Ranking The Best Vodkas!

Vodkas are more popular than ever, and with so many brands to choose from, it might feel impossible to pick the right one. So unless you taste test every single damn brand, you're probably going to base your decision off how cute the bottle is. So today, we're taste testing the six top selling vodkas. So you don't have to. Let's get boozing. All right, the rating system is simple. One is best, and six is worst. Join us in a game of... I'll give you vodka. Which vodka is the best? Well, my friends, we will soon find out on this next episode of Stay Boozy. All right, guys, so for the first drink, we got the Grey Goose. This is a more expensive vodka, obviously. So we'll have the gangsta's drink. It tastes nice. I like it. It definitely tastes like... It's a lot softer. Yeah, it kind of has that watery taste. There's this vodka I really like. I have to shout him out. It's really good. This stuff. If you guys can find this in your local liquor store, get some. It's delicious. It's made out of freaking... Glacier water. Anyway, yeah, this is good. That stuff is really good. It's just water. This has a good taste. You can definitely taste that vodka flavor. It's not super acidic, though. A lot of cheaper vodkas have that kind of acidic taste to it. You don't taste it. For me right now, just because I don't know how the others are going to taste, I'm going to give... I would say, for me, Grey Goose is like a four. It's like a four? A four. Just start off with, because I don't know what I got. What do you think? Do you think we should go higher? It's kind of middle, but it's the higher middle, at least. It's in the middle of the playing field, but... Let's do four for now? Yeah. All right, for now, we're putting Grey Goose at a four. I don't know why I can't get my numbers down, guys, but I do this multiple times through the video where I put like a three is a four or whatever. So, my bad. I did the same thing in the White Claw video. I'll put a link right here. Ting. But just make sure you look at the numbers and not what I'm saying. Let's continue. All right, guys, next drink is Smirnoff. Everyone's had Smirnoff. It's like the party drink for sure. Cheers. Let's see how it is. You can smell it. No, this has that like more chemical, acidic... Ethanol. Tastes like you're like 16 and you got like 20 bucks in your wallet. And you're like, hey, what can we get a huge bottle of to get the whole fam turned up? That's what it tastes like. This tastes like a hangover tomorrow. Yeah, I mean, just drinking it, I feel like I'm getting hungover already. I give this one. I think I personally, I would give this a one. For now, it would be a one. A six. Or a six. I'm sorry. See what I mean. Six for you? Yeah. All right. Smirnoff for now is the loser. Let's see how the next vodka goes. All right, guys. This next one is Tito's. Tito's is pretty good. I already know. I mean, they do pretty good. People say it's like the good. It's like the best value for your buck when it comes to vodka. That's pretty smooth. Tastes very smooth. That is very smooth. Very smooth. Also, I mean, it is distilled six times. That's definitely why we get that smoothness. It's super smooth. I don't know about the Grey Goose. It says they use French waters because they're fancy. But nothing about being distilled. I really like Tito's and I know it's significantly cheaper than the Grey Goose. Because like a little bottle like this is 20 bucks for the Grey Goose. I think this was like 15, 12. Something like that. I don't remember. Pretty reasonable. But I mean, no. It tastes really good. Like this is one that you don't have to mix with. Like this is like you got to mix with it because it's just so sharp. I like my hard liquor just with water and ice. That's how I drink usually. You cannot do that with this. No, you need to mix that with. Some Coke. Something. Cane. No, some Coca-Cola. This is pretty good. This is really good. Just water and vodka. This is good. I need to taste the Grey Goose one more time to see which one I like more. They have a different aftertaste. And Grey Goose is harder on that vodka. Everybody knows that vodka taste. The Grey Goose has a little bit more acidity than the Tito's. Burned your nose hair taste. I don't think it's that strong, but it does have a lot more. I think it's stronger. Tito's is smoother than the Grey Goose. It does have more of an ethanol taste. Tito's, I think, should take Grey Goose's