古裝宮廷喜劇《公主歸來》EP03：流落民間的孫靜格格，在阿恩少爺和阿萍小姐的照應下，練就一身武功，回宮後引發種種喜劇和與康熙帝的愛情故事，整部劇詼諧幽默，笑點極多

Open up your hand and twist your butt and twist twist Oh, you're stupid! I see. Hey princess twist twist twist Hey, Xiao Yang, hurry up Oops oops oops oops Princess Are you okay? Oh, Concubine Yagui, are you alright? I'm so sorry. I'm walking too fast. It doesn't matter. I'll help you up. Are you alright, Concubine Yagui? Where are you walking? Just running away Hey, what is this? Is it yours? How did you take it? How many times have I told you? Yaguifei waist acid Apply medicine with a small pillow Why is such a big person rushing over? You don't know Concubine Yagui forgives her sins I didn't mean to. Concubine Ya Gui, I still have something to do I'll be going. See you another day. Hahahahahahaha Uh-huh. Jing'er That kiss just now was so lingering Brother Emperor, you have to help me decide Imperial sister, what happened? What's the good news? Do you know how corrupt your palace is now? Someone is having an affair in the imperial garden? It's the other way around. Who is so bold How dare you do such a scandal in the palace Yes, brother emperor, come and see with me OK Go, go, go, go Oops, royal sister How is that possible? How could someone steal from the palace? Uh-huh. Emperor brother The emperor brother calls the shots for me Emperor brother, what's the matter with you? Yeah. I'm a little hot hot I didn't sweat. Yeah, I'm going to kill him. Hey no no no Brother Han Li, please don't kill him If you kill him, I'm done. If you kill him, I'm done See for yourself see for yourself Li Letong Don't don't don't forget it Forget it. Forget it. Hmm, we are so pitiful. Why are the two of us so pitiful? Let's go. Hmm, the emperor, the emperor OK Hmm, the emperor is gone, it's gone. OK Ouch. Emperor Emperor Hmm The slave is bringing me wine Oops emperor You drink too much I have to go to the morning tomorrow morning The memorial in Zhili Province is very urgent If you don't approve it, just um something to start Nothing is a retreat Your Majesty, are you kidding? Eunuch Wu, who is joking? I need a drink. Drink Your Majesty, you mean you have retreated. The slave retired Hmm stop Who gave you a retreat? Let me be drunk, right? Hmm, bring me a drink Ouch yo yo Your Majesty, are you still awake? Good slave, I'll go get you a drink now. Hey, what about wine? Report to Manager Wu Yesterday, several princes came to the Ministry of Internal Affairs I borrowed more than 20 bottles from the imperial chef No wine now Now tell me no. I'll tell you what. Now even if you change Change it for me too I castrate you Ouch, my Director Wu You just castrate me again I can't change it either. The emperor is here Here comes the slave Wine wine I want to drink Emperor Emperor Uh uh uh uh uh Find me Sun Jing If you can't find it, I'll castrate you Hey, this slave will find it now Find it now Oops, no need to castrate Princesses are not related to men and women It's not good if someone sees it I'll tell you what. You are mine Besides, it's so dark Who will see it? We just hold hands He didn't do anything shameful. Oops princess princess I think we should still treat each other with courtesy Otherwise, it will be bad to damage the reputation of the princess Excuse Excuse It's all excuses After all, you just don't like me. Just hate me no Princess, I actually like it I don't actually hate princesses duplicity Everything I say is true Nothing you say is true I don't believe me. You know I'm a wordsmith. If you still don't believe me Then I can't help it. Then prove it with actions. action confirmed How to confirm OK Princess Please confirm it for me. It's not the first time Hey This confirms that what you said to me was all duplicity The person you like is not me. It's Sun Jing, right? Not such a princess I try to change my personality. Try to please you I hope you can care more about me. But you don't have me in your heart at all Princess princess Let go of me! Oops princess Oh princess Princess sorry Princess sorry Dead Eunuch Wu Are you in such a hurry to reincarnate? Not a princess It was the emperor who was in a hurry to ask the slave to find Jing Gege Accidentally bumped into the princess Please forgive the princess Sun Jing Sun Jing Sun Jing again This Sun Jing Take you men One by one, they were fascinated. Princess slaves are not men roll Gege auspicious Emperor Emperor Who did the slave call Sun Jingge here? Hmm, Sun Jing OK Your Majesty, follow the slave's finger to look