Hài Bảo Chung , Chí Tài Mới Nhất 2020 – Sinh Nhật cùng Sao Bảo Chung, Minh Luân

Oh my god, you're such a pain in the ass, I'll kill you if you hit me. I'll kill you, I'll kill you. I'll hit you everyday. Why are you so calm? Hit me, hit me, hit me. Hit me whenever you want. I'll kill you, I'll kill you. What? Are you playing tricks on me? I'll kill you. What are you doing? Why do you keep saying that? Are you busy or what? What are you doing? I'm making chicken. Chicken? Yes. Where do you make chicken? The chicken will hate me if I make it. Which chicken? This one. Oh my god. My chicken. You hit my chicken. Are you crazy? The chicken will hate me if I make it. What will it hate? The chicken. What does a chicken look like? It looks exactly like a doctor. A doctor? But I'm a doctor. So what? Why don't you die? I don't want to die. I don't want to live with a chicken. You're so mean. A chicken looks like a dog. It hates me if I make it. Let's eat together. Eat what? Chicken. Okay, let's eat together. Let's eat. Thank you. Here's your salary. What? Give me my salary and I'll pay you back. You pay me back, I'll give you my salary. That's weird. I'm a doctor. How can I give you my salary? Okay, I'll give you my salary. Do you know what day it is today? Yes, I do. What day? Saturday. Saturday? Is it Saturday today? Why did you hit me? What? Why did you hit me? What? I asked you what day it is today. What day is it today? Birthday. I haven't told you my birthday yet. Do you remember my birthday? My birthday is the same as yours. What day is your birthday? Yes. Do you remember my birthday? What's wrong? It's the year of the tiger. The year of the tiger? Yes. The year of the tiger. Are you sure it's the year of the tiger? I'm sure. Because I accidentally hit your finger. I asked you my birthday. It's not my birthday. My birthday is a few days later. Who's birthday is it? It's your birthday. It's not my birthday. Yes, it is. But it's not mine. Your birthday? Who's birthday? The year of the tiger. My birthday is the year of the dog. You're the year of the dog. You look like a pig. You're a pig. You don't look like a dog. What's your mission? I called him, and he invited me to play with him, and invited Kim Tu Long, Minh Lung, and Tung Chi Tai here. I came here to make a great show. Oh my god, do you have any money to pay? Do you have any money to pay for those hundreds of millions? You guys are not familiar with it, it's free. I don't think it's free, it's expensive. Especially Kim Tu Long, he took all my money. Kim Tu Long is very expensive? Very expensive. Oh my god, I don't know what to say. I have a suggestion for you. Let's play the old tree and the garden. What is it? You sing, I sing, everyone sings. It's like singing with each other. I don't give you much money to sing. I give you, you sing very well. You sing, I give you a lot of money. Why do I sing well? Every time you scold me, I get angry. Do you think my voice is good? Yes. But to be honest, I don't know how to sing. I teach you. What? You teach me? I teach you to sing. Is it okay? I'm sorry. Before I married you, I was a singer. Singer? So what? No, no, no. You said it. Now you show me a song. I believe. Sing a song for me. What song do I sing? The season of flowers. Good. A famous song. I like it. Music. How can you sing like that? Nonsense. Do you know how to sing? Sing what? Tuong. Tuong, I like it. Do you understand? Yes, yes. I have a song for you. What song? Love at 5 o'clock. Good. How can you sing like that? I don't have a voice. I sing with a Irish accent. It's good. The professor is like that. If I don't teach you, you're going to say? That's a matter of the school. At my house, I'm the boss. You have the right to fight me. Then don't teach me. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I'll teach you how to sing. Beat him? Okay. Get ready. If you sing badly, I'll beat you. I'm smart. You can't beat me. Do you know Lan's story? Of course I do. Tell me. I know it. Tell me. The story of Lan and Diep. Yes. Lan and Diep. They love each other. Right? Yes. They're in love. Right? Yes. Diep dies. Lan visits the grave. The grave is closed. They die together. What are you doing? I told you. I'm smart. You can't beat me. What are you doing? I'm smart. The story of Lan and Diep. I know it. Tell me. I know it. Lan and Diep. Yes. They love each other. Right. They're in love. Right. Lan is pregnant. Right. She gives birth to a baby. Right. She's so cute. Right. I'm smart. Lan is pregnant. Diep is pregnant. She's so cute. Lan is pregnant. Why is she coming here? She freaks me out. Can I kiss her? Say goodbye to your daughter. Very special. Clumsy. Speak clearly. I say goodbye first. Well, I speak clearly. I said I go back to the kitchen. That's for Lan and Diep. Lan is pregnant. Mike, give me a bottle. Come take the bottle. Lakes bribody. Too much. Let me tell you. It is dangerous. Mike, I go to show you. Mike, come and see me. I'm not a doctor. Josh Gho heal survivor. Oh my God.