PHIM TẾT- Tháng Củ Mật - Tập 5
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Why is it so strange?
Why did the girl who guided me turn it on and play the song right away?
But now I can't turn it on.
Oh my God!
It's strange that you can receive it.
Leave it to me.
Uncle!
The computer has billions of functions.
There are tens of millions of songs.
Why do you have to listen to that old song?
Put your hand in.
Hey!
Are you destroying it?
It's true what the old man said.
How can the music play if you're so careless?
I'm afraid of the computer.
That's it.
That song.
So good.
It's been decades.
But I still feel the same when I listen to this song.
In the past, I and Mrs. Tuyet
sang this song very well.
Oh my God!
You and Mrs. Tuyet used to have a quarrel.
What?
Do I have to have a quarrel with that song?
It's not beautiful.
It's white and smooth.
It's beautiful, but it's a bit old-fashioned.
What?
That song has to choose a man 1.7 meters tall.
At that time, a man 1.7 meters tall was counted on the tip of his finger.
Take a look.
In Le Quang family,
each of you is the tallest.
Yes.
But he still criticized me.
He criticized my nephew.
He said he was taller than me.
At that time, if there was a class,
he would have criticized my nephew.
Yes.
But he promised me.
Oh my God!
Young people don't love each other.
Now, old people are in conflict.
What? What did you say?
I want to invite you to eat this candy.
I want to talk to Mrs. Tuyet all night.
Oh my God!
We have a big problem.
What is it?
Mr. Hong's family has just built a 8-million-dong river.
8 million dong?
Yes.
Do you know how to buy a 8-million-dong river?
No, I don't know.
There is nothing in the river.
The villagers come to see it.
They are so excited.
The river is standing alone.
It has no value.
But if it is a three-wheeler,
it will go up the cliff.
Oh, I got it.
It means like me.
I live alone, so I haven't gone up the cliff.
But if I combine with Mrs. Tuyet,
I will definitely go up the cliff.
What?
Oh, sir.
Mr. Hong's family is the most popular in the village.
Really?
Yes.
If I forbid you,
you will not be able to go up the cliff.
You are not Mr. Hong.
Mr. Hong has never lost to anyone.
Oh, sir.
What?
The computer you just bought this morning,
does it have Wi-Fi connection?
Wi-Fi?
Yes, Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi.
Let me bring it to the computer.
I will connect it.
Then I will find the best trees for you.
I assure you.
I believe you.
Stop it.
Are you going to destroy it?
Which tree grows in the computer?
Huh?
How old are you?
How can you touch the computer?
I bought it this morning.
I don't dare to touch it now.
How old are you?
Hey,
you and Mr. Hong are a bit crazy.
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait a minute.
Say it again.
Huh?
How dare you say we are crazy?
Huh?
You are a member of a family.
You should think before you speak.
If you are crazy,
what time is it now?
I am crazy.
Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi.
He has an S-cam.
I am not kidding you.
I know I have to go.
The more colorful the firewood is,
the more colorful it is.
But firewood without color
is not 100% pure.
Does it mean that the better the firewood,
the lighter the color?
Yes.
Those who are familiar with firewood
and know how to handle it
will have a good color.
The color will be even.
There will be no smudges.
The color of the firewood
will be the opposite of the fabric.
My next exercise
is to create a pattern on firewood.
I like this one.
Can you give it to me?
Whatever you need for studying,
feel free to take it.
I know you won't take it
if I give you money.
I will give it to other customers.
By the way,
I will open a sewing shop
in my village.
But only for firewood.
Can you give me a discount?
You can become a housewife
and I will invest for you.
So,
how is your relationship with Thai?
My husband
forbids us
from seeing each other.
I promise.
I won't let it happen again.
Grandma,
I don't think
he is mad at you.
It's different.
Grandma,
what happened
between you and him?
Think about it.
What do you want to learn?
I want to learn how to make a camera,
how to film,
I have a lot of new products.
This is B720.
It can connect to music,
film and camera.
How about this red one?
It's the same as this one.
But which one is the latest
and the best?
This is FPT 3G.
This is our latest product.
What is 3G?
3G can connect to the internet
and watch movies online.
It can watch movies?
Yes.
Is it expensive?
It's cheap.
It's only 2 million VND.
You're so smart.
Hey!
What are you doing?
The birds are alive.
I'm looking for them.
Where are the birds?
I won't invite you.
Are they here?
They look like ants.
I forgot.
How can the birds go to the field?
Oh my God!
That's right.
Uncle!
Are you awake?
Uncle!
Do you still remember
what I told you?
What did you tell me?
Uncle!
I'm sick.
I was possessed by a ghost.
Can you help me?
What ghost?
I've been taking care of you for years.
