【元外資系CA芸人】100万回以上バズった動画集✈️

CRAZYCOCOチャンネル
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#お笑い #あるあるネタ #crazycoco
インスタで100万回以上再生して頂いた動画のみ
集めてみました❤️
ミホさんネタ、日系 vs 外資系の違い、東京 vs 大阪の違いetc,,,
皆さんが体験したぶっ飛び飛行機エピソードと
かぶる物ありますか??笑
That's great. Are you studying me?
Yeah, I have a test coming up.
Wow, you're so smart.
Do you know what the circumference ratio is?
Circumference ratio?
Yeah.
Circumference ratio is 3.14.
To be exact, it's 3.14159265358...
That's amazing!
Yeah, you can say 30 digits.
That's so cool!
What? Are you studying me?
Yeah.
You're so smart!
I know.
You're so smart!
I know, right?
You're so smart!
Do you know what the circumference ratio is?
Circumference ratio?
Yeah.
You know what the circumference ratio is, right?
What?
Look.
Circumference ratio, circumference ratio, pie, pie, pie, pie.
Excuse me, sir.
This is an emergency exit,
so there are no luggage on the floor.
What? I didn't hear that.
I'm sorry.
You go first.
Excuse me.
Whatever happens on the flight,
that's what you're saying.
I can't.
No, right?
Of course not.
So put this small fucking bag in the hatchback ASAP.
Just a moment, sir.
Coco.
Which one do you want?
Salmon? Chicken?
Salmon.
Okay, I'll give you one.
Oh, thank you for waiting.
So, which one would you like?
Chicken or salmon?
Salmon.
Oh, salmon!
Sorry, I just ran out of salmon.
Just a moment, sir.
Thank you.
No, it's okay.
Excuse me, sir.
No, it's okay.
It is very inappropriate to touch the body of a flight attendant like this.
If you continue to do so,
we will take this into consideration.
Miho-san, it's not like that.
What?
This is my boyfriend.
What?
I got excited about my uniform.
Is that so?
I'm really sorry.
Erika, can you step back a little?
Okay.
I want to try it, too.
When I go to Bangkok, everyone takes care of their skin.
It's easy to apply.
Right?
Excuse me.
Yes, sir.
My skin is very dry.
Your skin is dry, isn't it?
Do you have any lotion?
Oh, I don't have any lotion.
Can you lend me that?
This one?
Yes.
I'm sorry. This is my private property.
I see.
I'm so sorry.
I know that douchebag.
You know what?
I can't believe whatever he says anymore.
Poor girl.
Excuse me.
Yes, madam.
What do you want?
My skin got really dry, but I forgot to bring my moisturizer.
Can I use that one?
This one?
Yes.
Try it.
Come here.
Thank you.
Oh, nice.
Good, huh?
Miho-san, listen to me.
What's up?
My boyfriend has been smoking for a long time.
Isn't it too unfair?
Don't you like me?
I don't know about that.
I don't like you at all.
But I can tell you one thing.
What you like and what your boyfriend smokes are totally different.
So, what do you like?
Smoking or lying?
Which one do you like?
I don't like smoking at all.
Then you should find someone who doesn't smoke.
What if my boyfriend smokes?
I can't find someone who smokes.
So I don't recommend you to find someone like that.
You're so popular.
No, no, no.
You're talking nonsense.
I have a question.
Excuse me.
You're so beautiful.
Thank you.
This is my business card.
Please call me when you're done.
I'm sorry.
I can't take it because of the regulations.
I see.
Excuse me.
Yes?
You're so beautiful.
Thank you.
This is my business card.
Please call me when you're done.
You're so popular.
How long have you been working here?
About 3 days.
Then we can have a meal together.
I'll call you back.
How are you today?
I'm fine, thank you.
What can I get you?
Large coffee, please.
Iced or hot?
Hot coffee.
Milk and sugar?
Without milk and sugar.
Hi.
How are you today?
Hey.
I'm good, thank you.
What can I get you?
Surprise me.
Okay.
How about hot latte?
I want to drink hot coffee.
Because I'm hot enough.
Yeah?
Something sugary?
No sugar.
Because I'm sweet enough.
Yeah?
Okay.
Iced coffee for you then.
What's your name?
My name is Jessica.
And my phone number is...
Wait.
I have a different number.
I have a girlfriend.
So what?
I don't care.
Because you're not married yet.
Yeah?
So, give me your phone number.
Hi.
How are you today?
The economy is calm today.
Yes, it is.
Today, the number of customers was about half.
Sorry, but can I have a laboratory check?
Of course.
Thank you.
Okay.
I'll check everything.
Okay.
Here you go.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're free this time, right?
Yes, I am.
Really?
Today, the number of customers was about half.
That's easy.
Yes, it is.
Then, let's go to the laboratory check.
Again?
I'm always free.
I don't care.
Let's go.
Okay.
I pretended to check the bathroom,
but I have to check myself this time.
Oops, I dropped it.
Good morning.
What?
Are you taking a break from the economy class?
I'm sorry.
When I was in the economy class,
I couldn't eat at all until I was told that I was a senior.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll give you a drink.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
I shouldn't have such a bad habit.
I'm going to the laboratory check.
Please eat first.
No, I'm fine.
I'll eat what's left.
I'm sorry I didn't follow the order.
If I had been careful,
you would have eaten it quickly.
Of course.
I'll finish eating soon.
Please wait a moment.
No, take your time.
You're late.
How was your date yesterday?
He was a very nice guy.
What?
What did you do on the date?
We went on a cruise around Tokyo Tower by helicopter.
That's crazy.
I think he made a reservation for us.
I'm sure he's into you.
You're popular.
I don't think so.
Do you think you can go out with him?
I don't think we had chemistry.
Is that so?
That's what he said.
How was your date?
It wasn't funny at all.
I really wanted to grab him.
You're lying.
What was not funny?
I don't know.
Anyway, I don't think we had a good conversation.
That's right.
He's a bad guy.
How was your date?
I really wanted to grab him.
Where did you go on the date?
I went to the third building.
That's a big building.
I'm angry.
