Le Grand Show de L'humour : Franck Dubosc - Bali

But it's the sketch Bali that particularly marked you, since you ranked it 23rd. So I'm telling you, a silly meeting, I was in Montgolfière, I was taking pictures of the sky, it's my passion, and all of a sudden, I'm leaning, stupidly, to throw up. And there, what do I see? A boat that is sinking, and a few meters away from this frigid reef, a sublime creature, ladies and gentlemen, of about 25 years of age, an American model, who shouts, help, I'm drowning, I'm drowning, come and help me, come and help me, in impeccable French. And around her, half a dozen sharks. Well, six, yes. I said to myself, Franck, my dear Francky, this girl may die without ever having known true love. Not once, not twice, I dived, 80 meters of fall. Open arms, angel jump in the void, very, very, very dangerous jump forward, very, very, very, very, very dangerous jump back, position of the little Jesus, of the great Jesus, more than 30 meters, lateral roll, front left, carpe chassé, back right, and there, for fun, I ended up in a bomb. I, ladies and gentlemen, I fucked my thigh, in the name of humor. The girl, she, she applauded, of course, you talk, reflex. There, I found myself in the middle of the sharks, I made a carnage, a butcher shop, finally, a fish shop. The first shark came towards me, I caught him by the neck like that to gorge him, and hop, rupture of the nervous system. There, there was one who came in front, I took his nose with both fingers, I started to make him turn to turn them, and hop, to get out. There, there was one who came on the side, I scared him. Then there are two who came from below, like that, and I started to give them punches in the head, like that, it's not easy, you have to swim only with your legs, like that. And there, there is one who comes from behind, by surprise, he thinks I haven't seen him. Hop there, a punch in the testicles. Well, it's sure, you have to know the anatomy of sharks. There, the girl couldn't applaud, she had her hands eaten, the poor thing. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. She applauded, of course.