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But I like this one. This one is good. What happens if I eat this one? You're going to be a nun. You're going to give your heart to Jesus. You can have one boyfriend. Why do you have to have two boyfriends? That's why you can't reach it. See, it's up here. You're down there. You can't reach it. You're too short. Girl, I'm going to tell your mama you're too short. I'm going to tell grandma you quit playing with the mama jokes. Your mama's too short. What are you doing? Are you showing her who's boss? I'm not going to do this at my house. I'll never get up. They work all day. They never play water balloons with us. It's hard life. You're going to Disney. We're going to Disney. You think it's not exciting? I don't want to go. We're going to Disney. We're going to Walt Disney World. I don't want to. Is that your baby? Give her a kiss. I can't swat the fly? Okay, I won't swat the fly. I'm sorry I made you sad. Do you like Tyrannosaurus Rex's? Why? Because they poop. Because they poop all night? Yeah. I teach them how to poop like me. You did? Yeah. Are you ignoring me? Yes. Deal with it, Bella. I'm not going to do it. What are you going to do about it? The neighbors are showing. You want to get a shot too? Just like Anna did? But it hurt. Did you hear her cry? You don't want to get a shot. You want to get hurt? What? Hand sanitizer. To keep your hands clean. Bella, Bella, on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? You are. Thank you, Bella. Okay, what are you going to tell me? I'm big. Give me one. Give me one, please. What's it say? Quack, quack? It says what? Crap. Really? What's very bad? The shorts. Why? You take a shower. It cannot work. Like too little. Let me see. Tell the camera you're too little. It cannot work. Olivia, why are you crying? Because I like bacon so much. Hannah, what have you done? I tried to take her bath and I tried to take her bath. But that's the potty, Hannah. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Oh, okay, well, then you do it. It's what? It's grown-up food that I don't like. Is Mama a good cook or a bad cook? Bad cook. Tessa, we have no water pressure. We can't get water? No. In the cup? No. You what? Do you hear that smell, Mama? Do I hear that smell? Yeah. What is it? You said that you don't want Grandma to sleep in your room. Why? Because she's dead. I love you, Daddy. I love you so much. Say my heart. I'm done. Say bye. Bye. Welcome to my YouTube channel where I'm making my mom's hair because I don't like it. You are my best sister. I don't know. What do you say back? Thank you. You're my best brother. Rebecca's. No, it's not Rebecca's. It's Lexa's. Rebecca's. I'm not calling Rebecca's. Don't touch it to your mouth. Blow some more. I got mine. What are you doing? I'm getting the milk out of my boobies. Why are you yelling at everybody? You're really yelling a lot. Watch your head. Why are you yelling? What does it mean to be cranky? You're cranky when you don't get told. You don't want to learn? Why? Because it's boring. But if you don't learn, you won't get a job. I don't want a job. You want to clean instead? Yeah. But you won't make that much money cleaning. I don't want money. You'll be my best friend from now on. Daddy, I'm so mad at you. You don't give me any toys. You don't buy me anything. I'll take you to jail. Can I see a pose? What a pose. What a nice pose. Who taught you these poses? Daddy, no. For setting the table like such a big girl, you get a dollar to put in your piggy bank. It's one dollar. Yes, one dollar. Twinkle, twinkle little star. You don't like my singing? Do you like my singing? Could you smile at me, please? Even though you're a cowboy and all. Can you please smile at me? You have to be serious when you're taking the picture and you're in a cowboy suit. You have to be serious. Yes, you do. You don't have to. I want to. No, sir. Because we're not doing that tonight. Because we're not going to spend money on more stuff. But we're wealthy. No, we're not. Yeah, we are. We have a TV. We have a house. We have a barn across more than $40,000. We have devices. We have a TV. Did I say TV? Oh, yeah. Hey, Emma, what's the secret ingredient in your cookies? I don't know. What did you put in them? Well, an ingredient for this bit. I don't know.