here? Hey hey hey hmmm Yo really Hahaha um Hello, Sun Jing! If you don't see me, kneel down quickly OK Hello I was dragged here by Eunuch Wu halfway through my sleep Hmm, are you going crazy? Hmm nerve How dare you Do you want to piss me off? I'm not mad at you Hmm neuropathy Hmm hmm hmm You liar I thought you liked me You told me to teach me how to dance You ended up teaching someone else Do you have me in your heart? Ahhhh oh Oh, I see. Hmm you Are you jealous? OK I still want to eat people Ah, the emperor is going crazy and wants to eat people Everyone run away Shh, shh, shh. OK Seni, I'm afraid of you Not crazy You seem to have a fever. Hey Be careful. Hmm, uh, uh, uh OK Life's hmmm hmmm Come don't move I'll wipe it for you. It will be fine soon. Uh uh uh uh uh uh Emperor I want to bring my good sister eggplant to the palace Play with me Well, I'm so bored alone in the palace Emperor I will ask Da Meng to pick her up tomorrow. Your Majesty, you are so kind OK Hmm nerve hmm nerve OK OK Hahahaha It's time for the emperor to go to court Ah, dear. Don't call don't call Keep your voice down! Don't scream, be careful of being discovered by others. Hey Why are you hitting me? You molested me How can I have it? You're lying on top of me Oh, dear. Hahaha uh uh Why are you lying in my bed? Ah! You were sick last night They take good care of you You go you go Wait, wait, uh My mind is a little confused. Let me take a look Stroke Last night? I was sick last night No, I'm not sick. I am drunk Whether you are sick or not Anyway, we just slept together I've heard people say that men and women who sleep together can get pregnant Now I'm screwed. How will I meet people in the future? Ah, good. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. According to you I should be responsible for you. Then I will now make you a noble I don't do it Why is that? Be the queen The queen has the most power I don't do anything else Hey This future I am also powerless This is the queen mother I want Concubine Liya to be the queen If I insist on going against her I'm afraid the DPRK and Chinese ministers will object The people of the world will insult me again for being unfilial I can't bear this notoriety So I can only aggrieve you to be a noble I do not That's the only way Anyway, I won't be your noble Oh, dear. This is the only way for you to stay by my side Who says I have to stay by your side? This this That's why you say that No reason. You have a queen I stayed to be laughed at You are mine Who dares to laugh at you? Hum Oh, dear. Hey, quiet, quiet. This crazy girl How rash You should also learn the rules of the palace Where did the crazy girl learn to understand the rules? Moment, hey, hey, Jing'er Empress Dowager auspicious Emperor, where did this crazy girl come from? No respect I want you to kick her out immediately I'm afraid not. She is now mine Ah, so soon. So I beg the queen mother to take back her life It is not difficult to recover your life As long as you canonize Concubine Ya as queen immediately I can promise anything Guan nobles accept the decree By decree of the Empress Dowager Guan nobles steal jade seals Criminals His crime deserves punishment But it's a first offense Spare her life Zhuo was immediately expelled from the palace Demoted to the common people OK I'm wronged, I'm wronged Empress Dowager elegant You are planning to harm me One day I'll come back for revenge hmmm Dead people are dead? Cucumber someone died appeal You listen to me. From today on, you are a civilian Never enter the palace Live your civilian life well drive drive Let go of me! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Don't think you can bully people because you are big Let go of me! Let go let go Let go let go Too much shit Isn't she the emperor's mother? Let go of the eggplant Eggplant melon Eggplant melon I'm here eggplant melon eggplant melon I'm so happy to see you Me too! Finally see you Eggplant melon You don't know that there are only old masters in this palace Everyone else seems to be crazy I also found Although he said he sent someone to pick me up They sent a giant. And can't speak Almost suffocated me along the way I can only talk to myself Hey, this palace? What a mute Stuttering Really, and stuttering. If you don't believe me, I'll take you to see it. Okay, okay, okay. Hey, what kind of stutter is a stutter in the palace? Is it fragrant skin? Go go go go Show you Go fast The emperor is now the bigger he is, the less he will listen