place. I think Grey Goose should go to number three. Yeah, let's do it. I am hopeless. Grey Goose, you went down a point. Tito's, you're on top. Let's see what's next. Alright guys, next up is the Svetka. The Swedish vodka. Let's see how this tastes, man. This is definitely cheaper. Like the Absolut. Or the Smirnoff, sorry. It's got that ethanol taste behind it. It's so much ethanol. That's almost worse than the Smirnoff. This tastes like it was home brewed. While I was making this drink, he's like, I drink this in my vodka right here, the Svetka. What's wrong with you, man? I need to get some better taste buds. Now that he's on Stay Boozy, maybe he'll elevate them taste buds a little bit. My goodness. This tastes like a hangover too, man. Now I have to do this. You're making me taste the nasty Smirnoff again. I don't even want to taste it. It's better than Smirnoff, though. Smirnoff is gasoline. They're both bad. They're both really bad. I don't know. I can't tell which one's worse. You like the Svetka more? Than the Smirnoff, yeah. Svetka gets number two. Here I go again. It's not really a number two. It's more like two ones. Just so you guys know. Let's do the next drink. Alright, guys. Next vodka is the Absolut. Cheers, my friend. Absolut. What's the cool, interesting facts about this one? Gosh, I really like this. Produced in Sweden, so it comes out of the same place as Svetka. Yeah, except for it's like... This is from the... That's the ghetto. That's the hood. This is the north side. This is nice. This is... I think this is the smoothest one, actually. So far, I think this one beats Tito. What's crazy is they're all 40%. They're all 80%. And these taste... Even this one. This one tastes... If you're doing it with just water, these taste like you're just drinking water. But I cannot believe... Like, this tastes like it's Hunter-proof. Like alcohol. Some gasoline. It tastes like Hunter-proof. Distilled in your grandma's basement. I don't know which one's better. They're both pretty good. Taste the other one. They have different aftertaste. The Absolut is a little bit more bitter, I think. Really? I almost adopted. But also, it's been sitting in the ice. Maybe it got a little more diluted. I was really considering that. I really think that the Absolut is gonna... In my opinion. Go up above. Yeah, because I'm thinking about when I first took it. Yeah, Absolut's... Absolut so far is winning. Yeah. Let's do the final vodka. Already? Already, I know. The final? The finale. Alright, guys. The last drink is the Sky. The Sky vodka. Let's see how this tastes. Here we go. It's not bad. This is 40% to Made in San Francisco. No, this one's good. Actually, this one's gonna have my heart to it. Because when we were drinking, I thought that this was the one that I usually get. But this is the one that I usually get. Sky. Busted. I'm a whiskey drinker, so I don't really go into the vodkas. What's your favorite whiskey? You're gonna laugh when I say this. You're gonna laugh. Crown Royal. Crown Royal, that's my thing, man. I should have had him on the freaking Starbucks video. Link above, because he's a basic bitch. Oh, hey, guys. By the way, if you like content like this, please hit like. Please hit subscribe. I just spit everywhere. And turn on your notification bell, because we do videos like this every single week. And it really helps the YouTube algorithm. And I really appreciate you guys. You guys are freaking amazing. What do you rate this? What do you think? I already have my thought out there. To be honest, I think I'm gonna trade on good old Sky. I think it goes second, and Absolute goes above it. I disagree. For me, it is Sky, Tito's, and then Absolute. For me. So move those up to Tito? Tito was really good off in the beginning. This is really easy to drink, though. But we have had like six of them, so that might be why, too. That might help. Dramatically. I would put it in third. I was gonna play second. Is it worth our friendship? Third sounds great. Alright, Absolute's the winner. Tito's, and then Sky Vodka. Guys, Grey Goose, you know, it's not... It's expensive, but it's the bottom three. It's not the hype. I mean, I know it's like, you know, ooh, a pop of Grey Goose. But it's not that great. Like, it's okay. It doesn't taste like it's gasoline like the rest of them. It definitely doesn't taste like gasoline. But it is not worth 40 bucks for like a mid-sized bottle. But anyways, guys. Remember, stay boozed.