Don't you know why I'm sick?
Ah!
It's because of Snow White, right?
Ah!
Oh my God!
Why do you keep telling me stories?
I will take you to Hanoi
to buy a big fruit tree.
A big tree and several babies.
No matter how,
I must have a tree
more precious than that one.
A really old tree.
Do you understand?
Call Thac Dao for me.
Quickly.
Hey!
Play, play the scene, rock the scene
Made by DJ Supreme
Eliminated, terminated, exterminated
You better pack up and pack up
That I'll bury my arrival
Don't think I'm passin' it, I'm passin' it
Okay, let's go
Oh, you
What did you just say?
Huh?
What are you doing here?
I saw what you just said
What did you just say?
I'll bury my arrival
Go home
I don't want to
Go home
Go home, I'll go home
I'll see you in a few days
See you in a few days
Remember
Oh my
It's an ant
Give me medicine
Measure this tree
It's nothing
Measure 3 circles
Circle 1, write it down
Oh my god
It's beautiful
Circle 2
Circle 3
Circle 4
Circle 5
Circle 6
Circle 7
Circle 8
Circle 9
Circle 10
You two
You can't even handle an ant
How did you know
That my ant was on fire?
It almost killed me
Sir
Basically
That dog was so mean
What dog was so mean?
Today
I had some grilled food
I'm sorry for that dog
If it's still good, I'll eat it
That's right
If it's still bad, I'll eat it
Do you know how that dog barks?
It's because of you
It's so stupid
There's a grandson
He'll pray for you
Today, it's because of you
So what?
Who can I pray for?
Or should I build a house for him?
Come on
And that tree
I'll buy it in Hanoi
It's bigger than your house
Hey
Who are you teaching here?
Huh?
Or you can wear my beard
And say whatever you want?
Take it off
I wear a beard to pray
Where's the result?
Sir
Today, you're the judge?
What?
Where's the result?
The result?
I'm asking you
You're in charge of all the documents
Oh my god
Put it here
Oh my god
Come on
I've raised you up
I hope you're strong enough
To be the leader
But you're still so clumsy
You're so clumsy
Come on
You're almost 40
Please
Please tell me about your parents
I miss them so much
You miss them that much?
Huh?
Please
I guarantee 100%
Please
I beg you
I'm begging you
Please
I guarantee 100%
Let me show you
You're so clumsy
You're so excited
I'm happy
I'm short of money
I'm short of 2 million
I'm short of money
I'll give you this amount
Why are you short of money?
I don't know
Why don't you know?
I took all the money
I wrote it down for you
I counted 7 times
I'm short of 2 million
That's nonsense
I counted many times
The machine is running
It's so beautiful
Slowly
The machine is pushing
Slowly
10 times
Oh my god
Oh god
It's so bad
My god
Here
You did it
It's so bad
You're done
Let me see
Here
Oh my god.
Is it good?
Oh my god. Look at her smile.
Next time, don't wear glasses like this.
Your face will be defamed.
See?
Oh my god.
She looks like a movie actress.
Who is that?
I have a question.
Do you think I'm pretty?
You're so pretty.
Am I pretty?
You're full of dreams, right?
What are you talking about?
You're full of dreams.
Put it down.
What?
Now, we have to calculate
how to get the money back.
It's the investment money.
Hold this.
This one is good.
It's the investment money.
Oh.
Is this from Cun?
Hey.
What are you wearing?
I'm wearing earrings.
You can smile and talk, right?
Let me tell you.
People have two eyes and two ears.
There are hundreds of people in this village.
How many eyes and ears do you add?
Don't draw on the wall.
You're right.
I'm not a businessman like you.
How can I make a mistake
when I have two eyes and two ears?
Why do you lose your point of view?
It's not a point of view.
Give me 2 million.
If you don't give me, don't blame me.
I've given you all.
Or do you want to go out
to find a boy?
Go find a boy.
Go where?
Alright.
You stay here.
I'll go out.
It's wonderful.
It's great that we can do
such a great job.
Let me tell you.
There's nothing better than
intellectual investment.
We're really
a new generation.
To be honest,
Triet
always says that
I'm a useless person.
It's not true.
Detective Tu Cong Ly is here.
Hey.
Be careful.
This dog is fierce.
Don't let it bite you.
Alright?
Listen to me.
Today, you have to
bring Cuong Tuc Tuc
and Le Quang Gio
to my place.
I can't stand
a beautiful girl like her.
Alright.
Hey.
Did your grandson lose his bird?
No.
He's taking good care of his bird.
What can I do for you?
I'm Philip.
I'm an expert in
bird-fishing.
I mean
bird-fishing.
I heard that
you have a beautiful bird.
I want to visit your place.
Alright.
