古裝宮廷喜劇《公主歸來》EP05：流落民間的孫靜格格，在阿恩少爺和阿萍小姐的照應下，練就一身武功，回宮後引發種種喜劇和與康熙帝的愛情故事，整部劇詼諧幽默，笑點極多

Where did you think so much at that time? Yes, Aunt Meng I don't think she's that badly injured, is she? How could it be wrapped up like this? Ah, is it serious? What's the package like? I'll take a mirror and see for yourself. Wait See for yourself? OK How did it happen? Hmm, Aunt Meng Am I disfigured? Help me I don't want to be disfigured Hey, almost there. Who told you to go out and fight if you have nothing to do? Disfigurement is just a matter of time Ahhhh I was wrong, Aunt Meng Please help me I don't want to be disfigured. How can I go out to meet people after I am disfigured? Yes, Mengyi If the cucumber is really disfigured Who else will learn boxing in our martial arts hall in the future? Well, it's scary to death OK MengJin I don't think it's that serious. Ah! Oh hahaha Mengyi plays this set with me Sister Lotus Leaf helped me dismantle it Hey, hey, hey. Hey, still so beautiful Look, yeah. No disfigurement at all I remember the fight just now The dominatrix kept telling her men Can't hurt your face Yeah, I heard that too. Mengyi, why are you lying to me? Do you know My fragile little heart is easily hurt This is a small punishment and a big commandment. Look at you. Now he is the owner of the boxing gym Still so ignorant With a bunch of powerless disciples Go out and fight Fortunately, there were no serious consequences this time. Otherwise it will be too late for you to regret it. You are not allowed to go out and fight in the future, do you hear me? I didn't go out to fight Did you know The bad guys took Hagen's sister I'm there to save people If you don't believe me, ask Hagen OK Is Hagen real? What the fairy sister said is true They took my sister. My father was also wounded by them But we didn't save anyone. Yes, Aunt Meng Master Hailong This time you must help Just be busy There are many of them. I can't beat it alone The Strait has been caught for a long time If we don't go I'm afraid it'll be too late. Well, in that case Let's go and see. OK What the hell is this Xuanye doing to play evaporation? Hey! None of these children understand my old man I finally took a few years off Bother me with all this stuff Hello, ma'am, don't worry. Princess Xiangyang will come later. Everything will be clear slave Let's see if Princess Xiangyang is here Queen Mother Empress Dowager and Concubine Yagui are here Come on, come on. Hmph, it's okay, it's all here Concubine meets Empress Dowager Empress Dowager auspicious Auspicious Aijia is very auspicious Get up Queen Thank You Huang Einiang The concubine heard that the emperor has not been in court for several days I don't know what's going on. I don't know the whole story Today. I have already asked someone to call the Xiangyang girl over for questioning. Maybe she knows something about it. Hey, this emperor is really Have been in power for so long It's so insignificant The concubine usually speaks a little I am afraid of hurting the concubine's love for the emperor Oh, if something really goes wrong this time It's really hard to explain to everyone My family knows the emperor Nothing will happen Don't worry. According to the concubine It's been delayed again and again. It is impossible for the emperor to have no one by his side The words and deeds of the emperor after early Hitachi were also beneficial What do you think? Isn't the matter already done? The emperor did not issue an edict for a day There is no guarantee for this for a day. I see. I see. After this is over Immediately do the matter of establishing the queen in the harem Don't you have it? That would be great. Empress Dowager Where is the concubine? I would like to ask the Empress Dowager to help take a look at the minister Is the concubine pregnant with a man or a woman this time? OK Can't see clearly now Maybe too short. Check back in a few days. Ah, the Empress Dowager Please forgive me The emperor has so many concubines That is, the concubine is pregnant So does this also mean that The emperor and his concubine have the deepest feelings Well, I think so too The people around the emperor It's better to be as caring as Ya'er. Yes, yes. I know Mrs. Tai Princess Xiangxiang Xiangyang is here Don't report it, don't report it Aijia got it. After seeing Mrs. Empress Dowager auspicious See Queen Mother Empress Dowager auspicious Yaguifei auspicious Le Tong See Empress Dowager Waste of time Xiangyang Aijia asks you where the emperor has gone This Well, what time is it in Xiangyang now? What circle are you going around? Tell me where the emperor went You didn't see that the civil and military of the whole dynasty are so anxious now Ah, it's so serious. Miserable miserable Emperor brother Don't blame me for betraying you. Say it The emperor said The emperor has gone out of the palace to find Sun Jing? Ya'er, don't cry Aijia will call the shots for you. This emperor is really Leave the concubine with the