to the words of the Ai family Aijia told her to go east She wants to go west I'm so pissed Empress Dowager, there must be villains around the emperor I deliberately want to divide your mother-son relationship. Mammy Li, according to you Who could this person be? slave However, the slave thinks that the new Sun Jingge Not good stuff Not only do you not take the concubines seriously It relies on the favor of its ancestors Well, you're not even respectful to the Queen Mother. I see that this girl is young But very ambitious Empress Dowager, think about it This Sun Jing I usually pretend to be crazy and act stupid Like a psychopath The servant thinks she is not Sun Jingge She's just a nerd Nerve Humph I want to see how nervous she is Aunt Ya'er Greetings to Auntie Empress Dowager auspicious Ya'er, you came just in time. We're in the middle of something big. What's the big deal? Auntie, am I going to be queen? The mind is full of queens You're on the verge of disaster now Auntie, what are you talking about? Don't scare me What a disaster Where is the trouble? Concubine Ya Gui Don't you know? The emperor is on good terms with the neurotic Gege who just arrived Ah! No way. Ah, I just got rid of that bitch Wan'er. Why is there another psychopath here? Why is my life so miserable? When you and your father Shouldn't have sent me to this deep palace to suffer Fake pregnancy Something that doesn't know what to do Can these words be said casually? The partition wall has ears Do you know If your words get out The heads of hundreds of people in the Gao family for generations Not enough to cut Aunt, what should I do now? Aunt, can't I be the queen again? There is an aijia You are the queen What's wrong with you? What to run I suddenly thought of one It's a serious matter So what's up? Can't stay here I want to take you away I want to save you. You psychopath What are you doing with all this crazy talk? Why can't you stay here? There are dead people here You live here and you will die too What's dead? Am I fine? Oh, I'm afraid you'll die. Also, I'm afraid you'll lose your life. Am I lost? You are lost Hey, I knew you'd lose it. I shouldn't be here so late Hey, it's alright. If you cut a melon, you will lose it anyway No big deal. No no no no You have to make it clear to me. You can't just accept the fact that you lost your life Didn't the emperor get sick last night? I took good care of him What was the result? I ended up in bed with the emperor, and then what? Then the emperor hugged me And then what? Well then I opened my eyes And? Then it's dawn I found the emperor lying on top of me And then it's dawn. That means you and the emperor go to bed together And then you fell asleep. Right. I don't want to know if you are the one I just want to know What the hell did you guys do that night? Evening. Evening. I fell asleep at night Gee, you scared me! Cut and hang I don't know That was a surprise. I slept with the emperor Kissed on the mouth I held hands and hugged Now I'm dead I will definitely be like Concubine Yagui Pregnant with a big belly? I don't want to get pregnant I don't want a big belly Don't be so white, okay? You can't get pregnant by holding hands and sleeping together. Really? Really not pregnant? How do you get pregnant? Uh uh uh 1,999 word cuts are omitted here Hahahahaah Run fast Oops Let go of me! Let go of me! Let go of me let go of me Let go of me! Let go of me let go let go Let's go follow What are you doing? Ouch Hey, hey, hey, hey. Cucumber, why are we so unlucky? Arrested twice in just a few days Hey how do I know Could it be that kidnapping is also popular in this palace? No wonder I care so much about you. It turns out that the palace is so dangerous It seems that my concern is correct Watermelon is so good to me. I'm not nice to you, who is nice to you? Now you are the most important person in my heart Hmm watermelon Hahahaha Who are you? Jing Gege, you are so noble and forgetful I have met you several times. You won't fail to recognize it You stand so far away, where can I see clearly? Hahaha, can't you see clearly? Ha ha. Oh, Brother Jing Let go of her little witch Can you see clearly? Ah let go let go Or I'll bite you to death Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Does cucumber hurt? It used to hurt, but it doesn't hurt when you blow it. Humph you old bastard Dare to pull my brother's ears Believe it or not, my brother beat you into a pie Touch the cake My name is Li Tougou I have eaten any cake I just