May I
let you in?
Of course.
Who are you?
It's me.
Oh my god.
Your pine tree
is so beautiful.
It's the most beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
I heard that
you have a pine tree
every day.
It's nothing.
Last year,
I sold my land
for 24,000,000 VND.
Now, it's 37,000,000 VND.
So I can make a little money.
Oh my god.
Do you make hundreds of millions
with dozens of pine trees?
Oh my god.
It's so hard to take care
of these noble princes.
It's even harder than
taking care of newly-weds.
But it's not a big deal
when we do research.
It's hard to take care of them
when they are still young.
It's even harder.
Hey,
I have someone to tell you.
Your father-in-law
saw this pine tree
and was so angry
that he threw it away.
Well,
Westerners are so natural.
When they see something beautiful,
they will buy it.
Let me do it.
No need.
Stand back.
Why don't you have breakfast?
Don't you want to have breakfast?
Yes.
You guys eat.
Is it true?
I don't think so.
It's true.
My father-in-law told me.
Come on.
You two eat quickly.
Did your father-in-law teach you
to eat slowly?
Yes, he did.
Every year, he teaches us
how to read and write.
So what?
We have to do it to eat.
What's wrong?
We have to take care of our health.
We don't have to take care of ourselves.
We have to take care of our parents.
Just drink a glass of wine.
I can't.
I can only eat now.
What are you doing?
You have to eat.
You look so sad.
You look like a baby.
Come on.
I'm telling you.
In the future,
you will have a hard time working.
So you have to eat sticky rice.
Do you understand?
You have to eat sticky rice.
I don't want to eat sticky rice.
If I eat sticky rice,
people will say it's for you.
Put your hand down.
I told you.
Let's eat congee.
We can't eat congee.
You look like a pig.
Are you a pig?
Why do you have to talk nonsense?
Here it is.
This is a special dish.
It's a pig's brain.
I'm a pig.
So I have to eat pig's brain.
Do you understand?
Do you want me to be stupid like a pig?
You're a pig.
If you don't want to eat pig's brain,
you can eat eggs.
Eggs have a lot of calcium.
Eggs have a lot of calcium?
What else?
Eggs have a lot of calcium.
We can eat eggs.
Let's eat.
Tung.
What?
Tung.
Let's eat.
Let's eat together.
Tung.
The wine is delicious.
I did it by accident.
It's okay.
It's delicious.
I'm so shy.
Hello.
Bao.
Do you see?
This neck is worth being old.
This beard is worth being a beard.
Huh?
A beard like a man.
If you don't have a beard,
you can wear a fake beard.
You look like a monk.
But uncle.
This is a seed, not a beard.
Seed?
We have to call it change.
We don't call it village anymore.
We have to call it luxury.
Hey.
Are you talking bad about him?
No, I'm not.
Go.
Put the laptop here.
Hurry up.
Hello.
Sit down.
It's okay.
You are a good student.
So I want to ask you a question.
Yes.
What do you think about morality,
responsibility,
and being a child?
Sir.
I'm over 20 years old.
I don't have much life experience.
So I need to learn a lot.
I don't dare to make any theories about life,
responsibility, and responsibility.
I just think that
if you don't like something,
you shouldn't do it with other people.
What about being a child?
With two words,
it's more like an action than a word.
That's right.
Give me an example.
For example,
my father had a stroke.
I heard that in Hanoi,
there is a very good doctor.
I went to work in the middle of the night for 3 months
to earn money to buy medicine and send it to my father.
Okay.
What about your girlfriend?
Huh?
Is it difficult?
Okay.
One more simple question.
How are you and Van doing now?
Sir.
If adults agree,
we plan to go to school
and find a stable job.
Then we will get married.
What?
You mean marriage?
Yes.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh my God
Nguyen Cong's family is so innocent.
Do you know
what this house means?
You want to get married?
I don't know anything.
Why do you want to get married?
Is that the plan?
Remember,
my Van is
the grandson of their family.
He is a talented
and intelligent
man.
From his father's
life
to his uncle's life,
he is very smart,
beautiful,
brave and gentle.
It's not easy
to get married.
Okay?
It's a bit difficult.
But of course,
it's just a matter of theory.
In fact,
if you really love Van,
you can be ready
to overcome
many difficult challenges.
You still have a chance.
Yes.
But first,
you have to overcome three challenges.
Oh my God.
One challenge is enough.
Come on.
You want to get married with Van?
That's right.
If you get married with Van,
you two will be a couple.
I thought it was a private matter,
but it turns out to be a public matter.
Have you heard it all?
On the 23rd of January,
it's the day of the apple.
Grandma,
who is the apple?
Ah,
the apple is a god
who controls
the whole house.
Do you understand?
Yes.