dragon seed at home Even privately Now is not the time to complain Xiangyang, what do you mean by telling the Ai family to leave the palace? Where did they go? Where can I get them back? I don't know. I only know that the emperor's brother went out of the palace to find Sun Jing As for where to go I really don't know. Mrs. Houweichen can testify Xiangyang and I I saw the emperor go out with a few people with my own eyes As for where they went We really don't know. Hey I have a big head now You all want the emperor with my family Aijia for a while Where can I find the emperor for you? Sir, you are out of business Why would someone still knock on the door? Oops, maybe it's the caterpillars, they're here to make trouble Who are you? What are you doing? You are the magistrate of Laibin County. Exactly Emperor Emperor slave see Emperor Hey, hey, hey. Did you do it? Why are you raising goldfish? The emperor is here Uh come come come Filled come come come What's wrong with these people? Dressed like this when I was on duty These are sent by the bully caterpillar He took all the people who used to work in the county yamen All ran away Then he also appointed himself as the agent of the county Agent magistrate Kind of interesting Then I want to see What kind of agency law is this agent magistrate? Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? What to do Stinky girl Say Who the hell is trying to rescue you? Otherwise, I'll be rude to you. You died of this heart I won't say it. Stinky girl is tough Do you want to say it or not? Yeah, the drums are playing. Someone drums Someone is holding it outside Why would someone beat the drums? Take a look with me. Sir please Ah! Ahhh Stand up stand up Acting for the governor of the county to arrive OK You brought these people with you. Yes, yes. No no no no no no Yes Da Don't kneel Why don't you kneel? Aren't you afraid that I will punish you for your sins? It's easy for you to want us to kneel As long as you can help us convict a case of injustice Call the shots for us Of course we can kneel What if I don't agree? Then we can't kneel You are the father and mother of the people Can't call the shots for the people We don't think it's worth kneeling Haha joke No injustice has ever happened here. Hmph, there really is a case of injustice I'm sure I can do it You say it Hum hum hum Then I'm welcome. In fact, this case is very simple It's about our magistrate Hum hum hum What grievances can he have? Hahaha Here's the thing. The people of the county say He is the real magistrate We beg to differ. I saw that he was a fake. Is a fake version of a completely counterfeit product I still don't know the current agent, the prefect What do you think about this? Well said, well said I didn't expect you poor guys to have some knowledge? You're absolutely right. Did you see that? This is a false straight line. Is it a fake? I am the real magistrate The case can be seen at a glance I can pronounce judgment now This lord is the real magistrate Now you understand Can you kneel down for me? Hahahaha Hahaha, good judgment. Good judgment, it's over so soon Hahaha, but we still can't kneel. Bold people Why don't you kneel down for me? I have satisfied your injustice case. You are too bullying Kneel down for me Rebellion against you Hahaha Acting magistrate You said he was a fake magistrate But I have here an official document obtained by the court officials The content inside is displayed He is the real magistrate Humph No matter the name The age and place of origin can exactly match the official document. I don't know our acting county magistrate What's the explanation for this? Ah, let me explain it to you. Hahahaha Where the hell are you here to solve the case? Obviously here to make trouble OK It seems that you don't know my guest, Lord Mao Great, come on Get me a knife to clean up these things Kill them The pig's head cannot be beaten by the emperor To be beheaded OK Pardon? He is the emperor If he were the emperor I am the emperor's father How dare you pretend to be the emperor and call me? Hit me to death Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah OK Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Oops oops oops oops oops Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ahhhhh Uh-huh. Ah! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ahhh Ahhhh Hey, Brother Mao Are you okay? Oops bro no more cats Cat shit Quickly kill them for me Master, there are many of them We heroes don't eat immediate losses Let's go first Okay. Hey, go, go. Ahhhhh Kill them for me Ahhhh My mother-in-law Are you okay? Brother Bao, we won He ran away as soon as I came hehehe What's going on? What's going on? Can you win without me? Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Devil, are you okay? No no it's ok How could anything happen? Then let's This is it. Who are you? What are you doing here? Don't you know this is Lord Mao's residence? I don't care if you are Uncle Mao or Aunt Mao I'll tell you what. We are here to demolish the house today. Obediently hand over Haixia Humph Auntie can consider starting lightly Who is the Strait? Oh, dear. Stop talking to him so much We can go in directly by smashing the door. Well, masters, come on Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's go Who dares to break into Mao Mansion and call me Dare to Chong Mao Mansion Fight well Master, come on! Well played well played Master, come on, come on, come on. Hit him Hit him hit Hit him on the back and hit him on the neck Come on, Mengxi Master, come on, good master Well done. Well played well played Ok come out for me master Found two best Chigua Chigua is the best Catch it catch it Okay, grab, grab Huh? Grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab Catch him catch catch catch catch Okay, okay, okay, grab, grab. Watermelon watermelon pinch He pinches his nose pinches his nose pinches Squeeze him to death Squeeze him to death Okay, okay. Pinch, pinch, pinch Okay, okay. Stop it. What time is it? The two of them must know Where is the strait closed? Don't ask Ask me what you said to the master heroine forgive me heroine forgive me heroine forgive me heroine forgive me Ugly hurry up Where did you hide your hero? If you don't say Auntie rips your lips off Say I say I say I say I say I say I said it was locked in the prison of the county government The prison of the county government Bullshit Are you still trying to lie to me at this time? Oops, the prison of the county government office Why don't you say the prison in the Forbidden City? Are you trying to deceive me into being arrested by officers and soldiers? Tell you there is no door I won't give you some color to see You don't know how powerful your aunt is Heroine, it's true. Really locked in the prison of the county government If there is a lie Our whole family has to die Really? It's a real heroine Lord Mao is our agent All the important people we caught It's all locked up there Agent magistrate Right. Just that bastard can still be the agent of the county I might as well go Lest people die Wife separation, right? We'll take you there. I'll take you there. I'll take you there. I'll take you there. The disciples grabbed them and took them away Yes, yes. Go go go go go go Don't move lightly Tap, go, go. It hurts. Ouch. Oops oops Hurry up and don't dawdle Go oops Big hero Thank you. Thank you. How come? Kill the harm for the people Yeah, where did it come from? Scared me to death Don't talk nonsense Let me ask you something. Guys, if you have anything, please tell us clearly. Heroes, you captured Mao's mansion Big hero, huh? Did you take a breath for us? No one surnamed Mao Evil is not a pig Why don't the dogs catch all our children? You heartless dogs Even the children are not spared I'm pissed off. I'm pissed off. Please don't fight Excuse me, I'm about to explode Let me tell you something. Are those kids locked up with the channel? If you don't say I'll beat you to death again Stop fighting, stop fighting Those kids are not locked in the channel Okay, okay. Stop talking Or should we save them first? Ok hurry up and show us the way go go go That's very exciting. Go and watch the fun Since I ascended the throne What do ministers do every time they play? Guotai Min'an What a joke If I hadn't seen what happened today with my own eyes I can't believe that under the prestige of the Qing Dynasty How could such a ridiculous thing happen? What prefecture What a shit county I'm so angry, I'm so angry I'm pissed off The emperor is calm If the emperor hadn't seen this with his own eyes Even minions can't believe it's a fact Your Majesty, I think we should hurry back to the palace In case something goes wrong Even if the minions have ten thousand heads It's not enough to cut Joke What a joke I am the king of a country If even such a ridiculous thing If you can't handle it well Then how can I be this emperor? Your Majesty, we are outside now And it's Tiger Falling Pingyang Can't be angry for a while? I am the emperor in the palace That is still the emperor outside the palace OK Eunuch Wu The slave is preaching my will You go back to the palace to gather people I want to take this shit agent to the county's nest One piece is served. Follow the order, the slave will do it now, go quickly Hahahaha Well done! Hahaha oops Well done this time! This time, Lord Mao, your martial arts are unparalleled These three punches and two kicks will put those The little thief was beaten to pieces That's right. These guys are probably broken. How dare you say you are the emperor Hey, I don't know about the sky and the earth. Don't let me meet him next time. I'll crush his bones as soon as I meet him Hahahaha What are you laughing at? Hey, it seems pretty awesome. Are you brave enough? And crushed his bones. Good one Hahahaha Come here. Hey, Brother Wang, be good. What do you kids know? Oh yes That's how the world