Cheap Vs. Expensive Champagne Taste Test

That's it? I'm supposed to feel rich when I open this. It's pretty. I'll give it that. That's a beautiful liquid. I don't drink very often, but when I do, champagne's worth that. I think champagne is made by fairies. I haven't had champagne in hours. I feel like a good champagne should be really light and crisp and should be just... This one's a little too pea-yellowy for me. It's got a little stank on it. The more stank, the more expensive it is? I don't know. We're writing down how much we think it is. $15.43. Does anything cost that? I think I might have overshot. I think it's $80. No. What? No! Everyone drink. Alright. Whoa. That's delightful. Yeah. This is like what you bring out to your ladies' night book club. It's definitely fruitier than the other one. What kind of fruit? All of them. $35 a bottle. There's a lot of bubbles, and thus, I think it's about a medium-priced champagne. I'm gonna say $17.99. Whoa! We got it exactly right? Yeah. If the price is right, you get like $500. You know when you eat like live octopus? No. When you eat live octopus, it like bites at you, you know? Because you're both like clawing into nature, just like eating each other. This is mimosa champagne. That's what this is. This is what you pour into orange juice. If this is expensive, I'm leaving. I'm a simple boy. If I like something, it's probably cheap, and if I hate something, it's probably expensive. It's gotta be over $9,000. I've always pronounced it kooks. This has failed me in every way. This is the size of my face. Last one, y'all. That one's the one where like you put it in your, it goes in your mouth and your cheeks go. It would actually be good with the apple juice in it. Oh, that's dangerous, man. Once you add juice, you're gonna down that like a month. You're damn right I will. That's not very good. I'm gonna win this round. This is a $75 bottle of champagne. I'm gonna go with $29.99. I think this is like in the middle of the road. $8.59. I felt like it was a pretty weak champagne. I'll take that one. Really? You were over. Today we tasted a couple different kinds of champagne. I still think champagne is made by fairies. I feel wonderful. We did what my good friend 50 Cent would call a champagne campaign.