XÚC XÍCH CAY PHỦ PHÔ MAI VÀ CHUYỆN THẢO HẾT TỒ | Hai Anh Em P.657 | Phim Tình Cảm Hài Hước Gãy Media

Now, you stand here, you dance, you sing. In general, you do whatever you can to attract Long To's attention. We will go to his garden to pick guava, okay? Why do I have to stand here and dance? You're so weak. This is what people call... Western style, you know? That's right. Your responsibility is a bit too high. No one can do it except you, Thao. Yes, I understand. Don't worry. I will complete the mission perfectly. Shake it, shake it. Shake it. This girl is crazy. Why does she want to dance? Long, come and dance with me. Do you think I'm good at dancing? Come on. Please, I beg you. I'm handsome, I'm hot, okay? Come here and dance. I don't like dancing. You don't like dancing? Okay, let me dance for you. Are you crazy? Don't you dare insult me. I'm not crazy. Why do you insult me? Don't worry. I'm as ugly as a dog. No one can love me. Come on, Long. What's wrong with her? Hey, hey, hey. What's wrong with you? It's you. Look at your sister. Is she crazy? Oh. Long, Long. Don't go. Stand there and watch me dance. Are you crazy? Why are you dancing? I'm doing a big job. It's not like what you think. What's the big job? Tell me. I was assigned by Quynh, Tuyen and Hung to help Long to pick guavas. Oh, my God. Why are you so confident in your beauty? Why don't you accept the job of picking guavas but you accept this job to make people laugh? Aren't you ashamed? I don't understand anything. They told me this was a big job. If I didn't attract the enemy, they would never be able to pick guavas. You're so stupid. While you were dancing here, they picked guavas and ate them all. Don't think badly of me. They said they would leave some for me. Really? Then I'll be honest with you. I'll take you to see if they leave some guavas for you. Let's go. Leave some for me. Eat them all. What about Thao? No. She likes it. Hieu will give it to her. But I promised to give it to her. Promises are not in Quynh's dictionary. But I feel sorry for Thao. She's so stupid. She believes everything she says. I'm teaching her to be smart. She's more likely to be fooled in real life. You're right. Did you hear that? He's your good brother. Quynh, do you think you can do that to me? You're so stupid. You have to use your brain. You listen to everything others say. My brain is still normal. I have nearly 10 good students. Yes. You may be good at studying, but God took your intelligence. In other words, you're still young and green. Did you hear that? You're still so stupid. When will you learn? I want to be smart, but God won't let me. Maybe because I'm so beautiful, so God is jealous of me. I have an idea. Don't play tricks on her. I'm serious. I have a catchphrase. You want to be stupid, right? Eat spicy sausage with cheese. Where did you learn that catchphrase? Learn what? In the past, I was as stupid as Thảo. But one day, I suddenly wanted to eat spicy sausage with cheese. I made a dozen of them and I'm so smart now. Quynh, do you have to eat 16 sausages to improve your intelligence? I won't give you 16 sausages. Eat 5 or 7 sausages. I want to be smart, too. I don't believe you. If you want to eat spicy sausage with cheese, just say it. You can change it. You don't believe me, right? Now, we have sausages. You just have to make Thảo and us eat. Believe or not, it doesn't matter. Okay? That's right, Hieu. Sausages are usually expensive. Now Quynh has it. Why don't you make it for us? Okay. Or... Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Hello everyone. Today, Hieu and Team Gay TV will make spicy sausage with cheese together. Here, Hieu has sausages and he has cut them in half. Hieu has cut them. Now, we will fry the sausages first. Don't let it burn. Now, the sauce. Now, we will make the sauce. We will put in this bowl 1 tablespoon of chili powder, 1 tablespoon of sugar, 2 tablespoons of soy sauce, 1 tablespoon of chili sauce, 100ml of water, and 1 tablespoon of tomato sauce. Now, we will mix it well. After the sauce is done, we will pour the sauce into the sausages. Now, we will put in Thảo, garlic and cheese. Done. Wow. This is my first time eating spicy sausage with cheese. Wow, it looks delicious. Give me a bowl. Hey, wait. You eat first. Thảo, how can I eat a whole pan like this? Don't eat too much. You are too smart. That's right. Eat. Wow. You have to eat this piece. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. It's so delicious, Hiếu. Oh my god, Thảo. Hey, eat slowly. We want to be smart too. Hey, I know you want to be smart, but you eat slowly. We want to eat too. Huh? You guys keep eating. If you eat like this, if you eat slowly like this, you will be like Thùy Mịnh Đết Na. Eat slowly. Eat. Ouch. I'm so full. I've never been this full. Ouch. It's so hot. Hey, you guys. Why did you go to school so early? Hey, what's wrong, Thảo? I don't know. Since I finished eating sausage, I have a stomachache. I can't breathe. I can't lie down. I can't walk. My stomach is like a hole. Thảo, how many sausages did you eat? I don't know. About 10. No, 15. I don't think so. I don't remember. Oh my god. How can you say that? Hey, you eat like this, people will call you master. Why do you eat so much? I eat a lot. And it's spicy. That's why it's strange. Because I heard from Quỳnh that eating spicy sausage with cheese is smart. So I eat a lot. I'm not greedy. Okay. In short, do you think you're smart now? Smart? I mean have you found your intelligence yet? I haven't found it yet. So, have you realized anything? No, I haven't. I haven't seen any changes. Oh my god. There's no such thing as eating spicy sausage with cheese to be smart. If so, everyone in this world has eaten it. I know right away that you lied to him. I'm smart. I only blame his face. He's still stupid. I don't know. You lied to me. If I'm not smart, I can't go anywhere. If I have a stomachache, I'll die for you. Okay. Now, you take this garlic and put it in your stomach. After a while, when you can breathe, you'll feel better. Really? Really. That's my mom. I asked my dad on the phone. Hey, Thao. Eat more guava leaves. It's good for your stomach. Eat it. Hey, do you eat raw? It's like bird's milk. What if I eat it? The more bird's milk, the better. I hate you. You're disgusting. Thao, eat guava leaves. Don't worry about bird's milk. You have to eat raw to be effective. Are you done? Not yet. I ate guava leaves and put garlic in my stomach but I'm still hungry. That's right. Here. You have to drink my cat apple wine. Make sure it's all over your stomach. Are you crazy? How can a cat apple keep your stomach full? You don't know anything. Every time my dad has a stomachache, he makes one or two boxes of this cat apple in one go. You have to believe me. I'm smarter than you. But I'm only 16 years old. I haven't had any stimulant yet. That's right. This is Lendman guava flower. It's not a stimulant. You should try it. You guys should try it too. It's so good. Are you crazy? I'll try it. It's so good. You want to try? I have one. Give it to me. Here you are. It's a bit spicy but it's good. Can I have another one? Stop. I'll drink it. I'm not going to share it with anyone. I'll drink it. Here you are. It's not good. I'll drink it. Okay. You think you're pretty? You're crazy. You guys are so stupid. You're not good at anything. I'm not stupid. I'm stupid and good at fighting. It's all your fault. I said I'd drink one or two cups. Why do you keep asking me? I have this allergy. After this time, you'll be smarter. And you should learn to not listen to Quynh. Thao, have I become smarter? A little bit. Please buy some vegetables. Tuyet, buy some vegetables. They're green and delicious. How much are they? Sell them to me. I'll buy a whole bunch of them. Hieu, Tuyet said sell them to me. I'll buy 10 bunches. How much is a bunch? Go away. You're a chicken. Hieu. Five cents. Okay. I'll buy a whole bunch. There are 10 bunches here. I'll buy them. I'll pay for you. Okay. Here's the money. Okay. I'll borrow the basket. Wait for me. Okay. Hieu, I've sold all the vegetables. That's fast. How much did you sell? 5,000 like you said. When did I say that? You just said it. Why did you say 5,000? 5,000? When? I was talking to 5,000 in my friend's game. My friend's name is 5. Your friend's name is 5? I thought you said 5,000. 