is. Well, the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. Yes, any bird. Hmm, the red-haired lord's martial arts are world-class No one can compare No one can compare No one can compare No one can compare No one can compare No one can compare No one can compare No one can compare Children, come and reward reward Must reward must reward Hahaha, no one can compare, no one can compare No one can compare No one can compare No one can compare No one can compare No one can compare Boys! I'm quite happy today OK Why don't we go out and have fun? Oops, sure no problem. Ok ok ok Let's go Oh, this time. We must celebrate You uneducated bunch Are dying What are you laughing at? Are you celebrating? I'm going to meet up with Yama soon Little turtle What the hell are you doing? What are you all doing now? Brother Chicken this girl This group of people is the one who made trouble in our Mao mansion last time. These girls are you Stinky girl A little furry boy Hahahahaha Did you say the wrong thing? Hey, what do you say? Repeat Hey, it's Brother Mao A stinky girl How dare you hit Lao Maogu Right? Brothers hahahahaha I'm dying of laughter Hey, what are you laughing at? Is it that funny? Of course funny Last time I searched for a day and couldn't find you. You actually delivered it to your door today Good. Last time I beat you and ran here with my tail between my legs You're not so lucky next time Brothers say Right? Right? Right? Hahahahahahaha You talk too much. Can't you just give it to me directly? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on guys Yeah. Hey hey hey ha Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Ouch, this thing is so heavy Hit hey hey hey hey hey hey hey Hahahaha! Little girl forgive me little girl forgive me little girl forgive me Oops oops oops oops Oops oops oops oops oops Oops oops oops oops oops oops Brother Bao, run Wait for me. Brother Bao, run! The poor can't chase after Let's save people first Go quickly Let's go Hurry up Haixia, thank you, sister. Come come come come I'm so happy. Finally got them cleaned up Oops, this wine is good Come on, come on Another bowl. Hey, add vegetables, add vegetables, hey Rare, hahaha. You gave me a chicken leg Come on, come on, this Full up full up Ok ok ok Here we go. Cheers. Cheers. Come come come Why are you crying? past What do you mean? We guys are so happy today Why are you crying? Why are you crying? Why are you crying? Stop crying, and you, you, you, you. Look at you. You cry better Look how ugly you are crying Look good You guys are eating and drinking here Can I stay here hungry? I'm hungry too. Give me something to eat What! You just want to eat Eat you still want to eat You want to eat Ok oops Dare to eat Let's have a good time for all our brothers first Ahahahaha I want to eat, I let you eat, let you eat I'll kill you. I'll let you eat I'll kill you. Kill you kill you Just know to eat I'll beat you to death and let you eat Give me something to eat I make you still want to eat Fight to the death Hit me to death I go first To us Shoot him badass I'll kill you and throw you to death Throw it to death Don't throw it away don't throw it away How nice for me to eat Hey, don't throw it away, don't throw it away, don't throw it away Goodbye goodbye Don't throw it away, keep it for everyone to eat Hey, keep it, keep it Meng Yi, hurry up and take this person down Uh, I'm here to help too Thank you hero Thank you hero Get out of here Thank you hero Thank you hero Ladies and gentlemen Let's play something else, shall we? Ok ok ok ok ok hey cucumber Stop playing, I'm sleepy Let's go home and sleep You are a professional in killing landscapes I'm really pissed off. I just scolded people for being a rice bucket I see you as a pig's head I finally won with so many people Can't you just let me have fun? Otherwise I won't be able to sleep Ok ok ok ok Play with you play with you What do you want to play? I'm so happy Every time I'm happy I want to sing So? Can I sing a song for everyone now? Okay, okay, come, okay, okay. I've only seen her dance I've never seen her sing Come sing one sing one sing one Let's sing one Sing one sing one Sing a song Sing one sing one sing one Come on, sing one Come on, everybody. Come on Ok ok ok There are so many beautiful women around you But it seems You thousands of miles Can't hurt Oh oh thank you thank you Thanks. Thank you. That's great. listen Be quiet be quiet Everyone be quiet Today is a great day. From now on? We can live and work in peace here Happy day From now on, if anyone dares to bully you again You come to me I will certainly do justice for everyone Okay, great. We found a backer In the future, this Laibin town we are in? It's a paradise In the future, if you want to farm, you can Fish farming is also fine You can do anything Never have to pay a penny in tax again What shit baby Too revealing Not a penny. Okay, great. Well said well said Um, and the moon? Well, that Xanadu How can it be done