On that day,
people often buy fish
for the apple to fly up to heaven.
And on the Nativity,
people make a meal
to worship the ancestors
and invite the elders
to come home and celebrate with the family.
Grandma,
are those the people with the pictures?
Yes, that's right.
And on the Nativity,
people usually
worship outside
to pray to God
for good luck,
good health,
and all the good things
in the year.
Do you understand?
Yes.
I don't understand anything.
Grandma,
I tell you the truth.
Everything is just right.
My husband has passed away.
Now, even my son is unemployed.
You...
You have to...
How can you say that?
Cun,
let's go outside to talk to mom.
Yes.
Worshiping is a common thing.
In this family,
if Ly doesn't do it,
who else will?
I know,
when you become the daughter-in-law,
there are still many things
you don't like about me.
But I also hope that
you and Ly can get along
and help each other.
I'm also difficult.
It's all because of you
and Cun.
I'm only 2 years old.
I can't do anything.
What happened?
My husband...
What did he do?
Calm down and tell me.
My husband...
What did he do?
Stop reading books.
List all the books
I have invested in you.
I'm studying.
Nonsense.
How much did you invest?
I haven't seen the money yet.
Telephone,
DVD player,
movie rental,
cinema,
books,
wine,
clothes,
equipment,
masks,
guns,
toys,
all in all,
7,218,900 VND.
See?
How much did you invest?
Why didn't you give me any money?
I'm laughing at you.
Didn't you hear that
it takes 1 hour to raise a 3-year-old?
How can I raise it right away?
I need time.
Time for what?
I promised you many times
I won't give you money.
I just want some fresh air.
To be honest,
I've thought about it.
Let's go back to Hau Phuong.
I'll make a plan.
We'll catch some guys.
What guys?
We'll catch some thugs.
Thugs?
What do you mean?
We'll catch some criminals.
Got it?
No.
Girls should stay at home.
Don't talk like Tung.
Stay at home.
Uncle.
What are you looking at?
Huh?
What?
Do you think you look like
a Korean movie star?
You're nearly 40 years old
but you still look like a Korean movie star.
Do you think you look like a Korean movie star?
What's wrong?
You haven't eaten anything since this morning?
You haven't eaten anything today.
You've been lying down
and sitting.
You've turned off the laptop.
You've been mumbling.
You're so lucky.
Look at you.
You haven't eaten anything
since this morning.
You're sweating.
You're starving.
Give it to me.
I don't get it.
A pine tree isn't a golden tree.
Why do people keep coming up?
You're so unlucky.
He's my uncle
but I don't understand
how he can
scream
like that.
He's a big girl.
He can't scream louder.
He's a big girl.
But you're ill-educated.
I don't get it.
Why do people keep coming up?
But you're ill-educated.
Why do people keep coming up?
Can you buy it back? I'll meet you later.
Try it.
Here. 5,000 VND.
Hello, uncle.
Have you had breakfast?
Where have you been?
Have you found the precious tree?
Yes.
I went from last night to now.
I've searched the whole village.
I couldn't find the big tree.
Which tree is smaller than the one you're studying?
Did you look for the tree in a massage or karaoke shop?
Yes. Massage or karaoke.
I went to Huong's shop yesterday.
I sat there and...
No.
There's no such thing.
Don't think about it.
Shut up!
Do you think I'm stupid?
I know which one is male and which one is female.
And you're so stingy.
Go away!
If you find the tree, come back here with me.
Tien Bromance Extra Story
Dao!
Why are you so beautiful?
Hello?
Hello, uncle.
I've finished the job you gave me the other day.
What?
I've finished the job you gave me the other day.
This one?
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
Yes.
What?
The pine tree you're studying.
And I've found a few more pine trees.
A few more pine trees are here?
You're so stupid.
Just let me do it.
No, no, no.
I got it.
I got it, I got it.
Good job.
Hey.
You're so good.
There are a few more pine trees in here.
You're so good.
Oh, sit down.
Consider it as the first challenge.
I got it.
There are two more challenges.
Yes.
Have you met Van yet?
Wait a minute.
Why are you in such a hurry?
If I pass the first two challenges, I'll finish the job.
Okay?
But that's okay.
I'll give you some doping.
So you have enough conditions to pass the other two.
Hi, Van.
Uncle?
Yes.
She needs to meet you.
Who is it?
I'll be brief.
Van.
Miu Miu.
Hi, Gau Gau.
Why are you here?
I have something to do.
What are you doing?
I'm cleaning the table.
Do you miss me?
I always miss you.
Do you miss me?
Of course.
Kiss me if you miss me.
Come on.
Go away.
Kiss me.
Go away.
Now, the second challenge.
Okay?
The second one.
Are you ready?