haven't eaten touch cake You two Fix them for me Yes Don't you dare touch me let go Let go let go Hahahahahahaha Let go of us and pinch to death Pinch them Let go of me and make you scold so cool and annoying just now Hahaha Let go of me! Good fight Fight to the death Hate juggling ropes open Let me go Oops oops oops Hit me Kill you kill you Let you hit me Let you hit me You stop for me I'll show you the cucumber Go go go no Put your hands up. Ah. OK Your face is bigger than a shoe. Take it Look at your arrogance Look at your arrogance Oh, dear. Oh. Good Gege Good girl, forgive me. The slave is really blind What did you say? spare you No door Didn't you just have a good time? Oops oops Smell, smell, smell Does it smell good? Does it smell good? Speak louder Does it smell good? Xiang Xiang Speak louder Does it smell good? Ah, louder, incense Say incense, say it quickly Fragrant or not Ah! Is it fun? You are awesome Tie it up now You're out of rope. There is everything in the wrong treasure bag. Dangdang Dangdang Hahaha oops It's over now Pinch my ears, right? This ear, right? Come on, come on I pinch me Let me squeeze harder I pinch I pinch Huh? Oh, yeah. Hmm? Mighty Mighty Take us out The people over there are going to kill us OK Tall man, take us out OK Come on, let's go! If we don't go, we're dead Uh-huh. Ouch. O king Are you taking us out? Look at our two little girls like flowers and jade Crying so sadly Please don't take us out Wait a minute and we'll be crying You have to be seen through too Yes, yes. Hmm haha Humph Silly brother, let me tell you If you don't let us out We crashed and died here Uh-huh. OK Hahaha, Dameng, you are awesome. Go to the master to avenge you Dragon Brothers Royal Palace It's not a place where anyone can do whatever they want You'll be killed if you break in like this Yeah, you have to stay calm. It is. It is. I saw dead people in there with my own eyes Don't go there again. I don't care. Dragon Brothers Don't be impulsive Everything has a solution OK Solve what Well, since ancient times Accompany the king like a tiger I never wanted Jing'er to stay in the palace Although I have a wife who loves me in every way But the deep palace is full of danger If you don't get it right, it's broken to pieces. If not, it will implicate everyone Oh, I've made up my mind. I'm taking Jing'er out of here This is for you not to let me take revenge Here we go. Anyway, my apprentice can no longer Let people bully you But I miss my sister Yes, yes. Cucumber, she can no longer enter the palace Cucumber she has I order you to shut up OK She what? You say Hey cucumber she She is already with the emperor. Which one? Is she lost? OK Oh, dear. This hey Your Majesty, eat something You haven't eaten or drunk all day and night How can this go on? Your dragon body matters My Emperor Go go go go Don't bother me You think I'm not annoying enough, right? Go and get Sun Jing back to me This Eunuch Wu Princess, you came just in time As soon as Brother Jing leaves? The emperor has lost his soul Now it's a disease of thought Tea and rice The slave is really in a hurry Please help me persuade the emperor Leprechauns like it all Oh princess, stop talking nonsense Let's go and see the emperor Hey, big python Emperor auspicious OK Don't bother me Will it work? Are you deaf? I asked you to bring Sun Jing back to me You mean you found Sun Jing? Where? I asked you to find Sun Jing What are you doing with this crap? Go go go go go Emperor brother Don't be angry Show me what this is. OK Emperor brother I see this as a letter Written by Sun Jing Emperor, I'm leaving It's not fun in the palace Let's talk about that, Sun Jing. She's gone. Why can't I understand? You men? How can I understand a girl's heart? It must be girls who understand girls Here he goes. Where will he go? Hey He must have gone to Chen Mansion Dameng Eunuch Wu Chrysanthemum follow me to the Chen Mansion Hey Are you kidding me? Sun Jing, she's gone Where can she go? Where else could she go? Back to the Emperor Yesterday, Brother Jing and He Yue returned to Weichen's house Ragged physical and mental exhaustion Wei Chen dare not ask more After that, Brother Jing will leave Weichen dare not stop Ask the emperor to find out what They are injured What the hell is going on here? Hurry up and make it clear to me Things in the emperor's palace Brother doesn't say How dare we ask It's just that Ge Ge is a golden branch and jade leaf But came back with scars We look so distressed. Mengjin