5,000. Okay. 5,000 is fine. Hieu. Let's use this money to sell cheese sausage. No one will buy it. Who? Okay. You're so smart. Let's do it. Cheese sausage. Okay. I'll go. I'm smart now. Why are you so smart all of a sudden? It's me. Cheese sausage. Tuyet. Come here. Try this cheese sausage. It's delicious. Run. You're dead. Hieu. Help me. What is it? Cheese sausage. Let me try it. It's delicious and cheap. I'll buy a lot. Try it. Here you are. It's delicious. Try this cheese sausage. We'll give you guava leaves and cat's milk. It's good. How much will you give me? 20,000 for one. What? 20,000 for one? It's 2,000. It's expensive but delicious. Sell it to me. Okay. How much will you sell? Sell it cheap and I'll buy it all. Okay. Let me ask Hieu. Hieu. Tuyet will buy it all. How much will you sell? 17,000. It's 7,000. Only 7,000? Yes. That's all. Pack it all. Hurry up. Okay. Let me pack it. I'm lucky today. Tuyet. Here you are. Tuyet. You're our client. That's why we sell it cheap. Don't tell anyone. Okay. Thank you. Here's the money. I'll give you 20,000 tomorrow. But remember to sell it cheap. Okay. Don't worry. We'll sell it cheap. Okay. I'm leaving. Thank you. You're so pretty. She's pretty. You're so smart. I did it. I sold 20 in 5 seconds. Good. Let's continue. The target this time is Long To. Long. What? Do you eat sausage with cheese? How much? 20,000 for one. What? Are you kidding me? There are only 10,000 at the gate. But you know how to cook. Do you want to try? No. Do you want to kill me? Sausage with cheese. It's delicious. Yes, it is. He's not only stupid. Don't ask me. I can't. I have to ask him to make 50 more. I'll sell it tomorrow. I'll take 10. How much? Let me ask Hieu. Hieu. How much is it? 17. Yes. 7 for one. What? 7? Are you stupid? If you don't hear it, why do you say 7 for one? I heard it. How about 5? I'll sell it for 20. It's hard. I can't. Let's do it. I'll keep it a secret. I'll give you 6. If you don't take it, that's it. Okay. 6. Take it. But you can't tell anyone. We love you the most. That's why we give you the cheapest price in the market. Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. You guys are so stupid. You said it was the cheapest. Now you sell it to Long To. Here you are. Thank you. Next time, I'll buy it and sell it to my friends. Okay. You sell it for 10,000. I'll keep it. Next time, sell it for 50,000. Okay. Don't worry. Here you are. Oh my god. I feel like I got money from the most weird guy in this village. I'm so happy. Hey. Go home and be a new mom. It's better to sell it. I'm so happy for you. If I don't have a song with this price, Tuyet and Long won't dare to buy it. Okay. You're so smart this time. Okay. Now go home and be a new mom. Tomorrow morning, we'll trick the other chickens. Okay? Deal. Let's go. You guys are so smart. Just wait. Why no one comes to buy it? Hey, Thao. Who's going to date today? Ms. Tuyet, Mr. Long, Ms. My. 30 chickens for each person. And Mr. Huy, Mr. Phong, Ms. Long, Mr. Loc. 6 chickens for each person. You guys. I can't call anyone. Let's go find it. I'll deliver it. We can't waste food. Let's go. Ms. Tuyet. Where are you going? We've been waiting for you. Why don't you come back to buy it? We've been looking for you all the time. I don't buy tricks. Trick? We didn't trick you. You said selling to me is the cheapest in the market. Why did you sell to Long? Ms. Tuyet. You got it wrong. We sell to you the cheapest. Stop it. Don't make a deal. Let me show you the evidence. See if you can argue. Here. I'll show you. I filmed all of this yesterday. What? Do you have anything to say? Ms. Tuyet. We'll solve it slowly. Where's Thao? Hey, you guys. You're a bunch of liars. Come on, Long. Let's talk. Talk about what? You said selling to me is the cheapest in the market. Why did you sell to Kimmy the cheapest? Long. They gave the fake Thao the wrong price. So we can buy it cheaply. Everyone is greedy. Shut up. How dare you talk back to me? Dad. Ms. Tuyet. What's going on? Mr. Dai. Dad. I'm sorry. It's not me. You're a liar again? It's true. It's Thao. They said I was stupid. So I wanted to be smart. I see. I'll teach you a lesson. I'm sorry. I won't do it again. You won't? Dad.