The Miami Heat are… lucky?: Major Passons takes five

the hot topic for Miami Heat Twitter right now is Bill Simmons saying that the Miami Heat are lucky basically because they're good at what they do you heard that right he's saying Miami Heat are lucky because they drafted bam they drafted hero they drafted Hami hakz and because Jimmy Butler wanted to go to them apparently it's lucky to be good now you know what this really is this is is trying to cope because he does not believe that the Boston Celtics are as good as he says they are he is scared he is still scared of the Miami Heat the little known heat hiding in the darkness starting to make themselves seen a little bit post Allstar break starting to show a little bit more and he is having flashbacks to when he's sing the bleachers like this yep he's having flashbacks to that he is scared he is terrified Bill Simmons is a clown was it luck when the Nets traded everything they've ever had for three aging stars that weren't good anymore who' those picks turn out to be oh Jason Tatum Jaylen Brown everyone that was you know good for them recently and all their assets were the Celtics lucky that Drew holiday was traded by the Bucks and then sent to the Celtics yep but no the heat are the lucky team because Portland when your team's the one that benefited more were the Celtics a lucky team that they got porzingis for really cheap H don't think so right let me let me say this Bill Simmons we know you're terrified we know you're scared you've told us all year long now you're trying to cope cuz you refuse to believe it's real the heat do this every year to you you're scared just keep coping we'll see you in the playoffs and you'll be watching us from TV complaining once again there's no way the heat can do this this Celtics are the much better team the Celtics win a lot of Series against the heat on paper Unfortunately they don't win him on the court though and that's what matters so keep coping we got Jimmy Butler waiting and you know speaking of Jimmy pre-all-star break 21 points post Allstar break 26 points seven rebounds seven assist amazing defense absolutely taking over games it is what it is at this point we all know what's going to happen Bill Simmons can refuse to believe it or he can just trust his eyes go Heat