is afraid that Ge Ge will cause any more trouble in the palace So I decided to take Gege away We can't stop it, Your Majesty Yes, Your Majesty Eunuch Wu's servants are here Hurry up and go to the Zongren Mansion to mobilize manpower to find out about this matter Look who is so bold How dare you do this to Sun Jing? This slave will do it now Oh, dear. Ouch dog slave You can't even handle this little thing And the ability to scream here Queen Mother, you don't know That Sun Jingge? No, but she's just a nerd Relying on their own martial arts I don't take you seriously at all Ahahahaha Oops aunt aunt aunt Don't be angry. Don't be angry. This dead Sun Jing? Really dead nerve No wonder the emperor likes her so much So she has so many tricks? Aunt, this Sun Jing must not stay Empress Dowager arrives Concubine Ya Gui arrives Children and ministers see Emperor Empress Emperor auspicious What happened to the emperor? You don't seem happy. Aijia is not happy Humph Aijia is very happy The wicked slave of the Ai family did not discipline well Thanks to the emperor's new favorite, Brother Jing I taught my family a lesson It stands to reason I should thank him well But this Mammy Li He is also a slave who has been with my family for decades Even if there is a mistake I can also teach myself a lesson Emperor, are you right? Hey Although this family is old But I still have the ability to discipline my own minions Huang Einiang This Look at the Iai family This palace also only smells newcomers laugh No place for the old man to cry Emperor Old guys like us Is it better to leave as soon as possible to protect yourself? Emperor Einiang's minister thinks there is any misunderstanding here It is better to wait for the son to find out the matter before dealing with it. OK? The emperor forgives his concubines for talking too much This psychopath has been running nerves in the palace all day And ah, it will be sent as soon as it is okay. The entire palace was turned upside down So, what about Concubine Echen? Or kick her out of the palace as soon as possible When is it your turn to talk here? She can't say For the family Emperor I don't like this psychopath very much now. If you don't drive her away Then I will leave this mother Sun Jing, she, she is no longer in the palace really I hope you didn't trick me into leaving. Oh oh oh oh Take a look. Take a look. The most handsome, handsome and youngest boxer in the world Open a boxing gym to accept apprentices Free boxing teaching A month's package of food and housing Three guarantees and three guarantees Welcome to visit and negotiate. Welcome. Welcome. It is. It is. Don't miss it when you pass by. rare opportunity Where did the boxer come from? Is it hard? I want to accept apprentices Knock me down first Cucumber, someone is coming to smash the field Who? Who? Blind dog eyes Dare to make trouble in my aunt's territory I don't want to live anymore, do I? little girl I've heard of tofu Xishi that sells tofu. I've never heard of a boxing gym chick who runs a boxing gym Hahahaha Maybe someone wants to fight, right? Knock me down first I despise the opening of the self-proclaimed boxing champion the most Oh, dear. Oops oops Little girl, I took it I took my aunt I signed up. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's amazing. I was the first to sign up. One registration Oops ok ok If you want to sign up please come with me Xiaoqiang, your health is so poor. You can sign up too. Let's study together. Okay, okay, you can get a discount. Me, too? Hey this gentleman Come to our martial arts hall Eat and live Hey sir Take a look, hey, hey Huanhuan How much is this? Hey, look what's going on over there Let's go and see Hmm go Selling yourself to bury your mother So many people watching No one helped Cucumber, let's help them I raised me Raised Strange that this man is dead The body is still so soft That's impossible. Oh, what's there to see in a dead person? It is. It is. What a psychopath Mother Why do you keep groping the corpse? Those people say you're crazy, don't make noise Shh. Sister, what are you doing? Sister, my mother is dead Why are you touching her? Oh, dear. Don't make it big She's already dead. Brother, I want to go once Why hasn't it responded yet? Did I mistake the location? God bless. Otherwise, I will lose a lot of face today. Thump thump thump thump thump Heaven and earth spirit All kinds of gods are about to appear Come and save this woman Bring her back to life soon Come back to life