American vs Scottish Whisky

I'm on my own, and drinking on your own is never fun. This one looks a bit more pissy. Like unhealthy pissy. That one smells smoother. This one smells sweeter. Okay, they must smell like whisky. Oh! Okay, tastes like whisky. Oh! She's a fierce one. I like the burn on the back of the throat, but that one just burns the whole mouth. It's nice. Delicious. I'll drink that and forget my problems. That one's milder. Yeah, milder. On a bleh factor, this one is slightly more... less... bleh. This one, you get drunk, you wake up in the morning, you're on Amazon.com. This one, you get drunk, you wake up in the Amazonian rainforest. This one. Well, that's not a Scottish man. Mirka. I was right with this one here. Andy the Fray never drank a lot of whisky, but when he did, it went down smooth. I drink this all the time, no wonder I was like, ah, that one, yeah. It may appear hazy if chilled. I'll be honest, a lot of stuff appears hazy once you drink this. When I was a kid, I used to say like 40% flour, didn't get really confused, but I was like, but the bottle's full. It's whisky! You know, I smell this as if I'm going to go like, mmm, oak, but all I can go, mmm, whisky. I would assume this has more artificial colouring and preservatives, whereas this one smells more organic. Ugh, ugh, ugh. I like this one. Already. You could just sip away at that in a bar. Look real cool. There's a big difference. That tastes like, um, wood. Tastes kind of like my, my lips are all like, hot. Yeah, that's much stronger. Oh, yeah. This one's more like, uh, I'm meeting up with like friends and all, and I'll have one or two to start the day. There's no doubt. I didn't think this was going to be as easy as it is. This one's more like, I'm going to be blackout for 40 years. Yeah, that one's much easier. Oh, Morgan. Oh, Sean Connery. Oh, it's Sean again. Does this say anything about wood in this? Do they chuck a load of wood into it? I'm going with the bourbons a bit, basically. That's what it is. I just like bourbons better. This looks like something someone on a bus would drink. It's a cool bottle. That's great. There's a little, uh, bit on the side. The Beam family. Which one did you get? You can collect the whole family. Oh my god, they're both orangey brown. Oh, that smells really yummy. It smells like it's going to really hurt. Oh. Ugh. Oh, yeah. That's weak as hell. Flip. No, that is pure fire. It's not too bad, actually. They're both not that bad. Oh, f*** me. That's pretty strong. Ugh. These are not fun. These are bad drinks. That one tastes stronger alcoholically. But that one tastes, like, more kind of tangy. Gross. Ugh, I can tell you that smells are delicious. These are horrible. Ah, I feel like I prefer that one out of that one. You know, in a kind of a, what do you prefer? Lava or acid kind of a way. This one makes me think bad choices. So I presume that's America. Ah! Yeah. He looks very shocked. Does he know he's representing whisky today? This whole video has just been me and Morgan Freeman having a few delicious drinks together. Kentucky. Doesn't taste like chicken, though. This is something David Cameron would enjoy. Altogether, that was the best one. I clearly just like bourbons. The moral of the story is Irish whisky is far superior, so both of yous can go back to acting. Let me ask you, Sean Conroy, what's your favorite type of whisky? There's no whisky I like more.