without peach blossoms? Tomorrow, I will bring all the disciples of our hall Go buy a lot of peach blossoms and come back Peach blossoms are planted everywhere But But This season is not suitable for planting peach blossoms Plant it today and it will die tomorrow Hey, you pig head I let you plant, you plant Buy it tomorrow. Must be planted, okay? Ok ok ok Great. Okay. aunt Please help me think of a way Look at it. I've been faking my pregnancy for so long And that bitch, Noble Lady Wan, has finally been eradicated OK But I still haven't been able to become the queen Humph What's even more annoying is But at this moment Don't know where Out of some unknown psychopath Gege Humph This is a good one. Don't know the rules And full of nonsense After coaxing his wife, he liked the emperor very much Auntie, think about it So what do we do now? I have an idea. The emperor has left the palace privately these days Behind the wife It's a lot of pressure inside and out Well, I heard that I have been looking for the emperor these days She has been eating and sleeping for days If at this critical moment Let's help get the emperor back At that time, the old man will reward him as soon as he is happy. Then we don't want anything yet. OK I don't agree with that. What's up? What are you looking for? Even if you get it back, it's not the same The emperor thought in his heart It's all that psychopath She doesn't take me as a concubine at all Humph If this goes on I'm afraid we Everyone is fetching water from bamboo baskets It is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself My aunt is in this deep palace Only power To be invincible? What do you want? I think Let's just blackmail the wife and change the emperor Shut up! Do you dare to say such things casually? Did you eat bear heart and leopard gall? This is going to implicate the nine clans Hey, oh. Auntie, think about it Our Gao family is the Empress Dowager again Prince again It's the concubine again Why are you still alive so useless? It's not because the power is not in our hands Hmph, if the power is in hand Make a puppet emperor And then get the old fool behind the wife out of the stage In that case Only our Gao family can truly call the wind and call the rain Auntie is only like this I don't have to worry about not being queen every day in the future Worry about this And what about you, aunt? You don't have to look at the queen mother all day That old confused face Why do we live so hard? Auntie, that's it I dare say that with your talent, Auntie Isn't it better than that old fool? Not a thousand times taller than the Queen Mother aunt The Empress Dowager has a letter from Prince Gao's flying pigeon Well, you can go down first. Auntie, what is this? It's your urgent letter from Amma Amma emergency letter What does it say? Your caterpillar cousin from Laibin It is said that there is a person who claims to be the emperor Arrived in Laibin Town And beat up your cousin He's here to help. Oh, the cousin with the hairy body? Haha, he got hit again. OK Wait. Yeah. Aunt, maybe? What that furry cousin said is true The so-called emperor Think about it, what if it really is the emperor? OK It is possible Haha oops It's really hard to find anywhere It doesn't take much effort. Haha, it seems that God is helping us. I just don't know this man who claims to be the emperor Is it the real emperor? aunt true or false Let's send someone to see Just explore the truth OK Aunt aunt aunt aunt Yang'er, you I just went to Cining Palace to greet my aunt. Yang'er, is there anything wrong with you coming to see your aunt? Today. Amma receives an urgent letter from Cousin Caterpillar Auntie, please see if you have received it? Well, I have received it. I just don't know if it's true or not Is it true or false? Send someone to take a look and you'll know Hmm Yang'er You quickly bring your people to Laibin Town to find caterpillars However, in this man who claims to be the emperor Before the identity has been determined You must not show your face What about after confirmation? aunt What are you hesitating about? Don't miss the opportunity Lost forever aunt Don't you always teach us to be decisive? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Aunt Lamb Oh, Aunty! Master, have something to eat The servant made your favorite osmanthus fish for you Eat by yourself Hey you say This Eunuch Wu has been out for a while Why haven't you come back yet? Master, we are always bored here It's not the way. Why don't we go out for a walk? Hey I think it's okay. What do you mean? You can test people's feelings See if there is any problem. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I solved them all at once OK Save the common people from suffering These two come I can also inquire about Sun Jing by the way. OK Hmm go Hey Could there be something wrong with these people? Why has everything changed? Become so cheerful The servant who looked at it went numb all over his body