Neymar Jr Unforgettable Ridiculous Goals

Coutinho, Neymar, Neymar still, that's why he's so special, he's not played in more than three months. Neymar, they can't contain him, he's gone through the whole lot of them, unbelievable, unbelievable. Stint in the Premier League with Manchester United, Neymar for Venati, back to Neymar again, Neymar curls it, what a brilliant goal that is, they've not threatened really. Oh through the legs of Lemoine, wonderful skill, Mbappe, back to Neymar, chance here to make it five, Neymar does so, the goals are getting better and better here at the Parc des Princes. Look at the room here for Neymar who's on side and Neymar, oh yes, that is a gorgeous goal from Neymar who scores in back-to-back matches for Brazil. Baja Neymar, what a game from Neymar, looking for a space between two, Neymar holds on, oh how it goes from Balbón through the centre, Neymar can filter for Cavani, Neymar, Neymar, Neymar. Burst through again, so many runners and he's picked up Neymar, what a finish by Neymar, he's in this mood. Diallo, Diallo for Neymar, it's Neymar, brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Neymar doing likewise here, Messi over it, here's Neymar, he certainly can. That is not a mistake, Verratti's pass, oh the run from Neymar who has hooked it, past the goalkeeper and Paris Saint-Germain have scored from their first chance. An exquisite ball over the top from Verratti, Neymar spotted. Kylian Mbappé, he can pass it to Neymar, Mbappé in the box, Neymar, Neymar dribbling, there were three defenders in front of him, it's 2-1-0 on this 1-2, Neymar, Mbappé. Yes, it's the great Neymar, it's the Neymar we love, it's not about the gestures. Yes, this Messi's ball is good, with Neymar, Neymar, 10 to put the excellent Messi's ball back in the field of repair, the technique. Here they come again, Neymar up the middle, into the 18, just runs through the defence like it's standing still, Brazil's in front with a wonder goal from the wonder kid. Might be their best playmaker but he's also their best goal scorer, this time no one to play the through ball through, Portuguese defenders not willing to bite, they give him a bit of an escort into the area. Well Hakimi's won it, Mbappé's missed it, Neymar won't, 5-0, it's a calamity at the back from Lille. For Brazil to make it three and consummately taken goal, first moment of the second half and Neymar again the centre of attention. South Africa must wish they could kick off all...