Skateboard Weltmeister gesteht Betrug | 4 Feinde Podcast

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Der "Skateboard Weltmeister" Charlie Miller befindet sich heute auf dem Höhepunkt seiner Karriere. Dieser Höhepunkt lässt jedoch noch einiges zu wünschen übrig z. B. Leistung, Talent oder ernstzunehmende Bemühungen. Er veranstaltete seine eigene Skateboard Weltmeisterschaft, bei der er Jahr für Jahr gewann und die Preise einheimste. Jetzt muss er sich den Feinden im Interview stellen.
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Introduce yourself.
I'm Charlie Miller.
I'm a skateboard world champion.
Since when are you a skateboard world champion?
I've been skateboarding for 6 years.
Every year I became world champion.
When did you start skating?
6 years ago.
I became world champion.
How did you learn that so fast?
There wasn't a lot of competition.
Why wasn't there a lot of competition?
It was a non-official world championship.
Can I ask a very direct question?
Yes.
Did you organize these world championships yourself
and were you the only participant?
There were other participants,
but I organized them, yes.
Who else was there?
My father.
My father sits in the wheelchair.
My uncle.
His legs are fully functional.
Yes, but he doesn't have arms.
You already know that it's ridiculous.
The world champion title.
Yes, but everyone says that.
They always say that.
Until you show Oli.
Until I reverse the kickflip
and do 360 degrees.
Yes.
What did you do before your skating time
of 6 years ago?
I published things at Soundcloud for a long time.
Under another name.
What was the name?
The best rapper in the world.
Flixi Floxi was my name.
I did so-called dubstep remixes
of classic songs.
You were probably world champion there, too.
Yes, I was world champion in classic songs.
Soundcloud world champion.
Yes, exactly.
It was relatively unsuccessful,
I can honestly say.
I'm not someone who tries to get bigger
than he is.
And then I became world champion.
Since then we have been successful.
Is there anything you're really good at?
I'm already good at my job.
What job?
This is already a public platform.
Do you want to explain
what you do professionally
under the pseudonym Flixi Floxi?
I can do that.
I sell grass in parks
to young and old people.
I have good prices,
I have good material, I'm always there.
Wouldn't it be a goal to become really good somewhere?
In the long run, the idea is
that I make the world championship
in skating so big
that it overthrows the current
official world championship.
So I'm the real world champion.
I'm really sorry that I invited my cousin.
But you said he's the world champion, right?
Yes, he always told me that he's the world champion.
If I am officially known
as the one world champion,
then the sponsors will also come.
And then I don't have to worry
anymore that the guy
I rent my grass from
once threatened to cut my finger off
if I don't deliver faster.
So that's not hand and foot at all.
That's complete nonsense.
Your uncle and your father,
that's hand and foot.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I think a problem is
when you formulate your plans
like this in the podcast.
I mean, you have to know
whether we should publish the episode.
Because people will make fun of you.
And I think I know
if you want that.
It's good that he tells me that.
Because the way it is now,
it's shit.
The way you present yourself here,
it's absolutely shit.
And the way you walk around,
you can see you and you know
you're not a world champion.
I wouldn't even send you
to buy basil,
I trust you so little when I look at you.
Because you're probably afraid
that I'm smoking the basil.
No, because I just don't trust you
that you can buy it and go broke with it.
Because your plans are
so unstructured and unthinkable.
I don't trust him at all.
So maybe you should do
an internship in the Altenheim
to know how it works.
I help my uncle,
my father-in-law all the time.
Yes, you help him by sending him
skateboarding and then breaking it
on the halfpipe so that you feel really cool.
No, it was just like that.
Yes, and I think that if you start
to cry here now,
that doesn't help either.
Really, you drive your life to the wall.
You don't check anything.
Wow, that makes me so angry,
how you don't check anything.
In your head, the kickflip
hasn't been flipped yet.
Dude, how you don't check anything.
Just think about it,
we've been saying that for years.
So there's been this family tension for a long time.
The guy doesn't check anything.
It has nothing to do with tension.
You know, you just think
you have an uncle who has no arms,
a father without legs
and then his cousin stands up
and has no brain.
Do you know what kind of life that is?
I imagine that hard.
Do you know what kind of life that is?
Because you think, yes, my only family member
who somehow still has all the limbs together
invites me to the podcast.
And then he blames you
in front of your podcast friends.
Do you know what kind of feeling that is?
He doesn't check because
we're talking about him right now.
You don't have to cry yet.
Do you understand what your cousin...
Yes, but maybe he could have told me nicer.
I've been trying for years
somehow.
Do you know how often I've already
turned the skateboard wheels loosely
so that you stop driving around
like such an a**hole.
Instead, half of the tire falls off
and you drive in a circle
for two hours
and think you're fat.
I found it quite impressive
when I drove home with two wheels.
He doesn't check that.
He doesn't check anything.
Didn't you ever ask yourself
why your skateboards break so often
and somehow rattle overnight?
No, I thought it was...
I don't know much about skateboards either.
I thought they didn't last long.
What's his first name?
Charlie.
Like the monkey.
He doesn't check that.
But still, thank you for your message.
You don't check anything.
There's the door, by the way.
Push the door handle down.
Piss off!
