Harry Potter But It’s Out of Context

Look at this! He's faked! You're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it. I didn't know you could read. Obviously. My parents decided to go to Romania to visit my brother Charlie. He's studying dragons there. Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother? Training for the ballet, Potter! Oh yes, they want me to tap dance. In the runway! You know, she's got nice skin. Skin? I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist. Not to mention pincers. Diagonally! The ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their arm. Is that a student? Technically it's a ferret. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? No offence, but I really don't care. Harry! Sir! I love magic. There's no such thing as magic! Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon. My wand! Look at my wand! I'm afraid I may have sat on it at some point, but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. A loss. Earwax. Have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately? I'm holy, Fred. Get it? How do I look? Hideous.