. I'll pay you back for your money. Who wants your money? Thiet Thong. Bach Dap. You're such a fool. Do you really think you're Thiet Thong? You're not. You don't deserve it. You're a bastard. You pretend to be Thiet Thong just for a few pennies. Just for money. Why? You're so kind to me. Don't you have any feelings for me? If you don't want to get up, even a dog will bark at you. Bach Dap, you have to get up. Try to get up. From now on, you won't be a nobody anymore. You'll be a real Thiet Thong. Amitabha Buddha. I don't know which sutra Thiet Thong wants to find. Excuse me. Do you have any sutra from the West? Yes, I do. It's called Tantra Sutra. This one? Why can't I read it? Thiet Thong said it's a joke. Thiet Thong is a monk. He's never experienced anything. I'm sure you can read this sutra like a book. Just take it easy. I have a question. Do you have any sutra from the Tang Dynasty? Our Wulong Temple is not a thousand-year-old temple. So there are some books in this book. I remember there's such a book. Do you know what's inside? What's a bed? What's a mirror? What's a bone? I'm not good at math. I don't know how to calculate it. Let me think about it. The last two sentences are very easy to remember. What's the head looking up at the moon? The tip of the head remembers the old incense. I got it. Thiet Thong wants to borrow the book. Where is it? Here. It's this book. That's right. It's this book. I didn't know Thiet Thong had such a funny book. No, I don't. Thank you. I have to go. Goodbye. What's the head looking up at the moon? The tip of the head remembers the old incense. Do you see it? Go get that pant for me. The pant. Get the pant. Why so fast? I want to go to the toilet. Reading this book is faster than taking medicine. It's easy to understand. Is anyone here? Come and help me. Is anyone here? Come and help me. Is anyone here? Come and help me. My pants are all messed up. Get me a new one. Why is it so big? It's a big deal. Get me a new one. Hurry up. Bring me a new one. Hurry up. Bring me a new one. Let me have a try. Come on. I'm getting tired. Get me a new one. Bring me a new one. Hurry up. How many pages are missing? I don't know. When I borrowed it, it was already like that. Let's go. You got it wrong again. Throw the duck away. Looks like I have to put you in a cage. That new pants, when I first came to the temple, Hai Tam gave it to me. I usually don't wear it. It's just that I had a fight with Thiet Thong that day. I had to make it wet to wear it. I didn't expect it to be stolen. Big brother, I really... Go to the temple and sit down. Why do you take off your pants? I'm not making up for the saying. Take off your pants for convenience. Stop it. I'm afraid I'll get the new pants dirty. Big brother, I think... Your pants are strange. What do you mean? Try to remember. Someone wants to steal your pants five or six times. That's right. Could it be him again? Big brother, I've already reported it to you. As the saying goes, this year I saw a peach blossom. In the water, I saw the moon. At first, I thought the moon was talking about a glowing nose. Now I see the moon is an old man. Stop it. Old man. Old fox. Old duck. It's not easy to steal Thiet Thong's pants. Put it on. I'm sure you'll give birth to a boy without a nose. Big brother, what's the matter? Did you admit that I'm Thiet Thong? Did I admit it? Yes, I said it. Yes, I admitted it. Good morning. Master Kim. Since the old man came to the capital, the monks and the pagodas have not changed. Why did you come here today? You misunderstood me. It's not that I don't want to come. I just don't dare to bother you. Master Kim, you're so rude. Although we are not famous, there are at least a few people who know about the Five Spiritualities. There are more than a hundred people who come to worship the Buddha every day. The pagodas welcome everyone day and night. How can I bother you? Master Kim, if you don't mind, feel free to come. How is the old man after coming to the capital? He's fine. Thanks to your kindness, everything is fine. It's just that the government doesn't have an old man. There are a lot of things that I can't decide. The only way is to ask the two abbots. How can I decide about Yamen? Just a few months ago, the two abbots came up with the idea of the Five Spiritualities. I still remember it very clearly to this day. It's because the old man asked me. I just helped a little bit. Everything is Yamen's business. A monk like us can't worry about the world much. The two abbots are right. It's Yamen's job to catch people and punish them. But it's not the job of the pagodas to help people do good deeds. Master Kim, what can I do for you? To tell you the truth, the other day, Yamen received a letter from a man who had no house or door. I thought about it, and I knew I had to go to the pagodas. Who is it?